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Lily's Boy
Lily's Boy
Before his third year of Hogwarts has even begun, Harry faces three whole weeks of unsupervised time in Diagon Alley. In that time he takes a trip to Gringotts - and that changes everything. Burdened with the knowledge that Dumbledore has been blocking his family magic, and manipulating far more than he ever thought possible, Harry doesn't know who he can trust; but he knows he can't keep going that way. There's a whole world of lore and politics and history to catch up on, and the more he learns, the more Harry realises his true place in the world, and how much is being kept hidden from him. All the while, Dumbledore's twinkling eyes are constantly watching, and Harry can't let on how much he knows. With help from unexpected places, Harry starts on a journey to end the war, and reshape the wizarding world. With how much he looks like James Potter, people have forgotten one important thing about him - he is Lily Evans' son, and she was one hell of a witch.
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Measure Of A Man
Measure Of A Man
To truly know someone is to differentiate between who they once were, who they are now, and who they're capable of being. Hermione realises the duality of one man as she rectifies what she knows of the past and begins to understand the pieces of who Draco Malfoy is now: a father, a son, and a man.
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Remain Nameless
Remain Nameless
How did it feel? It felt like he was barely holding it together. She, of all people, should shun him. Or yell at him. Curse him. Spit at him. Take out her wand and blast him off the face of the earth. It was crushing guilt and relief and confusion all at once when he looked at Hermione Granger.The monotony of Draco’s daily routine had become both a lifeline and a noose. But this new habit of grabbing coffee with Hermione Granger is quickly becoming a reason to get out of bed and is unfortunately forcing him to re-evaluate his inconsequential existence.Hermione is living her life in fragments, separate pieces scattered about, and she can’t find a way to step back and let the full picture form. Why are morning meetings with Draco Malfoy the only thing that make sense anymore?
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Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce
Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce
harry potter - j. k. rowling hell's kitchen (us tv) rpf hotel hell rpf masterchef (us) rpf masterchef (tv) rpf masterchef (uk) rpf harry potter ron weasley hermione granger gordon ramsay albus dumbledore severus snape neville longbottom luna lovegood ginny weasley hannah abbott colin creevey millicent bulstrode daphne greengrass astoria greengrass horace slughorn millicent bagnold dobby (harry potter) winky (harry potter) original house-elf character(s) molly weasley draco malfoy pansy parkinson blaise zabini vincent crabbe gregory goyle graham montague cho chang minerva mcgonagall pomona sprout filius flitwick charity burbage septima vector dennis creevey terence higgs original characters lucius malfoy narcissa black malfoy marietta edgecombe dolores umbridge tom riddle | voldemort tracey davis lee jordan fred weasley george weasley arthur weasley bellatrix black lestrange thorfinn rowle antonin dolohov peter pettigrew alecto carrow amycus carrow percy weasley fenrir greyback yaxley (harry potter) ministry of magic employees (harry potter) minister for magic (harry potter) macusa staff dean thomas seamus finnigan lavender brown parvati patil terry boot anthony goldstein michael corner ernie macmillan susan bones cooking good slytherins hufflepuff pride gryffindor/slytherin inter-house relationships ravenclaw pride wizarding politics allegory not what it looks like feels fluff and humor lgbtq themes lgbtq character of color lgbtq character friendship character development book 6: harry potter and the half-blood prince book 7: harry potter and the deathly hallows alternate universe - harry potter setting character death original character death(s) canonical character death minor character death dark angst drama bigotry & prejudice death eaters muggle/wizard relations wizarding wars eventual happy ending ensemble cast grief/mourning Love first love friendship/love male-female friendship female friendship male friendship good and evil family family bonding family drama growing up redemption
Inspired by a post on Tumblr, this is a AU story set during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, with one big, foul-mouthed difference. Instead of Horace Slughorn, the position of Potions professor will be taken on by...Gordon Ramsay.
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BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC
BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC
“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three. When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press. Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body. (With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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In The Forest Of Dean
In The Forest Of Dean
A complete rewrite of Book Seven with a darker and more dangerous outlook on war. Mostly Hermione-centric. Mostly follows canon but provides a different look at how the relationships in HP could have formed had Hermione realized that she and Ron did not fit well together and that Harry, her best friend, was really what she was looking for the whole time. The story of what could have happened between Harry and Hermione in the Deathly Hallows after Ron leaves. Features added subplots, alt POVs, OC characters, and a gritty and realistic view of the war. HHR is the main pairing, but this fic is about more than just their relationship. It is a fully developed story about the war following Hermione and her allies through the fight. ‘So why are you still here?’ Harry asked Ron.‘Search me,’ said Ron.‘Go home then,’ said Harry.‘Yeah, maybe I will!’ shouted Ron, and he took several steps towards Harry, who did not back away. **This fic contains mature content, explicit language, and is dark in nature. PLEASE READ THE TAGS. If you are looking for nothing but fluff, you will not find it here.* COMPLETE
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Harry Potter and the Deadliest of Games
Harry Potter and the Deadliest of Games
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