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When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.

Thorin dies. Thorin wakes up. He is understandably confused by this, especially since he appears to be in the Erebor he knew as a young dwarf, about to be attacked by a dragon. A time-travel fic with Thorin as the one living his life twice.

A Cinderella-esque AU. Bilbo, a lonely hobbit of the Shire in the valley outside Erebor, gets a job as a cook in the dwarf kingdom to pass the time and keep himself occupied after his mother’s death. One day he meets a regal dwarf, who he thinks is a thief and trespasser, and throws an apple at his head, never knowing he’s just assaulted the dwarven Prince. Thus begins the antagonistic and somewhat odd courtship of a hobbit and the next King of Erebor. CHAPTER 35: NIGHT - Is the new chapter posted on 5/16/14. Its a smut chapter!!*HIATUS*

Upon their return to Eryn Lasgalen and Erebor respectively, Legolas and Gimli each have a new adornment. Their fathers would like an explanation. (They're not going to like it.) L/G, mostly bookverse, some movie elements.

A retelling of The Hobbit, from the point of view of Ms. Bilbo Baggins, who travels with her loving dwarves to reclaim the Lonely Mountain and has many an erotic mishap along the way.

Collection of one-shots. Please look at the complete list in ch.1 for details. The most recent instalments: 43. Bilbo departs from Erebor, knowing only Thorin lives. Years later, Thorin comes for him.44. In the darkest hour, Bilbo plants the acorn in Dale.45. Mountain winters are not for hobbits.46. Bilbo is injured by the spiders.47. After learning of Thorin's upcoming political marriage and another piece of unfortunate news, Bilbo leaves Erebor.48. A mysterious gift turns Thorin and Bilbo into children.49. As Thorin sinks into goldsickness, Bilbo finds himself sick with something else.50. Five Times Thorin put his clothes (coat) on Bilbo, and one time Bilbo did that himself.51. The battle is won. But the prize, to Thorin, was too high.52. In another series of events, the conflict surrounding Erebor is resolved by games. And mushroom stew.53. Bilbo figures out how to use the Arkenstone during battle. But the price for using its power is high.54. Summer has come to the East: too hot for hobbits general and too sunny for certain parts of Thorin's skin not used to exposure.More to come?

'Bilbo Baggins stared irritably at the thick silver bands before him, thinking them more like shackles without chains than the symbols of love and maturity they were supposed to be. He did not want to be bonded, did not want a husband or wife, and did not want the responsibility that came with these damn things.' Completely ignores the storyline, you've been warned.

Thorin Oakenshield agrees to an alliance of dwarves, men and elves against the enemy approaching Erebor. But he makes some demands and one of them is for Bilbo Baggins to be tried for the theft of the Arkenstone, accordingly to the dwarvish law. Bilbo is taken into Erebor as prisoner and Thorin is going to learn that many things can still be stolen.

To reclaim their kingdom, the Company of Thorin Oakenshield will need all the help they can get.

Mae govannen na in-ennyn eryn! (Well met at the gates of the forest!)Our story? A disenchanted NYC lawyer moves to rural Ireland, unintentionally entangling herself with the Wood-Elves of Hobbit fame that never departed Middle-earth. An Irish ex-con plus colorful friends soon follow and life is never the same. The deeds and achievements of the younger race of Men in all their splendor and horror unveil to the ancient, immortal and arguably stagnated race of Elves, leaving much to be explored of society, history, culture and beyond. More than two decades’ story time tell a tale of social collapse, families that grow under one very large roof, battles against past and present traumas, prejudices, and the slow return of the great First Age Elves to the light of day. Eru Ilúvatar had a plan for this world of Arda. Tolkien never elaborated. So a little voice said: "Go finish the Ainulindalë." And we respectively said: "Okay. I need tea." This fic has a Discord server, Aran Thranduil's Dining Hall. All readers are welcome: https://discord.gg/ywxmuHpXba . We lurk mostly 10am to 10pm Pacific Standard Time. Link not working? Please leave a comment on the fic and let us know so we can fix it!

As Bilbo sat smoking in his empty hobbit hole, he couldn’t help but wonder – when did his life become so boring? Or better yet – when did his old life stop being enough? He suspected the answer to that question lay somewhere around the time when he had refused Thorin Oakenshield’s offer of marriage.

