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Bilbo finds out that dwarves have zero concept of anal sex or rimming and winds up having to explain it to Thorin, to his great embarrassment. Later, the explanation gets more in-depth and eventually gives both Bilbo and Thorin more than they bargained for. This began as a comical smut one-shot but eventually took on a life of its own as a massive Bagginshield vs Kilbo love triangle. It has become a tale of love, pining, heartbreak, family, and sacrifice. But there is still smut. I'm still me, damnit. **This was written pre-Desolation of Smaug, based on the film version of The Unexpected Journey and The Hobbit text**

At one point in their life, all Dwarrow feel The Calling, the need to create something special for their One. Nori was a thief; his craft was to steal things. Somehow he doubted that particular combination would work out, and that didn’t even begin to account for Hobbits and Dragons. Based on a prompt by Pirateking that got a bit out of hand XD Don’t let the size of this scare you. The chapters aren’t long and there are enough opportunities to take a break, hydrate, and be a responsible adult if necessary. Story Arcs:Prologue – Chapter 05: Pre-QuestChapter 06 – Chapter 10: HobbitonChapter 11 – Chapter 17: From Hobbiton to RivendellChapter 18 – Chapter 25: RivendellChapter 26 – Chapter 29: Misty MountainsChapter 30 – Chapter 36: At Beorn’sChapter 37 – Chapter 45: MirkwoodChapter 46 – Chapter 49: Lake-TownChapter 50 – Chapter 56: AzsâlulabadChapter 57 – ongoing: War Council and Battel

Being reborn is a rather awkward business.When Harry finally died of old age, he had expected to greet his parents and family.But the Fates had something else in mind. (ON HIATUS- Until further notice, my stories will be staying on hiatus. I am really short on time right now, but I am still writing. It's just been really slow and piecemeal. Please bear with me.)

So I have a prompt list. Several actually. And every day I write a short story based off my prompt word/phrase of the day. All of them are Silmarillion-related (dips into The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings here and there). Expect everything ranging from utterly cliche romance to mildly explicit gore and horror. No one ever said Arda was a nice place. But do note that I won't be posting any smut here. Prompts are meaningful snapshots, and unless the sex is really important, I'll be skipping it to get to the point.

When Shadow returned to Arda marred, it fell upon a land long accustomed to living beneath a veil of darkness. The light of its people was never one so easily dimmed, you see . . . A collection of ficlets and drabbles. Next up: The survivors of Doriath, and the spring.

The council for the Fellowship has Elrond on edge and he snaps at Lindir.

Lindir develops a most unfortunate and embarrassing addiction and he is unable to fight it. When it is discovered he is left with very few choices but discover that exposure maybe was the better option after all....This is a very dark story, it is not for the faint of heart and contains a lot of abuse and nasty scenes. Be warned.