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Peter the Pizza Guy
Peter the Pizza Guy
Strange’s second spell does not have anything to do with memory. Maybe Peter should have expected it, as the previous one acted in the same way.Instead of erasing the memories of the ones he loves across the world, the incantation instead plucked him from his universe, erasing all traces of his existence, and threw him into a new one.Now seventeen, having lost his family and friends, he finds himself in a strange world, alone in one of the most dangerous cities across all dimensions. Or : Peter needs money to survive Gotham and picks up a pizza delivery job. Spider-Man/DCU (Specifically Batman) Crossover Do not repost to monetized websites like webnovel
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Pizza And A Movie
Pizza And A Movie
In an alternate universe, Harvey's still a lawyer but Mike's not a pot runner -- he's a deliveryman for Rollo's Pizza and Ribs, which happens to be Harvey's favorite pizza place. Once Harvey finds out his pizza guy is a genius, Mike's life takes a few turns he would not have expected...
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milk
milk
Izuku Midoriya is constantly left behind even at the ripe age of six. He becomes lonely until he makes a call that changes him forever after he realises that he like the way his savior touched him. {I suck at summaries, mind the tags!} (Used to be Learning to be a slut) (WARNING! THIS IS A SHOTACON STORY! IF YOU DON'T LIKE SHOTACON THEN PLEASE DON'T CLICK ON THIS.) (Requests open! Seeing Chapter 18's end notes for details)
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Rise of the Unholy Trinity
Rise of the Unholy Trinity
The Zero Requiem was successful, but to some, the price was too high. C.C. does not care about world peace, not when she has lost the last person who gave her existence meaning. Suzaku Kururugi takes refuge in the last orders from his emperor, but he aches for what could have been.They hate each other, but in a world that so eagerly accepts Lelouch's sacrifice without thanking him for it, they cannot help but take refuge in one another. And when C.C. hatches a plan to turn back time and bring Lelouch back, Suzaku eagerly welcomes it. She will be his shield and he will be his sword, and this time, they will get it right.
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Just the Same
Just the Same
Something is seriously up with the captain of the lacrosse team. There's just no way Derek Hale is human.***“I was wondering if you're even human. You move so quickly. I mean, it's ridiculously fast. No human should be able to move that fast, y'know? It's unfair for us. I mean, it's obvious you work out, and I don't, so that could be why, but like...I was just wondering if you were human, that's all.” “Stop talking, Stilinski, or I'll—” “Put me on the bench all season?” Stiles asks knowing full well that Derek Hale can't threaten him with shit.
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peter-man - oh, fuck - i mean spider-man.
peter-man - oh, fuck - i mean spider-man.
identity reveal one-shots. none will have permanent angst, but some will be angstier than others. in general they should be fluffy and cracky. identity reveals are my favorite :))ft: irondad, peter parker being a Dumbass, the acadec team (bc i love them), and mj & peter & ned friendship.disclaimer: i do not own marvel, nor the universe or their characters that i use here.enjoy!!
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Encore!
Encore!
Michael Afton was fully prepared for his death. Sadly for him, the universe (or, rather, Charlie Emily) had other plans. What was he supposed to do when offered a chance to rewrite his life?
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The Only Butterflies Left (Will be in Your Chest)
The Only Butterflies Left (Will be in Your Chest)
Tommy's back really really hurt. It could be the massive wings that sliced through his skin in the most painful moment in his life, as he lay on the cold bathroom floor of the new foster home. In which Tommy grows some wings and SBI are there to make it happy.Expect: Plenty of Hurt/Comfort, a good dose of shenanigans, a little bit of group chat chaos, Bird Stuff and so, so much fluff and found family.If you want winged Ranboo and Techno being brothers then you've come to the right place :] (collection of connected oneshots more than a story, lol)
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A Series Of Covert Disasters
A Series Of Covert Disasters
Harvey's take on the events of Pizza And A Movie, including more sex than can be measured without algebraic calculations, accidental flirting with Tom Keller, the Trauma Drama of the Grapefruit Knife, the reformation of Kyle, and the importance of having a home.
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Ebott's Wake
Ebott's Wake
The experiment was simple in principle, and even if it hadn't worked as planned, it would have been a step in the right direction. But something went wrong; time and space turned inside out and upside down, and the best hope for monsters to escape the Underground went up in flames with half of the C.O.R.E. Facility. Years later, after the Barrier was finally shattered, that unplanned experiment bears unexpected fruit. And Royal Scientist Wing Ding Aster has a lot of catching up to do.
