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Izuku doesn’t cry. He is a weapon, and weapons don’t weep. He won’t cry until the battle, when he’s falling through the air, when it settles in just how real it is that he’s going to die, because yeah, the doctor warned him this would happen, but there’s always been a part of Izuku that thought he’d live forever. Just like his father told him. Or, how a few heroes help Midoriya Izuku become something more than a lost vigilante.

The royal family of Antarctic empire isn’t exactly close. Emperor Philza is always occupied; Tommy hasn’t seen Techno in months, and even if Wilbur is here, their relationship can be described to be strained at best. The royal family doesn’t need to be close, however, it only needs to be balanced, like the pillars holding the country above their heads – as long as they are strong and steady, the Empire will be too. It’s the principle that held Tommy’s back straight and his shoulders broad through the years of hardships and trials of errors; through yet another formal meeting where his father’s gaze would look past him and where his brother’s words would be filled with poison that makes the deepest parts of his soul ache. At that time, Tommy couldn't know that his family would find a replacement for him in the face of a commoner boy named Ranboo. ~🦋~ Tommy's family has replaced him. It's only fair that he gets to do the same.

“The Angel of Death, the ferryman of the Styx, the terror of the western seas. One of the most feared captains ever to sail, and yet, I have to wonder… how did a man like you end up all on his own? We searched the area where you were found—not another soul in sight. So,” He fixes him with a long look, allowing the silence to hover like a dark cloud, the words rolling off of his tongue with all the venom and smugness he can muster, “—tell me, Philza. Where is your crew?” — OR: Technoblade is a naval captain, and Phil his unwilling prisoner. Somehow, they manage to come out of it as friends in the end.

It's said that every soul is connected to another by a red thread, and that these two souls are destined to meet. The thread, though it may tangle or stretch, will never break. That's not your experience, lucky or unlucky enough as you are to see the strings that bind people together. A red thread is developed and grown, not born, and you've worked hard to weed out any semblance of crimson that might cling to you. You pay your bills, you keep your head down, and you find whatever lost people or items you're hired to sniff out. Then the Devil of Hell's Kitchen tags along on a job, and your plan falls apart. Starts prior to Into the Ring, and loosely follows the canon timeline. There is eventually smut, so enter at your peril. Reader is never physically described but uses a false name and may be treated as an OC.

"He's a problem child." Tommy immediately began tuning out the conversation. His social worker was on the phone with some guy that he was told to not 'scare away'. He had planned to listen in to the conversation as much as he could since he got bored of scratching the paint off of the old as shit office chair. The blond boy was scraping his nails clean with a pen when the phone was suddenly in his face. He just blatantly dropped the pen on the floor before taking it, not listening to whatever Mariah was angrily whispering to him. "So, whaddya' wanna know big man?" --- Or; Having no family isn't the most fucked up thing about Tommy So he fits right in Or also; I can't just write something happy can I? Or thirdly; tfw a fucking vent fic blows up lol This fic is a clusterfuck and it's being rewritten :3

A massive Choose Your Own Adventure story, featuring four unique campaigns and a plethora of endings. Take control of one of the four members of Team RWBY as they awake inside Mobyus - a titanic Grimm containing a multitude of alien biomes, dangerous traps, and a gallery of grotesque Grimm. How did they get there? What is Mobyus? So much is unknown. However, there is one thing certain: Everything is out to get them. Everything is out to mate with them. Everything is out to stop them from reaching the light of day. Can Ruby, Weiss, Blake, and Yang crawl, climb, swim, and fight their way to freedom? Or will they find themselves forever trapped in this fleshy hell?

When Izuku dies, he realizes he’s not as Quirkless as he thought. He does indeed have a Quirk, one called “Second Chance” that gives him another chance at life after death. But the Quirk comes with an odd side-effect: he gets to see what the rest of the world is like without him first.

Midoriya Izuku realized that he could never become a hero. Alternatively: if Izuku took Bakugou’s advice but didn't succeed.

Instead of dying, Akechi finds himself eight years in the past. With his persona abilities still intact, he has to find a way to stop the end of the world. And work with a bunch of teenagers who thinks he's a child. Akechi would've preferred to stay dead.

In 1965, Voldemort became Minister for Magic. In 1968, the leadership of the Order of the Phoenix was destroyed, the remnants of the terrorist organisation driven underground. By 1970, all was well in Great Britain. The year is 1984. Sirius Black has just turned 25. He's rich, he's powerful, and most importantly--he's bored. But all of that is about to change. 8/24/23PLEASE DON'T POST MY FICS ON GOODREADS/STORYGRAPHS/ETC. PLEASE DON'T REPOST MY WORKS ON ANY OTHER SITES. PLEASE DON'T PRINT OR BIND MY WORKS USING THIRD PARTY SITES THAT MAKE A PROFIT - DO IT BY HAND OR NOT AT ALL. DO NOT SELL BOUND COPIES OF MY FICS.

