communication

Derek has a new neighbor who won't stop looking. Excerpt: “You’re blind,” Derek said flatly, the anger draining from him so suddenly he felt almost woozy. His vision cleared, his claws sliding back into blunt fingernails. “Thanks for the memo, genius,” the kid said acidly. “I can still fucking defend myself, so don’t take another damn step.” “Fuck, I...I’m sorry,” Derek stuttered. “What?!” The kid’s brow crinkled. “I mean — what?! You’re fucking sorry!?” His lips thinned into a harsh line. “What, is this some kinda Hallmark movie where you’re discovering the error of your ways because you don’t want to rob a blind person?! That’s fucking condescending, man. I’ll have you know that —” “Just, wait.” Derek interrupted what was apparently the start of a convincing argument as to why he should rob the kid after all, feeling his head start to spin. “This is — it’s a misunderstanding. I’m — I’m not robbing you. You’re — you’re safe, okay? I’m taking three steps back. Just — just let me explain.” “Explain why you came busting into my apartment? Yeah, go right ahead, man, I can’t wait to hear this epic tale.”

Tony knew better than to play with alien toys. He really did. But there was just something so tempting about other-worldly objects. It turned out that he wasn't the only Tony Stark that felt that way. One explosion later, there's a brand new Tony in town. But there's something not quite right about this Tony and how he reacts to the team, the way he flinches away from Bucky or shakes when Steve picks up the shield or won't turn his back to Clint and Natasha. It turns out that not every Tony Stark is as lucky as Tony, but damned if Tony, Steve and Bucky aren't going to fix that. (or, the one where canon MCU Tony gets thrown into a fanon world and gets ALL THE LOVE from the fanon version of the team)

It's October, the time of monsters and sexy costumes so i decided to write a few monster fucker fics. Spoiler alert: I'm still going to be writing this after October. I AM NOT taking requests at the moment. If you make a request it WILL be IGNORED

While exorcising a haunting, Lan Wangji gets cursed with a brand of honesty, and is forced to speak his every thought out loud.

after dying in space, Tony wakes up - still dying - in Siberia. bitter, tired, determined and six years younger, he sets out to make some noise. (or: Tony schmoozes, gains allies, adopts all the kids, kicks ass, falls in love, and saves the world. again.)

"Hear me out," Buck said. "Clearly, both of us are sick of dating other people. And we're a good fit, in pretty much every way that matters. So what if we're not in love? We don't need to be in love to be happy together." Eddie frowned. "So basically, we'd be boyfriends, without benefits?" "Yes!" Buck snapped his fingers. "Like platonic boyfriends! We'd get all the benefits of a relationship and none of the heartbreak." And maybe Eddie had finally lost his mind, or maybe it was from all the alcohol clouding his judgment, but the idea of it didn't sound half as crazy as it should have. ***After Buck’s and Eddie’s dates both end with disasters – proving once again that maybe dating just wasn’t meant for them – they decide to simply settle for each other. If there was one person in the world they'd ever trust with their hearts, it was each other. And who was a better person to date other than your very own best friend?

When Izuku jumps, a hero-to-be is there to save him. Focusing on his analytical skills, Izuku joins the support course and sets out to prove he doesn't need a quirk to make a difference. Or Izuku becoming a support hero and falling in love along the way. Shouto just wants to give him all the love he deserves.

Episode 6 Alternative Events. [Covers: March 1 to April 18, 2022] What if their fall into the ravine had been more serious? A study of actions, life-changing consequences and a journey of growth to become better men and family. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - P. J. O'Rourke * "Frayed was a good way to describe how he was feeling. As though someone had grabbed him and held him ten meters underwater in the Chao Phraya river. He was drowning, the dark murky water filling his lungs, and his oxygen lay four feet across the room. Unreachable." *"I feel like at this point if you would have stabbed me in the heart, it would’ve hurt less." - @Little_Panda * Volume 2 now available.

Lan Wangji had never had call to perform the spell of silent communication before he and Wei Wuxian joined together to fight Xuanwu. He figured it was temporary. Spoiler alert: it wasn't. Or: the AU in which Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian psychically bond in the cave, Wei Wuxian overhears Lan Wangji thinking about the fact that he actually likes him, and after several minutes of confusion, is fully on board with this.

Yuri Plisetsky glares at him with all the righteousness five year olds possess, and says in heavily accented and clumsy English. “Be more gooder, stupid!” And then he storms out in a sweep of blond hair and blue and red lights from his Sketchers. (Or: in which Yuri Plisetsky is Victor Nikiforov's bratty five-year-old and nothing is the same.)

