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Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce

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harry potter - j. k. rowling Hell's Kitchen (US TV) RPF hotel hell rpf masterchef (us) rpf MasterChef (TV) RPF MasterChef (UK) RPF harry potter ron weasley hermione granger gordon ramsay Albus Dumbledore Severus Snape neville longbottom luna lovegood ginny weasley hannah abbott colin creevey Millicent Bulstrode daphne greengrass astoria greengrass horace slughorn Millicent Bagnold dobby (harry potter) winky (harry potter) original house-elf character(s) molly weasley draco malfoy pansy parkinson blaise zabini vincent crabbe gregory goyle graham montague cho chang Minerva McGonagall pomona sprout filius flitwick charity burbage seventh vector dennis creevey terence higgs original characters lucius malfoy narcissa black malfoy marietta edgecombe dolores umbridge tom riddle | voldemort tracey davis lee jordan fred weasley george weasley arthur weasley bellatrix black lestrange thorfinn rowle Antonin Dolohov peter pettigrew alecto carrow amycus carrow Percy Weasley fenrir greyback yaxley (harry potter) ministry of magic employees (harry potter) minister for magic (harry potter) macusa staff dean thomas seamus finnigan lavender brown parvati patil terry boot anthony goldstein michael corner ernie macmillan susan bones cooking good slytherins hufflepuff pride gryffindor/slytherin inter-house relationships ravenclaw pride wizarding politics allegory not what it looks like feels fluff and humor lgbtq themes lgbtq character of color lgbtq character friendship character development book 6: harry potter and the half-blood prince book 7: harry potter and the deathly hallows alternate universe - harry potter setting character death original character death(s) canonical character death minor character death dark Angst drama bigotry & prejudice death eaters muggle/wizard relations wizarding wars eventual happy ending ensemble cast grief/mourning Love first love friendship/love male-female friendship female friendship male friendship good and evil family family bonding family drama growing up redemption
Inspired by a post on Tumblr, this is a AU story set during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, with one big, foul-mouthed difference. Instead of Horace Slughorn, the position of Potions professor will be taken on by...Gordon Ramsay.
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Harry took Dumbledore’s arm, and in a flash of contorting limbs and frenetic sounds and colors, they had left Privet Drive and appeared on another street corner. This street looked nothing like the Dursleys’ pristine, conservative neighborhood. From the look of it, Harry would guess this was an exc
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