olivia benson/elliot stabler

"Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!” Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity. Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game? Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate. And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.

It’s easy to forget with his bright smiles and positive personality that Midoriya Izuku isn’t the living embodiment of sunshine.Or: Moments when class 1-A and company notice that Izuku isn’t quite as pure as they think he is.

If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex. Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free. The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down. Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.

On her 38th birthday, Lena's friend decides to gift her something she can't refuse: a hot blonde alpha to take care of her pool.

Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy never intended to blow up their life's work, but that's rather what they've gone and done. Now they're trapped 200 years in the past, with a broken Time Turner, a missing snuff box, a handful of overly-eligible daughters, and a House-elf in a cable knit cardigan. It will require the combined power of their keen intellects to get them home, if they'd stop arguing long enough to use them.As it turns out, history is just one damned accident after another. For fans of Harry Potter, Jane Austen, and Connie Willis, a historical romantic comedy all about time, and getting the hell out of it.

❝You see we have a little bet going on between us teachers. The rules are pretty simple and straightforward; Who can fuck you best.❞ IN WHICH a wicked game arises between the teachers. Going to all and any lengths to win this bet just to be able to prove themselves right— unfortunately at a student's expense. Lines will be crossed, morals will be forgotten, hearts will be broken and for what reason? They're all thirsting to win. And the target has been chosen.

Arc I (Chapters 1 to 74): Eight years after the commencement of hostilities, Colonel Tanya von Degurechaff has finally learned how to battle the irrational forces of hatred, fear and despair that have fuelled and fanned the flames of a global war. But what’s a military prodigy to do in the face of the most incomprehensible threat to reason of all—love? Arc II (Chapters 75 onwards): Seven years after the cessation of hostilities, Brigadier General Tanya von Degurechaff has everything she’s ever wanted—and even more: a brilliant career, a stellar reputation, a promising future…and a beautiful wife. But when enemies conspire to take the one thing that matters to her the most, just how much will she give up to get it back? Please note that the last chapter of this work is a moving appendix that includes information about the story’s timeline of events, cast of characters, geographical map, worldbuilding conventions and list of omakes, illustrations and songs. Hence, to read the latest updated chapter, click here.

The Hero Class Civil War is over, but the shadows cast and the actions taken echo.Inspiration and new friendships bloom in the aftermath, and new challenges arise to face the Hero Classes of UA, regardless of what side they took.But while everyone learns and grows, some fight to stay on their path.While in the dark, things begin to shift and prepare.

-DISCONTINUED- Tommy is an ordinary coffee shop worker but when Siren, wanted villain, comes one day and just orders a coffee suddenly villains come by casually.Turns out Siren decided he would recommend the shop to every villain who breathed in his direction.Tommy was not paid enough for this.

When Kirishima accidentally confesses to Bakugo, they are both faced with the fact that they have NO idea how to date. Illustrated by QueenofLiz4rds!

Ritsu travels twenty years into the past to try to undo the apocalypse, but due to an unforeseen error, the whole of the third year of Kunugigaoka Junior High School has been brought along for the ride and are now trapped in a time-bubble for three days...things weren't off to a great start.

Following the lives of our favourite volleyball dorks as they live their day to day lives. Some highs and lows, drops, pups, heats, ruts, fluff, angst and family time. You name it, we got it in this story!

Join the circle of discord as each woman from UA High School wants one thing: Izuku Midoriya. Rather through love letters, drugged soda, kidnapping, or whatever their yandere hearts desire. Enter the dark comedy of mishaps and misadventures as Izuku is subjected to whatever thing a woman wants to do to him. {One-shots/anthology} {NSFW} {AU} Update on 6/23/24: CTRL + ALT + Desire! (Part V) (Kaina x Izuku)Update on 6/30/24: CTRL + ALT + Desire! (Part VI) (Kaina x Izuku)Update on 7/1/24: Yandy Oddparents (The Conclusion)Update on 7/6/24: CTRL + ALT + Desire! (Part VII) (Kaina x Izuku)Update on 9/28/24: CTRL + ALT + Desire! (Part VIII) (Kaina x Izuku)Update on 9/30/24: CTRL + ALT+ Desire! (Part IX) (Kaina x Izuku)Coming Soon: Midnight's Freestyle (Part III) (Nemuri x Izuku)

Izuku Midoriya's family beach trip went awry when an attempted act of heroism lets to an unexpected first. Jumpcut to twelve years later: Izuku was struggling to stay afloat when his stepfather threw him a chance. What was meant to be a reprieve turned into something else entirely when he finds someone washed onto the beach. A memory he should have buried long ago, a kiss he could never forget, and a debt he could now repay. Or. What do you do when you have an angry Merman in your bathtub that speaks a different language? Or again. What do you do when a stoopid hooman rescues you and then proceeds to start courting with you?

Maria Campbell remembers an old life. A life bathed in blood. A fishing hamlet. A research hall of many floors and many patients. And a stranger who insisted on corpse-fishing...AKA, that fic where a grimdark DLC boss is reincarnated in fluffy otome-land and still acts like she's in a FromSoftware game (that's NOT Cookies & Cream)...

That awkward moment when you have phone sex with your childhood best friend and neither of you realize who is on the other end. A love story.

Miles Edgeworth isn't totally sure how he ended up in this bet to demonstrate the strength of his and Phoenix Wright's (entirely professional and platonic! really!) relationship, but he knows it's Klavier's fault.

A collection of short flash fiction requested through my tumblr. I'm going to do a flash fiction day at least once every month, and keep all the results here organized by date! If you wanna join in on next month's fun, come follow me on Twitter! Please keep in mind that these stories are extremely varied in kink, tone, and pairings. Some of them are romantic, some of them are hardcore and rough, and one of them literally has a naked Commander Shepard spreading dank memes. So...they're truly a bit of dirty chaos. I've decided to make a separate chapter for each, and the summary is a copy/paste of the actual prompt request that led to me writing it. Since all the chapter titles start with the franchise it's set in, should be easy to navigate to the smut you want!

A collection of short stories about Naomi, a collared mom who will do anything her children ask of her.

In canon, Izuku turned out to be quirkless, despite both his parents having quirks: one that attracts small objects and one that breathes fire. There are so many ways for these quirks to have combined into what could’ve been Izuku’s, and so many of these potential combinations can be seen across the multiverse. In this specific one, however, Izuku Midoriya is born with a star in his stomach and plasma coursing through his veins…That’s sure to affect a few things in his life, for better and for worse. A healthy dose of the butterfly effect, plenty of quirk theory and analysis, unconventional relationships and dilemmas, a revamped curriculum and more await Izuku and the others, in a world that seems so similar yet so different once you look closer.(Previously ‘Quirk: Starborn’) “Izuku, promise me you’ll be just like the Sun, the brightest star in the sky. That way, when I and everyone else all over the world look up, we’ll know it’s you.” Act 1: (Chapters 01-12) LeapAct 2: (Chapters 13-27) AscentAct 3: (Chapters 28-41) SurpassAct 4: (Chapters 42~57) SoarAct 5: (Chapters ?? - ??) ApexAct 6: (Chapters ?? - ??) Beyond

(oh my god they were roommates) "Thank you, valued user, for accepting the Protagonist Rehabilitation Programme. Your task: Ensure the protagonist's happiness." Shen Yuan is convinced that his favouri... least favourite novel's main protagonist isn't really happy. He has babes, money and power, but does he have any friends?Cue the system handily dropping Demon King Luo Binghe into his bedroom. Can Shen Yuan make him happy before the timer runs out? (90% light-hearted comedy, 10% existential horror and fear because this is the OG PIDW Binghe we're talking about)