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Ed had thought, after the whole Promised Day, homunculus, entire country harvested for alchemical batteries thing, the batshit quotient of his life would have settled down some. He really ought to have topped out the meter with that one. But no. The bullshit is just getting started. “Are you fucking kidding me,” Ed demands. “The wizards?” Podfic & Chinese translation available! See notes

The internet is a powerful tool, news spreads quickly across the globe- sometimes faster than it can be taken down. So what happens when a live stream starts from the infamous city of Yokohama, what happens when two teenage boys ruthlessly execute a Pro Hero to serve as a warning to the outside world on camera? What happens is an overwhelming demand to apprehend these boys and see justice served, however, one crafty principal has another idea in mind… Or,Dazai and Chuuya are “forced” to attend UA after killing a Pro on a live stream. (But does it really count if it was their plan all along?) (Check beginning AN for translations into Русский, Español, Tiếng Việt, Íslenska, Français, Português brasileiro and a podfic!)

Anna is starting a new year at Disney Highschool without her older sister, Elsa, by her side. What follows is an adventure filled with smut, sin and shenanigans. G!P Anna/Harem with multiple female Disney (and potential other studios) characters. Femslash. Very M-rated. Modern Highschool AU. Slowburn Elsanna and Anna x Iduna. Also on FANFICDOTNET & Wattpad.

— At the dawn of her fifth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Yuu finds herself waking up in an unfamiliar world known as the Twisted Wonderland. Enchanted by this strange and wonderful realm of magic and charm, she nevertheless resolves to find a way back to Wizarding Britain. However, besieged by the colourful characters of the magical Night Raven College at every turn, Yuu is about to discover how difficult surviving her first year here will be, let alone making her way home. Especially with the darkest secret of the world right by her side—and her growing attachment to this lair of Villains. —Original take on the player character 'Yuu' from Twisted Wonderland.— Twisted Story Guide! | —

With Voldemort defeated and Harry turning seventeen, the elder Weasley boys decide to give him a chance to be a normal teenager for a while; namely, by buying him a ticket to Malibu, California. But of course, Harry Potter can never do anything normally. Especially not once he meets Tony Stark in a club, and begins a holiday romance that leaves him with more than just memories.

Harry won the battle of Hogwarts but the damage was already done. The Wizarding world was exposed and the world was at war in short order. The muggles have always been destructive and with weapons of mass destruction under their thumb, the world suffered a nuclear apocalypse. The Hallows protected Harrys from imminent death but the world was slowly dying. The only option before him was the Veil and so begins his next adventure.

He has to be the weirdest Hufflepuff Harry’s ever seen.Scratch that, he’s the weirdest Hufflepuff Hogwarts has ever seen. (One thing everyone could agree on: NEVER call Edward Elric short.)

Hitoshi knows there's something wrong with himself before he's even old enough to have a sense of self. He looks at his reflection and knows that the infant looking back at him isn't what he should be seeing. His dreams are a maelstrom of grief and fear, his mind overwhelmed with a lifetime of emotions his brain isn't developed enough to comprehend. There's an ingrained instinct blaring that everything is wrong wrong wrong. -- In which Hatake Kakashi is reincarnated as Shinsou Hitoshi, and he wants nothing to do with this world's so-called "heroes."

Harry loses almost everyone he loves and discovers he is unable to follow them into the after life. He gets bored of moping in Grimmauld place so moves to the US, much to the thrill of MAUSA (who Harry firmly ignores). He settles in Forks, a quiet town that should give him the dull life he desires, though a Nicotine fuelled, long haired, leather wearing teen with a couldn’t care less attitude was bound to stick out a little. What Harry didn’t expect was a coven of 7 bunny sucking vampires, a pack of wolf shifters and an annoying little muggle who couldn’t keep her big nose out of other peoples business. To make matters worse one of the Bunny munchers is under the impression that Harry is their destined soulmate and keeps trying to talk to him (Merlin forbid). Rating and tags might change, who knows lmao(this started out as shits and giggles and escalated from there)

A day after the Kyuubi-attack, the ANBU Hound wakes up in 1993's England, where he finds a half-starved dog at the coast. It's Padfoot's lucky day. Sirius tries to evade capture, find his godson and the traitor, and maybe also prove his innocence. Kakashi just wants to find his way home from this odd country that does not speak his language nor even write in his alphabet.

Everything started with a stumble - his new life in a new world as well as his surprisingly successful career as a medium.

“The HPSC is doing what?” Present Mic asked Nedzu incredulously. Nedzu’s smile was tense. “The HPSC is concerned about the recent attack at the USJ and are choosing to intervene. A student of theirs will be transferring into Class 1-A in order to watch for a potential traitor in the school.”...Or, Hatake Kakashi is reincarnated into bnha with a quirk that makes even All for One look like child’s play. And in his eyes, anyone in UA could be the traitor he’s looking for.