Where hobbits didn't forget their nomadic culture and remembered who they are. Hobbits were created from earth and plant. They were the children of Aule and Yavanna, made in celebration of their bonding. They knew the earthen tongue. Plant and earth come to their aid. What would the journey to Erebor be like with a female Bilbo who knew a little about surviving? or -- Basically me combining my desire to make Hobbits their own race (which means they get a gift of their own from Eru since all of his children get something cool), having a female Bilbo while making what happens sort of realistic as Gandalf is apparently known to take a lad or Lass of into the blue for an adventure, and making hobbits actually have a culture the reflects their past nomadic life. --Grammer fixes completed in all chapters in 06/2018 (no promises that all issues were found and fixed.)

Ten years later, and Harry wakes up in deep in the Mirkwood as the Elves begin their starlight festival. But because it's Harry, nothing about it is going to be easy, especially since the King doesn't seem to want to send him home.

She is more Took than Baggins, and she was so very lonely in her cozy smial. Billa Baggins is a young hobbit lass just past her majority when she joins the Company of Thorin Oakenshield and the journey to Erebor was long and hard but at last they have made it to the rich halls of Durin's Folk. The dragon may be dead their troubles are not over. Billa sacrifices everything to save her family from the goldsickness, almost losing her life in the process. But maybe in risking everything she will win it all? Follow Billa Baggins as she fights for her family, restores a kingdom and perhaps falls in love.

A brainchild born from me and my best friend. Setting One: Thranduil is intersex, and this is hidden until discovered by Elrond. Setting Two: His awakened body has a heat cycle, with unpredictable triggers. Setting Three: The timeline is after the events of the Lord of the Rings, with the happy couple living in Mirkwood, free from any third parties~ ET is still in his love-crazed, wife-obsessed mode. Please don't nitpick about character inconsistencies, and just consider the unnatural physiology a practice in yaoi erotica~

As Consort Under the Mountain, Bilbo quickly realizes that there's a lot more to dwarves than meets the eye. Short drabbles that focus on the lives of the Company after the Battle of the Five Armies and before the War of the Ring. Expect quite a lot of little Frodo, hurt/comfort moments, and Erebor's favorite royals.

Several years ago, a postdoctoral student named Elizabeth found herself landing in Middle Earth, a place that she had read and watched many times before. Only, this Middle Earth was different- darker. The Last Alliance of Elves and Men never happened for the elves abandoned mankind by forming a secret truce with Sauron. Mankind eventually won the war at great cost and quickly turned on those who betrayed them, the elves. Now, all elves in Middle Earth are hunted, and those caught are enslaved. In this strange and dark version of Middle Earth, Elizabeth found her way to Minas Tirith, became a heralded healer, and eventually her medical skills, knowledge of Middle Earth, and whits granted her the honorable position of Head Advisor to the King. For many years she has served Gondor well and fallen in love with this magical- if at times barbaric place. Yet, all this changes when an elf she recognizes shows up. Now, she finds herself navigating the dark waters of politics whilst trying to keep both her morality and responsibilities in tact. What will happen when she finds herself the master of an elven slave she never wished to own? Made a discord if anyone wants to say hihttps://discord.gg/nvmg8tx4wy

Bilbo Baggins is going on an adventure and along the way he might just learn that being respectable isn't all it's cracked up to be. A look into how Bilbo got to know and befriend the dwarves and maybe, just maybe, come to care for one in particular. Slow burn Bagginshield, rating may change.

This is where I'm going to put all of my Barduil fic's that I write for tumblr. Each chapter will be a stand alone story (they will vary in rating too, I will put it in the notes at the beginning of the chapter) and I will update the tags as new stories are added. So if you like the look of a tag, find the chapter title that correlates with it :) tumblr Now with a beautiful cover by froggy_freek

Lyla Baggins, a respectable hobbit, with a Tookish streak, agrees to follow a group of dwarves far to the East, over ranges and rivers, to reclaim their homeland. Her mission is simple: defeat a dragon and convince the leader of the company, Thorin Oakenshield, to trust her. That may prove difficult, though, since he doesn't even know that she's a girl.

Bilbo finds out that dwarves have zero concept of anal sex or rimming and winds up having to explain it to Thorin, to his great embarrassment. Later, the explanation gets more in-depth and eventually gives both Bilbo and Thorin more than they bargained for. This began as a comical smut one-shot but eventually took on a life of its own as a massive Bagginshield vs Kilbo love triangle. It has become a tale of love, pining, heartbreak, family, and sacrifice. But there is still smut. I'm still me, damnit. **This was written pre-Desolation of Smaug, based on the film version of The Unexpected Journey and The Hobbit text**