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Emma and Regina have been having a movie night for months now, and Emma's been hiding a secret from Regina the entire time. She's been performing a concealing spell to hide the fact that every time they curl up to watch a movie, she ends up in a raging hard-on. What happens when Regina discovers Emma's secret? Spoiler alert: Porn happens. This is porn. This has been turned into a fic. After sleeping together twice, Regina finds herself carrying a little part of Emma inside of her for the next 9 months... what happens when a terrified Regina realises she must tell Emma that she is pregnant?

He lets them take out the frustrations on him. Encourages it really, because people need an outlet for their anger, and Lance has always been the best at making people angry at him. (And if his heart twinges a little every time he has to let someone be particularly mean to him, then he just has to remember that this is what he's good at. What he's good for.) But Lance is an older brother, and an uncle, and a younger brother. He learned sometimes keeping people means sacrificing his own feelings for a bit. He's been taught that he can't always let his feelings take a back seat though. After all, what happens if the rock falls apart? So, while Lance is always prepared to be the enemy on any given day, there are certain days and certain things that he will not let fly. Or, What happens when Lance is sick of his teammate's shit.

'The Reluctant Bride' is a romance set after the war for Westeros has been won. Seven years have passed and, along with everyone else, Arya, Daenerys and Sansa must build a new future. Marriage will be part of that, whether they want it or not. This is a story about how they each find love and sisterhood after the war. Arya is first as 'The Reluctant Bride', Daenerys will be 'The Stolen Bride' and Sansa the 'Trophy Bride'. All of their tales are intertwined. I aim to post a chapter every second friday and, above all, I want to entertain and maybe even make you squeal!

Where two halves make a whole… eventually. (Post-STID)

On every warlock's 25th birthday, there's a ritual to choose their perfect match. Normally it isn't a big deal, but for Magnus Bane - the son of Asmodeus, an Underworld crime lord - it's the party of the century. Everyone is more than a little surprised when Magnus' match turns out to be the bartender, Alec ... who's actually an undercover police officer. Alec's bosses want him to play along to get close to the organization, but Alec isn't sure he can mislead the man who's apparently his soulmate...

Castiel does not expect the figure model at his drawing class to be so handsome. Nor does he expect to sleep with him, know his baby brother, or fall stupidly in love with him. Dean does not expect Castiel-the-artist to have nipple rings, volunteer at the library, or become such a huge part of his life. But hey, they roll with the punches.

It's written for a reason. One special ops soldier is about to find this out the hard way. His newest assignment to be responsible for the League's kids over the summer has to be a joke right? Right..?

Sansa Stark always liked her coffee hot and sweet. She finally found a guy that makes the sentence "I like my men the same way I like my coffee" real to her. Jon snow has no right to be that hot. Or: Sansa opens the coffee shop of her dreams, makes great friends and meets an unbelievably hot Jon Snow.

He was wrong. Theirs isn't a last love, it is an old love. One deep rooted in centuries; an unshakeable bond that entwines them in each others' lives whether they like it or not. Her only mistake was not realizing this decades sooner.

Laurent needs this job. Not in the I need to put food on the table and a roof over my head kind of way. He's got a generous inheritance, thank you very much. No, he needs this job to prove he is a functioning adult who did not waste his late mother's money on an expensive education. He can be normal, whatever that is. Laurent needs this job and it feels like his last chance so he tells a little lie to help himself get ahead. Then along comes Damen.

In which Selina finds Jason trying to steal Batman's tires and offers to make his sticky fingers a bit stickier, Bruce finds Tim taking pictures of him and thinks that an orphan can take care of an abandoned boy, and the boys learn that life is a lot easier when there's another sidekick around to talk to.

Felicity discovers that she is pregnant with Oliver's baby after a one-night stand but he's lost at sea, perhaps even dead. Starts Pre-Island where Felicity, Oliver, Tommy, and Laurel are all friends.

The scholars, historians, and budding scientists of Middle-Earth literally froth at the mouth trying to determine just where new dwarfs come from in a population that seems to be entirely male. Do they spring from holes in the ground? Do they carve them out of stones? Do they have some disgusting and painful sounding process where the men give birth? The dwarves aren't talking... They're too busy laughing their butts off over the situation!

Hange and Levi moved into a new home, and family were coming over for the holidays. A bit of brain twister. Please read and leave me a comment--let me know if the story is too contrived.

Tony wouldn't change a thing. Honestly. He might've gotten shot and almost killed, but it was all good. At least, until he gets kidnapped. Again. Maybe he should put up a sign saying he's no damsel, but that would belie the truth because right now? Right now he's completely alone, and it's so cold…