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There are no words adequate to describe the Last Homely House or the wonders of Lord Elrond’s hospitality, which seems impossible to strain even under the burden of thirteen empty dwarfish stomachs and their even more trying attitudes. Having played hostess to those same stomachs in her time, Briar is duly impressed and endeavors to add to the burden as little as possible. This is made somewhat more difficult by the fact that elves, apparently, are better able to differentiate between hobbit gentlemen and hobbit ladies that dwarves seem to be. A fact Briar learned when Lord Elrond pulled her to one side after their meal and put her into the hands of his daughter and her women with a gentle smile. Briar feels that she probably owes him a swift kick in the shins for that.

My take on the clichéd elfing!Harry story, hopefully with better care taken towards the integration of Harry into the LOTR books. Also elfing!Sirius.

Who is Kili's father? He doesn't know. Thorin doesn't know. Dis knows. She's not telling. What happens when he finds out that she left and didn't tell him she was carrying his son? Alternative Ending to BOFA. Family drama!

Every Tolkien fan has a “Tenth Walker” in them — but Eleanor Dace hasn’t read a word of Tolkien since she was thirteen and was still fantasising about adventuring in other worlds. Now she’s twenty-two, a third year English Literature student about to graduate from college; when she discovers that her teenage fantasy just got a bit too realistic for her liking. Now she’s trapped in Arda, a world she has little idea how to survive in, trying to recover a missing set of memories that might help get her home. Or they might just make things go from merely life-threateningly bad; to apocalyptically worse. With little more than her hazy recall of the Lord of the Rings trilogy to draw on (and a sarcastic second personality giving cryptic advice in her head) Eleanor begins to realise that there is something sinister going on in Middle Earth, besides the return of the One Ring. Something more than just mere coincidence brought her here, and only remembering what it is will get her home again. Oh, and in case things weren't complicated enough already — her ears just got a whole lot more pointy. [My spin on the ever popular cliche: “a girl falls into Middle Earth.” Rated for language.]

Ten years after the Battle of the Shire, Bilbo and Thorin are happy in Belegost. Then Bilbo goes to visit Moria...

Ellie finds herself in a predicament. She's lost in the woods, covered in poop and the only person willing to help her is the same guy who held a sword at her throat. This practical joke isn't funny. Wait, are those dwarves? What the hell are hobbits? Where can she buy a toothbrush and can people please use salt in the food they serve? Trailer can be found here

After being reincarnated into an elfling Harry is adopted by the Lord and Lady of Lothlórien. What happens when he finds his One in the Heir to Isildur. I adopted this story with permission

In which Legolas is stricken with a longing for Aragorn, and feels himself begin to fade.

Elrond had a second daughter, Linwe, whom no one knew about. When he gets a mysterious vision about her, he sends her to the Woodland Realm to "promote relations between Mirkwood and Imladris". But Linwe never expected to meet and fall for the Elvenking.

Bilbo Baggins left Erebor, not because Thorin told him to. No, he left because he had things to settle at home. He always intended on heading back to Erebor. Except, well. The circumstances with which he intends on returning are much different then how he imagined.

In which Bilbo is a Jaeger pilot candidate, and Middle Earth stands on the brink of destruction.

Thorin's choices have shaped the fate of Middle Earth for many years to come.

Legolas and the Arkenstone change the odds at the Battle of Five Armies when they become as One. Saving the lives of Thorin, Fili, and Kili, Legolas earns the respect and love of the Dwarves of Erebor, having briefly seen the whole of time itself, but unable to remember all of what he saw Legolas travels north after the battle and unites with Aragorn as his instincts urge him to. He knows that they have only won a single battle, and that worse is yet to come, he also knows that know he is bound to the Arkenstone and its infinite power he has a price on his head and his fate is entwined with the great war yet to come. AN A new chapter 24 has been added, I only just noticed it was missing. Chapter 26 is newly posted too.

When Shadow returned to Arda marred, it fell upon a land long accustomed to living beneath a veil of darkness. The light of its people was never one so easily dimmed, you see . . . A collection of ficlets and drabbles. Next up: The survivors of Doriath, and the spring.

Joy follows tragedy for the King and Queen of Gondor and the Steward and his bride.

Arwen is called the Evenstar, but that is not all there is to her.

After struggling as a single mom of two rambunctious boys for years, Dis reluctantly joins a local support group for mothers with troublesome children and finds that her problems are hardly unusual.

Bofur wants to give Dwalin a proper courtship. That means waiting until they return to the Lonely Mountain. But a lot of things can happen in three months.

The Company decides to help Middle Earth with a looming mystery.

It was the last gift that Thranduil got from his father. Is it gift or a curse? Will Thranduil succumb to his weakness? Written for Spook-Me 2013. Prompt: Dragon, Tarot Cards: a. A King's Journey. b. Темное Таро Ройо

A cell-phone falls into Middle-Earth and suddenly everyone's on the losing end. Can you send them a life? Grin…