centipede!kaneki

To truly know someone is to differentiate between who they once were, who they are now, and who they're capable of being. Hermione realises the duality of one man as she rectifies what she knows of the past and begins to understand the pieces of who Draco Malfoy is now: a father, a son, and a man.

Inspired by a post on Tumblr, this is a AU story set during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, with one big, foul-mouthed difference. Instead of Horace Slughorn, the position of Potions professor will be taken on by...Gordon Ramsay.

“Hermione,” he said in a strained voice, ”please don’t take offense by how blunt I’m about to be, but I’m honestly afraid that if I explain this with any type of subtlety it will somehow continue to elude you.” Hermione’s expression grew indignant but Draco ignored it and pressed on. “I am trying to seduce you,” he said, staring her straight in the eye. Her indignation faded as her mouth dropped open and her eyes slowly grew round. He continued, “I have been trying to seduce you for over two years; ever since I first brought up the idea of our having a book club together.”

University student and aspiring artist Jungkook, hoping to make a little extra cash over the summer before his senior year, applies for a job as a live-in housekeeper and cook. He was definitely NOT expecting to find himself living in a beautiful mansion with six hot millionaires.

Victor falls in love with Yuuri every single time they touch each other. Yuuri loves him from the beginning. Chinese Version

It's the summer after Stiles' first year of college, and he's working a crappy job and dealing with nightmares and anxiety - but he's okay, he swears. He makes it through most days without too much trouble. Then, a certain werewolf comes back into town. Which Stiles doesn't care about, nope, not at all. After two and a half years, Derek returns to Beacon Hills with his small Pack. Though he tried to move on, something just kept drawing him back to Beacon Hills, he's just not sure what. Now, he figures he can start building something like a life - but he keeps getting distracted by Stiles Stilinski of all people.

The "yes" is out of Jim's mouth before he can think about it.

Jim escapes to Iowa to avoid the media frenzy following the Narada incident, but a late-night miscommunication results in Spock turning up on his front porch.

"Steve doesn't even notice at first, is the thing." Or: Steve is unobservant, Bucky learns to be good at things that aren't killing people, and knitting happens. (Written for starlight_sugar, who requested "domesticity, and also knitting.")

Childe has feelings for Zhongli. Zhongli has feelings for Childe. Things could be so easy, but not when you're a fatui harbinger with abyssal taint and a literal god. Both of them having to deal with their difficult pasts and presents, on top of their obvious differences and their own insecurities. Because if you ask either of them? There's simply no way that the object of their affection could ever have feelings for them. Not after everything they've done in their past. ~ Updates weekly on tuesdays/wednesdays (depending on your timezone) ~ (Update schedule currently back to regular! ->Sometimes gets irregular due to health issues, thank you for being understanding)

The aftermath of the war left Harry broken with grief. After understanding that his whole life was a lie via an inheritance test, he decides that a fresh start would be the best thing he could do to learn about himself, to uderstand his new power and to connect with his inherintance with the help of powerfull individuals. However, the biggots and thieves will come for him and in his desire to protect himself and his freedom, Harry will find himself displaced in time long before everything went south. Armed with knowledge of things yet to pass Harry decides he will get his revenge, rebuild the wizarding world and have fun along the way. The fact that good old Dumbledore won't even know what hit him will be even sweeter.

A night out with your roommates' sorority sounded like a good way to wind down from exams season, but your good intentions to keep from ruining someone's nice carpet have you end up in the middle of the forest. In the middle of the night. Very, very drunk. Good thing you found a random house to sidle up to and ask to use their phone. Less of a good thing that the skeleton monster that lives in it is only placated by your sloppy jokes. - Eventually going to culminate in a "Six Skeletons" sort of set-up, but you don't get off as easy by knowing Classic Sans first.

Midoriya Izuku, known in the hero world as the leading quirk analyst of the modern times, was a typical young Japanese man. He’s a mumbling self-taught researcher, bonafide hero nerd, and self-proclaimed number one fan of retired hero but greatest-of-all-time, former Symbol of Peace All Might. His boyfriend, on the other hand, was a very famous young Japanese man. Real name Bakugou Katsuki, Izuku’s beloved ‘Kacchan’ was also more known as Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight, currently number four in the Pro Hero Rankings, childhood friend, occasional model, universally acknowledged as the ‘explosive, bad boy’ hero, and second-most handsome celebrity bachelor in online polls (just after Pro Hero Shouto, a dear friend of Izuku’s, and Kacchan’s bitter rival-frenemy in all aspects of life). Too bad his friends didn’t believe him.

Cooking is hard. Even if you have your very attractive, very grumpy neighbor there to help you. In which Hinata's lack of cooking skills are a danger to him and others. Luckily (or not), Kageyama is willing to teach him, if only for the sake of avoiding any burned down apartments.

You're new around here and just trying to get by. You really should've known better. *A SWAPFELL FIC*

In the D/s community, a contract is the agreement between the Dom and sub: It outlines the structure, expectation, rules, and limitations of the temporary relationship. After Eren nervously signs one with his new Dom, Levi, they both have a month to decide if they're right for each other and to see if Eren can fit in the household without clashing with the others. Although, Eren is a little surprised by Armin's kindness and Levi's actual objective...

Tommy's back really really hurt. It could be the massive wings that sliced through his skin in the most painful moment in his life, as he lay on the cold bathroom floor of the new foster home. In which Tommy grows some wings and SBI are there to make it happy.Expect: Plenty of Hurt/Comfort, a good dose of shenanigans, a little bit of group chat chaos, Bird Stuff and so, so much fluff and found family.If you want winged Ranboo and Techno being brothers then you've come to the right place :] (collection of connected oneshots more than a story, lol)

Steve has no idea why these kids want to hang out with him so much.

Alastor wants. Angel Dust, unfortunate creature, is seemingly made to be adored, whether he wants to be or not. By the crass, the philistine, the utterly unappreciative, by those who haven't the faintest notion of the true value of beauty in a brutally ugly world.

“I’m going to get my scars removed,” Draco announces on a rainy Wednesday afternoon. “Who are you seeing?” Blaise asks. “The best Healer out there,” Draco replies with a little shrug. “Harry Potter.”

Shinji doesn't have a chance in hell of getting close to Asuka ... that is until he finds she's been keeping a diary with her most secret and perverted thoughts. Things snowball from there. CHAPTER 15 FINALLY DONE!