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The anthology about a naive, well-endowed family who decides to become nudists in their home. It leads to all manner of seemingly impossible scenarios and mishaps. There will be a huge focus on gay incest, accidental penetrations, and ridiculous sexual situations. The characters remain the same, but they mostly don’t retain anything from other chapters. Certain stories from this anthology will be added separately to a few story series. This will keep them easier to organize but still include characters from this story. This anthology will remain the main place that I will upload Clumsy Clarks chapters. Also, none of this is real. It’s not meant to be taken seriously, whatsoever. Don’t have sex with minors or relatives! Hope you enjoy!

It wasn't all that unusual for people to hide their daemons; Merlin, however, seems to be taking it a little far.

Derek's a drifter with no home, no destination, and no will to live. Stiles works on his family's failing cattle and horse ranch while all his friends are going off to college. When Derek falls asleep in a random barn, exhausted and half-starved, he doesn't expect to wake up on the other end of the sheriff's shotgun. And Stiles sure as hell doesn't expect his dad to invite the drifter in for breakfast.

Sarah has continued working at the kennel, but now she plays the part of a bitch in heat, and receives a big surprise.

Stiles laughs. “The day I become a mail-order bride is the day I eat my hat.” “You don’t even wear a hat." “I’ll buy a hat for the occasion,” Stiles says. “A white one with a veil.” (Stiles doesn't eat a hat, but that's just because he's too busy with his new husband, his five children, his new husband's ex, and a deadly feud with the neighboring ranch)

Master takes Will out for a gallop.

In the world of Minecraft, there is only two truths. Build, and survive. Follow Jenny and friends in her adventures as she rediscovers this wonderful world full of fun, crafting, and... pleasure? Tribute to Slipperyt, a Minecraft porn animator that I admire.

Clarke knew she had a lot to learn when she agreed to work on Woods Ranch. What she didn't know was that, in addition to horseback riding and cattle corralling, she'd be learning about love. Lexa had zero tolerance for her new, inexperienced ranch hand Clarke, but she soon discovered that maybe life should be about more than just running the ranch. There's humor! There's conflict! There's cute, fluffy cows! There's even a happy ending!! Dual POV, because I can never choose just one.

Victorian AU. Harry the virgin Duke of Somerset knows little of love, while Louis the sly Duke of Warwick knows too much. When the two dukes come together for the Bilsdale fox hunt in York, Harry finds himself drawn into Louis' bed. But when secrets from Louis' dark past come to light, Harry fears that the fox isn't the only one being hunted.

Mikey is a twelve year old boy living with his MILF mother, kid sister, and visiting grandmother. He would have never expected to be the object of their desires.

Life around the ranch had been getting a little bit boring, and so Jason decided that he was going to start looking for a few employees just to help him out around the place. He didn't necessarily need the help, but the company was nice. But he ended up getting a whole lot more than what he bargained for. And he was completely ok with that!

In the aftermath of the war, all marked Death Eaters are imprisoned in Azkaban for a minimum of fifteen years.After a hard fight, Harry Potter and Blaise Zabini managed to get some of the Death Eaters released under certain conditions. One of these conditions is that they must marry a Muggle, a Squib or a Muggleborn.Draco Malfoy, locked up for the past seven years and abused by vengeful wardens, is freed and finds himself married to Hermione Granger, who will take him in at her farm in the Pyrenees, where she fled to try to rebuild her life.But war and imprisonment have left their mark on all of them and between anxiety, agoraphobia and post-traumatic stress, they will have to relearn how to live and not just to survive. This fic is illustrated. Covers by @iamrosetta & @chestercompany Playlist for the fic, and explanation about my choices of musics.

Henry's in for a treat. Or...maybe that's the horse. Henry's in for for a trick.

One night Sarah is taken to an event where people get to bring their stud animals to meet her.

Louis stands, in the middle of a clearing with his hands in his pockets, and stares. This boy—God, this gorgeous, gorgeous boy. He seems so clumsy, confused at the best of times, but there’s a wisdom about him as he speaks, a maturity that belies his age. Louis is hopelessly, wildly attracted to him. or, louis is a successful jockey down on his luck, struggling to get his life back on track after an injury. harry has a horse, a house fit for a prince, and a broken heart. it takes them a while to figure out that they need each other.

Spring has come for the Village’s inhabitants. Be them animal, human, or eldritch horror. Being the Ladyship’s favourite means you’ll have the honour of carrying her brood. Of course it’s customary for her to catch you first… Or You hope your yearning affections are returned by Lady Dimitrescu, even though you're no more than a sacrificial maiden. Or I tunneled visioned in my desire to write kinky monster fucking nonsense and forgot children are involved in pregnancy situations. The story now concludes with a wholesome and loving family dynamic.

Sarah's father Thomas instructs his boy scouts in Advanced Pet Care.

An anthology of scenes of my OC Daphne getting knocked up by various Pokemon, whether she likes it or not. Some chapters will be a lot more messed up than others. Tags get added with chapters, some won't be applicable to every chapter. Latest Chapter: Chapter 3, The Merciless Marsh

Derek's expecting the new guy. He's expecting another mostly-useless college kid who doesn't know one end of a horse from the other, and Derek doesn't have the time to babysit. What he's not expecting is Stiles Stilinski, who carries on conversations with the livestock and gets maybe a little too chummy with Isaac and is really kind of stupidly perfect in every way. And it's just distracting, that's all.

Jordan’s mom leaves. The 9-year-old little boy’s father takes advantage of the situation and starts molding Jordan into his perfect little housewife. His father makes friends with the young, handsome owner of a horse farm and Jordan really wants to learn to ride.

Henry is a 12 year old boy living in the middle of nowhere with his 30 year old Mom. One day, his mother suddenly ‘changed’. Now she really likes breeding.