*complete* Dear Hermione J Granger, Thank you for your participation in the Wizarding Marriage Initiative. We are happy to inform you that your match has been selected. Please present yourself at the WMI office tomorrow, December 10, 2003 at 2:30 pm precisely to begin the first steps. Thank you and may your marriage be long and fruitful. Sincerely, Joanna Toadsworth,Secretary to Lorraine FiddletonWizarding Marriage Initiative Office Mandatory I do not own anything message! I'm also not making money off of this

Midoriya has a definite type even if he refuses to admit it. With the new edition of 'Top Sexiest Heros', said type becomes painfully clear to the ladies of class 3A. The teasing session that results leaves tensions high... But what would happen if his ultimate type is thrown back from the future. Fun and Chaos all for Izuku to enjoy. --- (This idea came from a merging of two concepts. Y'all ever notice just how many blondes are in this fucking series? I find it hilarious. And like... Adult Katsuki is gonna be BANGIN'. You'll see what I mean. It's also gonna be filled with filthy smut in later chapters, I'm a slut for that LMAO. I also like my fics to have bits and pieces of humor and fluff, so that's sprinkled in. Enjoy!) Completed Update: Thank you to everyone who read and liked this deranged fic! I added more tags but I know I probs missed a bunch of stuff. I remember writing this on the fly each month so anything kinky or fucky I added was loosely based on what I was obsessed on at the time. Anyways, be mindful of the tags and I love you all bunches <3

The world ends. The Krang win. Leo failed. It was supposed to be on Casey's shoulders (and his shoulders alone) to go back and make sure the invasion never happened in the first place, but apparently his student had a little more inherited stubbornness than he'd thought. (Leo ends up in the past. This changes some things.)

Nine years ago, Scott kicked Stiles out of the pack. Stiles left and never returned. But now his dad has been hurt, so Stiles returns to take care of him. No one knows the truth of what happened back then, not even Scott or Stiles. But that's about to change.

Midoriya Izuku, known in the hero world as the leading quirk analyst of the modern times, was a typical young Japanese man. He’s a mumbling self-taught researcher, bonafide hero nerd, and self-proclaimed number one fan of retired hero but greatest-of-all-time, former Symbol of Peace All Might. His boyfriend, on the other hand, was a very famous young Japanese man. Real name Bakugou Katsuki, Izuku’s beloved ‘Kacchan’ was also more known as Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight, currently number four in the Pro Hero Rankings, childhood friend, occasional model, universally acknowledged as the ‘explosive, bad boy’ hero, and second-most handsome celebrity bachelor in online polls (just after Pro Hero Shouto, a dear friend of Izuku’s, and Kacchan’s bitter rival-frenemy in all aspects of life). Too bad his friends didn’t believe him.

You're new around here and just trying to get by. You really should've known better. *A SWAPFELL FIC*

Lazy mornings, late nights, hands, hearts, and the water-color wash of imagination ; a collection of reader ficlets

"Lix, what's going on?" Felix hates that voice. It's too safe. Chan knows exactly what tone to use to make Felix feel comfortable and usually Felix appreciates it. Right now? He needs it to not be happening. "Just—" "I'm not leaving until you talk to me." God, sometimes it is so frustrating how well Chan knows him. That he knows when Felix is going to argue so he stops it before the words even leave Felix's mouth. That he knows the difference between when Felix is refusing to talk and when he simply can't. OR, the one where Felix pushes his regression down for far too long, and eventually something has to give.

Izuku blooms for Katsuki one warm day in their third year of middle school. What follows is both boys learning about themselves, their bond, and the society they live in.

Nick is struggling with being bisexual in a world that seems to assume that straight or gay are the only two legitimate options. Call him a romantic, but he's not interested in hook ups and one night stands. He wants a relationship, with someone he can be his whole self with. And his true self is bi, and proud! Charlie is struggling with trust and control after an abusive relationship in high school shatters his self esteem. His therapist has suggested he needs to find a hobby that pushes at his limits of being in control. Charlie thinks Geoff probably meant joining a band, or maybe rock climbing, and not seducing fit guys, who are way out of his league, for one night stands. Same results though, so what's the harm? An aged up AU. Our two favourite boys are at the same Uni, but don't know each other yet. Until a chance encounter on a night out that ends up changing everything. TW for mentions of self harm, ED, past SA/NonCon - nothing too extreme I hope, but they're definitely mention as part of Charlie's story. It's mainly fluff?

“Not like I dislike getting up to date, but I think we should get you checked over by Shoko. Complications and all that.” Suguru squinted at Satoru. “Who’s Shoko?” Or: Gojo said that his soul could tell Kenjaku wasn't Getou, but Getou's soul always knew who Gojo was. Even when he forgot everyone else. (Updates every five(5) days)