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The Secret Life Of Lawyers
The Secret Life Of Lawyers
Donna's view of the events of Pizza And A Movie: introducing Harvey to Rollo's, rescuing him from poor relationship choices, uncovering the mystery of the Pizza Guy, and protecting Mike Ross from those who would do him ill.
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John's Picture
John's Picture
The events that lead to John sending Sherlock a nude. She raises a perfectly plucked eyebrow back at him. Not in the least bit fazed by his open-mouthed eating, “Nudes.” Indie grins several moments after. Picking up her phone lying next to her and tapping at it, eyes flickering down and no longer holding him. “Sorry? What?” “Nudes. You should send him a couple. See if he replies. If he does, then he’s obviously interested in you and you can finally end it with that annoying, self-centred, wannabe popular girlfriend of yours.” I do not own any of the GIFs or Pics used. Credit goes to those they belong to! Graphic GIFs & Pictures Used
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Special Topping
Special Topping
'Who would even want so many pizzas so late at night?' Harry wonders before the door opens. Oh. Apparently short guys with shaggy brown hair and a scruff and bright blue eyes and heart-stopping smiles. That's who. Harry's not even ashamed of how he nearly drops all the pizzas. This guy is gorgeous and Harry hasn't noticed anyone like that in ages, let alone provided services to them. If he opened his mouth right now the only thing that would come out is, "By special topping did you mean my dick?" Or, the AU where Harry delivers pizza and Louis really just wants Tim Gunn to spank him. (Loosely based on Leah's pizza prompt. Only then there was Zayn in a dress.)
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It's Getting Hot Over Here, Captain
It's Getting Hot Over Here, Captain
You've been an established member of the Avengers for a couple of years; each one of them now a dear friend and team-mate to you. The relationship between yourself and the Alpha Steve Rogers-however- had blossomed into something compelling enough for you to bond one another. Able to overcome a variety of hurdles in your pairing, you both accepted whatever challenge came your way. However, during a mission, your heat begins; not only causing you distress, but testing your beloved bond mate's morals and sexual restraint- And it would seem Captain America is unable to resist his Omega in such a time of great need...
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Fenestration and the Art of Self Defense
Fenestration and the Art of Self Defense
In which Darcy Lewis catsits for Captain America and Bucky Barnes doesn't use the front door. Podfic here!
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Deadpool / Spider-Man
Deadpool / Spider-Man
FANART POSTAll pictures are Spider-Man and DP, Spideypool lovin.NB: To avoid my lazy trash attempts before I properly became interested, skip to CHAPTER 4.I'm open to suggestions and ideas for new Spideypool pictures Chapters1 Kisses and Pizza2 Smooch Smooch3 Post Patrol Movie Time4 Mood Music? (comic style)5 Masked Selfie6 Unmasked Selfie7 Grab That Ass8 Smooch?9 Valentines (comic style)10 Mwah!11 Unf! (NSFW)12 Grab Ass (sort of nsfw)13 Do it (NSFW)14 Couple Fluff15 Wanna make out? (with short fic piece)16 Taco Dates17 Spidey and Pool (comic style)18 Sometimes I make gifs... (NSFW)19 Lazy Extras Multi20 Just let it happen, Wade21 Kissy some more... (partial gif)22 Curves And Valleys (sort of nsfw)23 Lap Dance (sort of nsfw)24 Maskless Kiss25 Blowjob (NSFW)26 Hands27 Don't Hide Your Face, Wade (fluff)28 Fic Art29 Wade and Peter.B.Parker ....the list goes on
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On Pack, On Family, On Love
On Pack, On Family, On Love
Stiles doesn't feel he's truly part of the pack, and Jackson doesn't help the problem. Derek has something to say on the matter.
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And the crowds don't remember my name
And the crowds don't remember my name
"I swear sweetheart, the day I can't get it up for you is the day you have my permission to put me in a home, cause I'll be on death’s door.”
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When the World is Against You (Sometimes)
When the World is Against You (Sometimes)
The NYPD is not putting up with the Spiderman menace on the streets anymore. They put a call into the big leagues to put a stop to the vigilante plaguing their city.What happens next? E.g. the Avengers and Spidey don't get along for a hot sec. I've always loved works where the cops/New Yorkers/suspicious Avengers interact (beat-up/kidnap oops) with Peter/Spiderman, lets see where this goes!Inspired by a few incredible works cited below!
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