Silly Trinkets

Sam almost always met the kiddos and their parents before school started. So it was pretty strange when Sam never met Ruby's father until Parent-Teacher Conference day in November.

Betty's mom hits her, and Jughead finds out. tw for violence and child abuse, stay safe guys!

The pissing contest between Director Krennic and Grand Moff Tarkin is the stuff of legends. This time, it's about underwear. Reader gets caught in the middle of their ongoing argument. Or: 'The One Where Reader Helps Tarkin and Krennic Temporarily Accept Each Others' Design Choices Through Spontaneous Nookie'

The seventh time, she screws it all up.

When Clint and Tony go on their first date Clint is far out of his dept. He doesn't know how to be fancy or high class just awkward. Luckily Tony notices but can there date be salvaged?

Billa miscarries in Laketown

Sansa found her way to keep her maidenhood intact

The arc reactor, despite being a technical marvel, is quite invasive. There have to be side effects to its presence in Tony's chest beyond the now-resolved Palladium poisoning. The team are about to find out just how debilitating it can be. This would be easier if Tony didn't feel the compulsion to hide the fact that he's sick. Misunderstandings all around, especially given Stark's reputation.

They say desperate times call for desperate measures, but Tachibana Makoto never imagined they’d involve an audition for a porn studio. Neither did he expect the studio’s star actor – a guy Makoto’s been, well... admiring from the other side of a screen and a pixel mosaic -- to be his first co-star, or that the eccentric and enigmatic Haruka isn’t the only troublesome thing awaiting him at Free!Boys Studios…

Holmes and Watson decide to become friends with benefits in order to relieve some of the sexual tension between them. Naturally, it turns into something else entirely.

For a brief moment, he feels the frantic beat of his heart skidding faster, each pulse tripping over the next, and considers jumping out the window. Better to die than embarrass myself in front of Beka, he thinks. He discards the idea only because 1) they’re on the first floor, 2) he’s not a fucking quitter, and 3) he really, really wants to get fucked tonight.

“The cowboy always rides off into the sunset by himselfAnd monsters don’t get happy endings.” When Jesse McCree first set out to a certain abandoned village for a chance to lay low, he didn't expect to encounter a monster, let alone end up sticking around.(a beauty and the beast au)

Before the werewolves happened, there was alcoholism and child neglect and panic attacks. And at the end Scott's dad acted like a bully before he abandoned his family. Anyone still wondering where all the hero complexes come from? Spoiler for season 3a (sort of not really) This story is my head-canon for all the bits we got for that fuzzy timeline in Scott and Stiles lives when Claudia was dead and the Sheriff was drinking and a guy who I really thought would be a dead-beat abusive spouse turned out to be a FBI agent. I'm probably getting jossed as soon as Season 3b hit the air, but in the meantime, enjoy!

The Holmes boy's have fell in a deep depression, John and Greg don't know until it is to late. Sherlock finds drugs.Mycroft finds emptiness.John finds Sherlock.Greg finds Mycroft.

In the summer before Harry's seventh year at Hogwarts he undergoes a change that will impact the entire wizarding world. Harry once more finds himself different than everyone else and needs someone to help him deal with it. Along with the change comes a bond with a Vampire who has been denying his instincts for years. Can Harry adapt to his new powers and perception of the world? And can his mate overcome his desire to remain alone, realizing that his decision means life or death for them both?Ignores most of HBP and all of DH, takes plot liberties with other books as well. Most ratings and warnings are for later chapters.

While the Wen Clan is embroiled in subduing internal conflicts within Qishan, the Jiang Clan hosts the annual discussion conference. It has been one year since the disastrous archery competition where Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji last met but Wei Wuxian remains as optimistic as ever. An unlikely friendship begins to blossom and without the looming spectres of conquest and war to strengthen his ties to the Jiang family, the trajectory of Wei Wuxian’s life changes.

Alternate S2.01. Juan's cheating during the race causes a more serious accident but one that may go in his favour as he attempts to manipulate an amnesiac Cesare, even as his jealousy grows at his family's attempts to comfort his brother.

Donald Trump gets elected, and Bucky Barnes eats his feelings.

Or the one where Derek is an awkward history major and likes to stare at the junior who lives in his dorm building. -- For mine and Keri's fic battle. :3

The sequel to It Takes a lot of Water. A new moon rises and our party must acclimate to new surroundings and society, filled with monumental emotional and physical challenges. In the acres surrounding Lake Claiborne, Louisiana, in a pride that has flourished for generations, a new Alpha decides their survival in this world.

In which Kili is terrible at flirting, so Fili shows him how it's done. Kili is less than amused. Cue jealousy and bets being made.

1. Roleplay, medical examination2. Narratophilia, bottom!Kili and bottom!Fili3. Omegaverse, Kili decides he wants to get pregnant4. Public sex, Fili claims his brother at a feast5. Public sex, Kili pleasures his brother in a cinema and a library6. Fem!Kili teases her brother7. It's been a long time since Fili bottomed and he'd like to try it again8. Back seat sex9. Even though Kili's eaten his fill, he still has room for more

Seokjin might be the most oblivious person Jungkook has ever had the fortune of knowing. [discontinued]

He's got Clint at point-blank range.

Collection of drabbles from my tumblr 01) Thorin/Bilbo Dwalin/Nori; gen02) Fili Kili Ori magical girls AU; gen03) Dwalin/Nori merpeople; gen04) Dwalin/female!Nori AU; gen05) Dwalin/Nori imprisoned together; gen06) Dwalin/Nori fairytale AU; gen07) Dwalin/Nori pre-wedding jitters; gen08) Thorin/Bilbo Dwalin/Nori training Bilbo in burglarizing; gen09) Dwalin/Nori tourists; gen10) Nori/Bilbo light; gen11) female!Dwalin/Nori the beginning; gen12) Dwalin/Nori alpha/omega; gen13) Dwalin/female!Nori first meeting; gen14) Dwalin/Nori day after the BOFA anniversary; teen15) Dwalin/Nori why didn't you?; gen16) Ori/Kili don't trust me; teen17) Dwalin/Nori I can't breath!; mature18) Dwalin/Nori Please, put me DOWN!; gen19) Dwalin/Nori bunny&ribbons; gen20) Bifur/Nori (kind of one-sided) robots in a secret relationship; teen21) Fili/Nori he craves that mineral; mature22) Dwalin/Nori size difference; gen23) Dwalin/Nori cooking together; gen24) Dwalin/Nori foreheads thouching; explicit25) Dwalin/Nori 10 one sentence prompts more or less; explicit