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Sirius is in boarding school, Remus is in hospital, and they don't know each other until Sirius texts the wrong number.

"Do we have a deal, angel," Taehyung repeats, and Jeongguk can hear that he's losing his patience, hands resting on his hips. Jeongguk lifts his head, snapping the lid closed. "Pleasure doing business with you, daddy," he nods, sending a grin up to Taehyung who just narrows his eyes at him. "You're lucky I like you," Taehyung mutters, sounding mildly threatening as he steps over to him and tilts Jeongguk's chin up, leaning down to press a kiss against his lips. Lucky doesn't even come close. Or, Jeongguk's trying to figure out how he ended up with a sugar daddy when all he wanted was a couple packets of instant noodles.

(00:31) Do you think she gave me the wrong number on purpose?(00:31) Or was it a genuine mistake?(00:32) Like maybe she writes funny and I misread it?(00:32) Some of the numbers do look a little dodgy...(00:33) Cause, you know, her threes could very easily be poorly formed eights? And maybe she writes her sevens like her ones?(00:45) What(00:46) The(00:46) Fuck???(00:47) Oh good, you are awake! where lance messages the wrong number and things kind of snowball from there

After being told he couldn't be a hero, Izuku decides to do the next best thing: help the heroes. This leads to frustration, found family, and a lot of emails. Now with a Discord!

Taehyung sets the flowers down on the dining table, plucking the card off the little holder. "Dearest Taehyung, just wanted you to know that I'm thinking about you. I hope you're thinking about me too. Love--" he pauses and squints before cocking an eyebrow and pursing his lips. "Hyung, why is the boss of your little boy band gang professing his love for me?" Yoongi drops the noodles on the floor with a loud curse as he burns his hand. Or, Taehyung's been trying his hardest to avoid Yoongi's criminal life for a long ass time, but a cute kid and his infuriating father keep pulling him deeper into the mix.

Sirius get's given a wrong number, Remus definitely isn't being sarcastic, and they should probably agree to stay strangers... * Rated M for a lot of language, some sexual content but nothing too explicit, mainly jokes/flirting.Any TWs should be listed at the start of chapter notes, please let me know if I ever miss anything, but this is a safe fic, bar some minor Walburga angst.Fuck JKR <3

Samantha just came out of a bad break up and ended up using Onlyfans to keep her finances afloat. Now that she’s dating her new boyfriend Mark, she intends to leave this phase behind and start acting like a decent girl again. Well, that was the plan, until one of her more persistent subscribers encourages her to record increasingly naughty things on camera. Funny thing about private accounts on social media is that anyone can hide behind them… Truly anyone. Even her boyfriend’s father, Mr. Grayson. And boy do things escalate from there! Since I first intended to make this an original work, you don't need to know anything about the show to read it.

Rather than the police station, Katsuki's friends bring him to a hospital after rescuing him from the villains. His wounds were minor, but it didn't make having them treated any less important. As it would so happen, Best Jeanist was also brought to this hospital after the attack. Sometimes, small choices have a big impact on how a story plays out. ---------------Aka: Best Jeanist Acquires A Son. Featuring: Serious talks regarding abuse and emotional scars, one adult finally stepping the hell up and trying to help Katsuki, me going off about the sports festival because I'm still not over it, pro-heros having a group chat, and Katsuki finally getting a chance to learn how to be good.

[18:12] Seriously, wrong number. Don’t send shirtless pictures to strangers. [18:13] Padfoot, this rejection hurts. [18:16] What’s a Padfoot? [18:17] Wait, is this actually not Padfoot? [18:19] I don’t even know what that is, but no. I’m not a Padfoot.

Sawamura Daichi: What the fuck. (Or, the captains' squad interactions that definitely happen outside of canon, presented in Skype chat form.)

During the week of his father's funeral, Sirius Black meets an unusual priest and offers to help write Orion Black's eulogy. At the same time, he's started texting a mysterious bass player from a pop-punk band that he accidentally swapped phones with. Eventually, the conversations between the two start to blur together and Sirius has trouble trying to decide which one he's falling for the hardest.

oHI FUCHKED UPI FUUCKED UPYOUR'E NOT NAMJOON yeahwhat I've been trying to tell you or the one in which Jimin accidentally texts the guy he has a crush on *available to read in multiple languages, check notes

After two weeks away, John finally texts Sherlock. He doesn't expect Sherlock to respond. He doesn't expect Sherlock to keep texting him. And he really doesn't expect things to spiral out of control so rapidly.

Aizawa Shouta remembers Bakugou at the beginning of the year, clearly stating that all he came to do was win, and would gladly step on anyone who got in his way. Now he has a 'squad' named after him. Aizawa Shouta remembers Todoroki declaring war on Midoriya, making it clear that he was here to be the best and didn't give a damn about anyone or anything, besides getting to the top. All but five minutes later, he risked his life without hesitation to help Izuku and Iida. So, when Hitoshi's first day in class A arrives, and he tells his Dads that he's not joining the hero course to make friends, Aizawa and Yamada share a look, and then laugh right in his face. OR Shinsou Hitoshi has finally joined Class 2A. He's not here to make friends. He's here to be a hero. If only these weirdly nice people would just leave him alone.

At nineteen years old, Ian Gallagher’s stuck. Stuck in a minimum-wage job he hates. Stuck in the same boring routine--sleep, wake, work, take your meds, Ian!, try not to lose it day after day after day. But after his little brother introduces him to MICK MILK, a frustratingly hot horror gamer he watches on YouTube, Ian's life will never be the same. ♥️

Oikawa texts the wrong number when complaining about Ushijima, and then keeps texting Iwaizumi.

This is a collection of 26 stand-alone short stories - one for each letter of the alphabet - that explore the many sexy relationships of our favorite angel and his boyfriend. Each story is be between 3,000 - 8,000 words. Tags are added for each chapter. The title and notes of each chapter will give you an idea of what it's about so feel free to skip around if you'd like.

31/M/New York. Rich, lays in bed all day, likes to read (aka Derek Hale, son of an Oscar winning actress, brother of one obnoxious reality star and one rebellious fashion designer, hates the paparazzi so much he's a recluse) 26/M/California. Boring office job, likes to read (aka Stiles Stilinski, co-owner of a 100 acre organic farm with his dad and two best friends, writer of obits for a newspaper, has absolutely no life) Or, where Derek and Stiles meet online, and Stiles has no clue Derek's part of a famous family.

lance to hunk ♡>i’m gonna fukin die hunk oh mygod i sent>keith a work out selfie that i wan supposed to fcukin send to you and you know what it said>”BET YOU WANNA LICK THESE NIPS”>HUNK I WILL NEVE BE ABLE TO FCE HIM AGAIN I WANT TO DI E (Or, Keith is beautiful, Lance has a crush, and there's lots of shirtless selfies)

Where Stiles has his own college radio show, and the mysterious, faceless Derek is his number one fan. Also there's this really hot guy he keeps meeting in the library who totally hates his guts.

At the age of 26, Mickey Milkovich gets his first apartment, his first wifi connection, and his first kiss. How he gets from wifi to kissing is a complicated story. Mickey is socially anxious. Ian is a frustratingly lovable escort working through an app. Mickey downloads said app. The rest is history.