shopping

A seduction through physical objects. It starts with a scarf loaned to Will on a cold day, but Hannibal, as usual, isn't satisfied with anything small.

“Oh,” the kid says, head turning to look back at the bathroom. “It’s fine. I’ve got it figured out.” Dick’s face pulls to a pinched expression, shaking his head slowly. “As much as I’d love to believe you, I can’t. That stuff can’t just be emptied down the drain.” The kid’s own face scrunches this time. “Why not?” Jason has a feeling this kid doesn’t remember quite as much of his experience in the pit as Jason did himself. With a sudden jolt, Jason realizes this kid might not know he’s dead. Great.

Jeon Jungkook has it all. The business, the money, the power. Anyone he meets falls to their knees for him, but it's not like he gives a shit. That is, until a certain silver haired boy crashes into his life. Maybe he doesn't have it all. . . yet. "Sweetheart you really need to quit dropping things," Jungkook says with a glint in his eye as he hands the pen back to the boy, loving the little blush that spreads across the other's face. "Um yeah. . . my name is Taehyung, I'll be your server this evening, what can I get for you?" Fuck.

Steve is very rich and desperate to feel in control of his life again after a recent divorce has left him feeling bitter and lonely. When he keeps crossing paths with a disaster twenty-something, an unconventional solution presents itself. Steve's always been one for following his instincts. Bucky is very broke and can't seem to catch a break, especially after some asshole fires him for one fucking mistake. So of course, it follows that he should sign a contract agreeing to do everything and anything that same asshole wants for a whole year in exchange for a payout that could finally change his life for the better. — AKA a fantasy BDSM romance featuring heavy mutual pining, feelings denial, and enough kink to blackout a bingo card. We know what we're about, son. We encourage everyone to read tags and notes. We want everyone to have a safe and happy reading experience! :)

Sequel to Karma Episodes of Jaune and the girls engaging in casual sex for mutual pleasure.

In which Steve actually knows rather a lot about sex, but almost nothing about the lengths his friends are willing to go for him. (Almost nothing but sex. Did I mention there’s sex? There's sort of a lot of sex in this story. Sorry about that.) // Most Recent: Thor/Jane and Darcy team up for the win! //// Up Next: Wanda, Viz, Natasha and Bruce... Oh the smutty plans I have. //// I take requests!// ++ Each chapter has a summary! ++ There's something like an ongoing plot, but each character arc stands alone, so you can pick and choose the characters you like, or read straight through, whatever floats your boat. If you're skipping around, read the interludes related to the chapters you do read, because plot. ~*~*~The kink is perhaps vanilla-plus; risqué perhaps, but nothing you shouldn't try at home. Everything is consensual, usually enthusiastically so, though sometimes they're figuring it out as they go, and it takes a little work. Lots of dirty talk, vaguely naughty moments of teasing and playfulness, lots of caught-up-in-the-moment-roughness. Everyone's out to make each other happy, but now and again there's a miscommunication, folks have issues, and feels.

Six times Buck got recognized by people he saved during the tsunami, and how his team realized he was a hero.

Shinji doesn't have a chance in hell of getting close to Asuka ... that is until he finds she's been keeping a diary with her most secret and perverted thoughts. Things snowball from there. CHAPTER 15 FINALLY DONE!

"So, uh," Wharton said, with a little nervous cough. "You're not so much his mathematician as you are his—mathematician."

Bucky has unthinkingly come down with a bad case of maternity. Steve is out of town and no one Bucky knows has any experience with children. To prepare for the one situation HYDRA taught him nothing about, he decides that seeking council with his peers is the best option. As he tries to get a foot up on this new life, it becomes apparent he is not the only one. For the heroes of New York, risking life and limb is easy; coming home to a spouse and family is hard. Set in an Alpha/Beta/Omega Universe.

5 times Buck was Christopher's mom and the one time he wasn't. OR My 5+1 excuse to make Buck a great dad.