A series of one-shots about Ruby having a dick with various girls, chapters may share alot to no continuity to each other, dood.

Harry Potter, the boy who lived, came to die... except he didn't die, that would be too easy. Without a wand, much in the way of magic, or any resources whatsoever, Harry must make his way through this new yet oddly familiar world and make sense of his place in it.

"Damn, can't believe there's R34 of Hilbert's Hotel"-AO3 user qeveq One night, you fell asleep and dreamed of a strange, infinitely-tall hotel floating in a black void. Inside, the kitsune receptionist tells you that, in this Hotel, you can make love with anyone you want. All you have to do is pick a girl and the receptionist will take you to her room. In Hotel Fantasia, the possibilities are endless.(Please note that this story contains way more characters than listed in the tags. Please read the chapter list to see if there's a specific character you want to read about.) (This is an 18+ story. Requests currently open, but please read the rules:)1: Don't request too many characters.2: No furries, bestiality, futas, genderbends, etc.3. All characters are assumed to be the same age/older than the reader. Don't request an underage character who can't be easily aged up.4. No characters from mods or other fanfiction.)Beside those rules, go ahead and request any female character you want. [Exceptions aren't the rule.] (Next chapter delayed due to circumstances. Sorry!)

When the Bastard of Winterfell, Jon Snow, disappeared nearly five ago, its said that part of Ned Stark died.When a letter arrived a Winterfell, nearly three years ago, from Jon Snow stating that he was alive and well but living in a far-off land, its said that Ned Stark was renewed with life.But when Ned Stark wrote to Jon Snow asking him to come home, nearly a two years ago, and Jon Snow a letter back refusing, its said a regretful somberness filled the man. Now, its said, the Dragonborn sits in his kitchen eating breakfast and, after receiving a letter, decides to visit the home and the past he hope to leave behind. Its not easy on anyone.

Indefinite Hiatus - Explanation in Recent Update “We do not know of your brothers, Great Spirit,” Zuko answered, stuttering more like it. “I’m sorry we could not be of more service.” The spirit frowned and stood up. “That’s weird, we were just together.” There was a shift and Uncle’s head came up. They stared at this strange spirit. It turned its back to them and Zuko was breathless at the show of disregard. Figures a spirit would not consider him a threat. He shouldn’t take it personally, but he’s been dismissed his whole life. He’s tired of it. A hand gripped his trembling one and he takes a breath. There is no use getting upset over the ways of a spirit. They both studied its small form and Zuko was caught by its profile. The spirit’s back held three repeating and somewhat glowing symbols. It curved in a familiar motion. “A turtle,” Uncle whispered. _______________________________________________________________________________ The arrival of four great spirits changes everything Indefinite Hiatus - Explanation in Recent Update

They say when you assume you make an ass of you and me. Matt wishes that the Avenger's assumptions about his seeming inability to read the written word did something as benign as making an ass of him and them. Being called illiterate shouldn't hurt, not when he knows he's not, and it's not like he can tell them the truth. Not that the truth would make much difference. He's just going to have to grin and bear it. If he can.

“So you’re my dad,” Harry said to the large, blond one. The one with the hammer. Supposedly a god, even. “Yes, I have conceived you myself!” His ‘father’ said with a huge, beaming smile. “With your brother,” Harry said very slowly, very carefully. “Who is apparently my mother.” Harry gave the tall dark-haired one a good, long look. Yes, there were similarities between their features, even Harry could see that. Hair, eye-colour, the shape of their nose and mouth. In which Harry is the product of a prank that Loki once played on Thor. But hey, at least he's not a horse, so there's that. A series of vignettes about Harry's life with the Avengers while getting to know his new parents.

Ichigo’s been ordered to go undercover at a magic school to bodyguard a kid named Harry Potter, and this would be fine, except that he’s about as good at bodyguarding as he is at magic. And he considers it a good day, magic-wise, if he hasn’t set anything on fire.

In a world where 80% of the population has a superpower called a Quirk, Midoriya Izuku has always wanted to become a Hero, a superpowered crimefighter who could save people with a smile and bring them hope in their time of need. No amount of bullying or scorn was ever going to beat that out of him. The only problem? He’s Quirkless. Then he meets a young woman who says she can help. And Izuku, against his better judgment, agrees… And gets killed. Fortunately, he’s later revived by the beautiful Rias Gremory, who just happens to be a General Studies Student at U.A. High. Now a devil servant for Rias, Izuku must now deal with villains from both the human and supernatural worlds, while learning how to be a Hero, gaining a harem by accident along the way. He’s not going to be able to handle the last one very well. Now with a TV Tropes page!