When you are ten years old, you find two creatures, bloodied and injured, trapped a net on the beach near your home. You save them, make friends with them, and return them to the sea, leaving you to wonder later if your friends with the Sun colored scales and fins that shone like the full Moon were real or imagined up by a childhood of loneliess. Time passes. You hear stories of monsters, Sirens in the water, one that is a good omen if spotted, promising your safe voyage as long as you respect the rules of the ocean, and one that sinks ships and eats people for fun. Just folktales meant to scare children. A decade later, they return the favor, though they don't plan on leaving you so easily this time.

After Aang is killed by Ozai, the world is thrown out of balance. Dying from the lightning wound that Azula gave him, Zuko is sent back in time to fix things. He wakes up the night before his first Agni Kai, and every time he dies the loop resets.

Summer Rose loved her master, adored her master, would do anything for her master. So when her master sets his sights on her eldest daughter as payment for a favor, she was only too happy to oblige.

The Tsaritsa wants to know the secret of the Traveler's power, and Childe is tasked with delivering it to her. Note: I didn't initially use the rape/non-con archive warning because the fic doesn't feature PIV rape, and I used appropriate rape/non-con tags instead, but after reader feedback I've decided to switch to using the archive warning, out of concern for the tags not being obvious enough to see. But... PLEASE, READ THE TAGS.

To the naked eye they look no different from ordinary trinkets, lucky charms perhaps, simple objects the dead often keep on them in the grave. Maybe they are. Maybe it’s Zagreus that makes them hold power. (concept: god's keepsakes and blessings change zagreus' appearance and behavior during an escape. thanatos takes notice.)

Tony gets into fights with Steve all the time and it's driving him insane. Sure, he's not the nicest guy in the world, but all he did was steal a little of the guy's sesame seed bagel - he didn't deserve to get yelled at for something stupid like that. After drowning his sorrows in hot chocolate and complaining to Pepper about what happened, Tony gets a phone call from Natasha telling him to hurry back home. Something's happened - Steve has been attacked and he's not quite the same man he once was - he's been turned into a child. With Steve out of commission, the team struggles with what to do and Tony finds himself filling roles he had never expected: babysitter and friend.

After an incident at the world-famous Ebott Aquarium, you find yourself placed on a team of staff dedicated to the care of the prize exhibits at the facility; three notoriously aggressive skeleton siren monsters captured in the name of 'research'. An orca with a disturbing record of finding new ways to attempt to drown his keepers, a shark who's excellent at removing whatever stray hands come his way, and a deep-sea octopus whose past (and body count) are hidden behind endless stacks of legal papers. Despite their pattern of brutally murdering their ever-changing team of keepers, they all seem to immediately take a shine to you- a worryingly bright shine. A shine that won't go away, a shine that starts to unnerve you. However, the longer you work there, the more you see the inner workings of Ebott Aquarium. The more you realise the sirens you're 'caring for' aren't dumb beasts, they're deeply intelligent... they aren't mindlessly aggressive, they've gone insane, locked in those tiny glass cages. ... The more you interact with the sirens... the more you realise their murderous aggression might not be all that misplaced.

There’s something wrong with Tommy. Dream will help him figure out what. Or: Dream starts testing the revive book on Tommy in exile. Apparently Apollo has cursed me.

Tommy's back really really hurt. It could be the massive wings that sliced through his skin in the most painful moment in his life, as he lay on the cold bathroom floor of the new foster home. In which Tommy grows some wings and SBI are there to make it happy.Expect: Plenty of Hurt/Comfort, a good dose of shenanigans, a little bit of group chat chaos, Bird Stuff and so, so much fluff and found family.If you want winged Ranboo and Techno being brothers then you've come to the right place :] (collection of connected oneshots more than a story, lol)

You’d think one of Paris’s heroes, Panthera Noire, would be some sort of superstar celebrity- with her confident and flirty personality. Fighting alongside Ladybug, the two woman were Paris’s idols.. However despite how much she sold it to the public, Panthera Noire was not like that, not really. Because while she was Panthera Noire to the city, for all the world knew, Juleka Couffaine was just a shy and self conscious girl, struggling to keep her secret and her family safe. Drowning in her crush for her best friend and the responsibilities of carrying the world on her back, she only wants to survive long enough to see the romantic fairy tale happy ending she’s gotten a hope for.

Welcome to a very long series of one-shots and multipart chapters that follows Spencer Reid's journey in the BAU.I go episode by episode, looking for any potential angst or hurt/comfort moments with him and then write where I feel the cm writers might've left something out.There are tags to episodes, extras, 'what if's', and more! Some chapters are stand alone and some have multiple parts but, just like in the show, the chapters are linked to some degree with reoccurring themes.If you need an excuse to watch the series over again, or if you're watching for the very first time, I label each chapter with the season and episode number so that you can avoid spoilers (if you want)!!!I am still working on this fic (though it looks like it is complete, I did this because you could read most chapters as stand alone) and more new chapters are coming as frequently as I can put them out.Thank you so much for reading, I hope you enjoy!:)