Just collecting all the snippets from tumblr and the old LJ and giving them a home. Just FYI, I'm thinking about ending this collection at around ~140 chapters because this one's getting large and that seems like a nice even number? I'd probably start a new one, like, volume two, or something. *new as of 9/28/18* Steve/Bucky: blankets & warmth135- Chris/Sebastian: magician!Seb, adventurer!Chris, an enchanted coin, love confessions.134- Steve/Bucky: werewolf!Bucky, King!Steve, true love.133- Chris/Sebastian: “Um,” Chris said, “I heard a dragon had moved in,” and then wanted to cram his entire foot into his mouth.132- Steve/Bucky: post-Civil-War happy naptime fluff131- Chris/Sebastian: reading-program host Chris and children's book author Seb, and coffee130- Steve/Bucky: “That,” Steve says, midway between impressed and angry and not at all intimidated, thanks, “is not a puppy.” The puppy, which is the size of a small cottage and has three massive happy heads, says, “BOOF.”129- Chris/Sebastian: loosely inspired by the I'm Dying Up Here trailer128- Chris/Sebastian: yoga classes and a first meeting

Qui-Gon Jinn did not actually die on Naboo, but he still left a plenty of hurt, rash decisions and consequences in his wake, as well as a padawan unprepared for knighthood and adult relationships. Obi-Wan comes into his own without his master, but in a very different way.

Harry is Minister Riddle’s secret sugar baby. What confuses him is why the Minister hasn’t fucked him yet, despite buying him a whole host of clothes that, if the way Minister Riddle stares at him is anything to go by, make him look extremely fuckable. Gaunt stepped over the threshold authoritatively, demandingly, like he owned the place. “Might I ask what you are doing here, young man?” Young man? Was he serious? Gaunt could only be around forty, but he sounded positively geriatric. “Delinquenting,” Harry replied, gesturing expansively at the dummies. “Can’t you tell?” “‘Delinquenting’ isn’t a word,” Malfoy put in. Harry blinked at him innocently. “Sorry, I don’t speak sycophant.”

(23:41) Did you find your friend?(23:42) Yes, she’s making out with the DJ next to the loudspeakers.(23:42) At least now you know why she wasn’t responding.(23:43) Because I was texting the wrong number? In which Yaoyorozu and Todoroki go to different schools, but they meet through a text sent to the wrong person, and go from there.

A collection of drabbles from my now defunct Tumblr. Thank you for the love and support over the years. It was a great time.

'Cause you deserve it baby, you deserve it all...

A werewolf, a Death Eater and the Chosen One walked into a bar...

Step 1: Get kicked out of the house by your homophobic parents.Step 2: Run headfirst into your brooding, mysterious crush.Step 3: Sleep in his dad’s (see: your homeroom teacher) houseStep 4: Watch everything you thought you knew go to shit. This isn’t exactly the sweet, romantic plan that Kaminari Denki longed for. Will everything be ok, or will step 5 be to crash and burn? (going back and fixing some mistakes :) thanks to anyone who pointed some out)

Dazai Osamu keeps a wild, exotic young thing with him all the time. None of his subordinates say anything, because nobody dares to talk back to the boss of the Port Mafia. Nobody, that is, except for the young thing himself. “You’re just a dirty old geezer, aren’t you? Want me to call you Master?” “Chuuya is becoming a bit too cheeky, hmm? I wonder how I should punish you for your insolence.” (ch6 is up!: 5/4/18)

“Well, I have to warn you beforehand,” the white-haired man stammered as he nervously began to play with his fingers, “and I don't even really know how to explain this to you, because I have absolutely no explanation for... well... this - he was like this when I found him ...” Now Chuuya was a little worried, but before he really had the time to worry about what to do with this new, albeit vague, information, they stopped in front of one of the few tables in the bistro area.At first glance the Mafioso didn't notice anything unusual - a completely normal table with two plates, on one of them was a piece of melon pan, on the other he saw something that looked like anpan with a piece of strawberry cake. This combination made Chuuya raise an eyebrow a little, but he refrained from any commentary. For now. But what caught his eye made him pause. “You're kidding me, aren't you?”-When Dazai mysteriously gets turned into a child again, it's up to Chuuya to take care of him. Though, that's more difficult than he expected it to be.