nsfw but also soft

You're new around here and just trying to get by. You really should've known better. *A SWAPFELL FIC*

Everyone knows that the egg and his toaster are in love with each other...except, of course, for the egg and toaster themselves.

The rumble of the earth beneath one’s feet was not something bewildering. It was a simple fact of the world they inhabited, as greater powers aroused from slumber often broke free in the most turbulent of ways. And while the intensity at such a great distance from the epicenter was nothing to scoff at, the direction of its origin had the King of Curses pause. The snapping of the earth which shook everything else asunder when he himself did not even flinch, and more unsettling was how the vibrations dug into his skin and rattled his bones with a rare sense of unease. Something was amiss. Sukuna was sure of it. ❤ A chance encounter leads Ryomen Sukuna to believe Itadori Yuji is a kami. Which, technically, the curse isn't wrong. But Yuji doesn't know that, and he's desperate to keep his misunderstood secret safe.

"His dad is probably going to tell Stiles not to hang out with us," says Boyd, taking a sip of his Coke. Isaac gives Derek an utterly betrayed look, and Erica glares at him. "I told you not to wear those sunglasses!" she hisses. "What if Stiles can't hang out with us any more?" says Isaac wretchedly. "What if Scott doesn't want to hang out with us because --" "I said those were pedophile sunglasses!" says Erica, in a quiet, piercing whisper that makes Derek's ears hurt. Boyd continues eating his gyro, which he has laid out on a plate like a salad on a piece of flatbread, methodically picking out the tomatoes, feta and lamb and laying them to the side to eat after the lettuce. Boyd would eat his gyro if there was a bomb going off.

If everyone really thought that Wei Wuxian was going to wait around during the New Year for Lan Wangji to come home when there was an entire party happening at Carp Tower, they had another thing coming. All he needed was a good disguise.

Picking up where season 1 left off, Reki and Langa get together and spend the rest of their time in high school skating, making out (among other things), and being generally awkward but adorable as they figure out life together. - Note: Mature chapters are marked with warnings at the top for anyone who wants to skip that content.

Sent to Menagerie on behalf of the SDC, Weiss has to leave Beacon and her girlfriend Ruby behind for a week. Expecting long talks and boring negotiation, Weiss didn't account for the Menagerie Festival of Fertility, or her Ruby's constant attempts to get her to sleep with other women. What is one futa to do when surrounded by so many sexually charged women? Idea by Baron

"Aphenphosmphobia", also called fear of intimacy, describes the morbid fear of being touched by or getting intimate with another person.Shouto is caught in the path his father laid out for him, trying to understand the world he never came to know; Momo suffers from her lack of self-esteem and feeling of not being enough for her dreams to come true. But one day, circumstance – fate – gives them a chance.This world is a storm, relentless and cold. Only together, they can resist. Together, they can heal.

Just a collection of content based on different ships in Enstars. They date, they love, they get kinky. We just have a good time writing the rare pairs and the good stuff. **There are smut chapters and they will be titled accordingly! So if that's all you want or don't want it at all, you know where it will be!**

Atsushi could feel the panic starting to bubble within him, the brief flicker of relief upon first seeing Dazai thoroughly rethought and overruled in his rising alarm for what exactly was happening. It might be Dazai who Atsushi was currently in the presence of, but he got the distinct and dreaded feeling that it wasn’t any Dazai he knew. The signs were unmissable, given the abrupt youth to his appearance, the startlingly cold gaze he had pinned on Atsushi that Dazai had never so much as gotten close to watching him like before, and that aura of his. “Who are you?” Or, Via an unknown time travelling ability, Atsushi gets sent five years into the past where he lands straight onto mafia territory and right into the hands of an 18 year old, Demon Prodigy Dazai. Until Atsushi can get back to his correct time, he’s now stuck with four mafiosos to help him hide his identity in not risking revealing it to anymore people before his time. And it starts with being wound up living with Dazai for his safety.

Midoriya needs a date for PR purposes, and Todoroki agrees to play along. (The fact that Todoroki has been in love with him since they were fifteen has nothing to do with that.)

The attractive female teacher Caroline Fuchs is a femme fatale and makes a mess of the everyday life of Julia Schmidt, the chairwoman of the student council. Together, the secret couple, at the private Helmut Schmidt Girls' School, experiences the wildest and wickedest adventures. Especially Julia gets from the female teacher, the one or the other tutoring lesson, the special kind. Warning: the story contains explicit images and is clearly aimed at the older audience.

Fresh out of law school and fresh out of a relationship, what Alex Claremont-Diaz needs most is a goddamn vacation. He plans to spend his summer on a small island off the coast of Wales, three months of peace and relaxation and figuring out what the hell he actually wants to do with his life. But all that is thrown out the window when he runs into his ex-fling, Henry Fox, who just so happens to be running the hotel he's staying in for the next three months. Four years prior, Henry Fox meets the most beautiful boy he's ever seen at an NYU party: Alex Claremont-Diaz. Henry soon finds himself whisked away to Texas with Alex, a summer full of poetry and skinny dipping and stolen kisses, and everything is perfect. Almost too perfect for a summer fling. Yet Henry can't stop himself from falling in love with Alex, falling for the lake house and everything Alex loves, even when he knows it's too good to last. Two summers, two places of falling in love, one filled with memories of the last. It leaves Alex and Henry wondering: is this summer truly going to be their last one together?

It was just Jimin himself. The full pout of his lips, the shimmering glow on the skin exposed by his short shirt, the glitter on his cheeks, his tail, his ears, in his eyes— He was so beautiful. And he was Yoongi’s. - (in which Yoongi and Jimin (and co.) go to a music & arts festival)

Everyone is happy. Luigi is happily married to Bowser, and is serving as an ambassador to maintain the peace treaty between the Koopa and Mushroom Kingdoms. Peach had found the love of her life, and heck! Even that wackjob Waluigi somehow won over the spunky Princess Daisy! In all of this, Mario was finally letting go. Letting go of the painful past that led the brothers to where the were now. The fear and abandonment now felt like a distant memory. Too bad it had to bite him in the ass.

College Au. Young artist, Hinata Shōyōu, is incredibly talented with a brush, blank canvas, and palette of paints, but when it comes to roommates...not so much, having had difficulties blending his habits with that of others. Left with only one option, he moves in with his local Resident Advisor, an intimidating, cold, unemotional medical student named Ushijima Wakatoshi. Hinata immediately doubts they could ever become friends, but he soon finds that the man will open up a new world of inspiration to him, making him see in colors so vibrant, he knows he never wants to live without them--without him.

Sebastian has been overwhelmed by anxiety lately and spent many days just lying in the bed, being a grumpy butt towards everyone, including his new wife. Now he’s feeling better and wants to make up for it to farmer Siria. An opportunity presents itself on the Stardew Valley Fair.

A Cinderella story with a little twist, what happens when Iruka, an unsuspecting human, is let free to wander out of his prison in the mundane world and enter a scene of magic, monsters, and mischief under the moonlight? And what of the vampire prince that he's caught the eyes of? Anything can happen in the Lunarium festival!

A Relationship begins in a tiny guitar shop off of the coast of California. What Will Follow?

The chocobros needed to take a break. That's a fact. And the 'Lestallum Workers' Festival' was their best option. There had to be at least a moment for them to have fun and forget about daemons. But they had never imagined how that would end up. We can only say one thing: what happens in Lestallum stays in Lestallum.

In Quimper, a boy is captivated in the crowd by a beautiful face, cat-like eyes, and long silver hair...