book 7: harry potter and the deathly hallows

Inspired by a post on Tumblr, this is a AU story set during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, with one big, foul-mouthed difference. Instead of Horace Slughorn, the position of Potions professor will be taken on by...Gordon Ramsay.

A complete rewrite of Book Seven with a darker and more dangerous outlook on war. Mostly Hermione-centric. Mostly follows canon but provides a different look at how the relationships in HP could have formed had Hermione realized that she and Ron did not fit well together and that Harry, her best friend, was really what she was looking for the whole time. The story of what could have happened between Harry and Hermione in the Deathly Hallows after Ron leaves. Features added subplots, alt POVs, OC characters, and a gritty and realistic view of the war. HHR is the main pairing, but this fic is about more than just their relationship. It is a fully developed story about the war following Hermione and her allies through the fight. ‘So why are you still here?’ Harry asked Ron.‘Search me,’ said Ron.‘Go home then,’ said Harry.‘Yeah, maybe I will!’ shouted Ron, and he took several steps towards Harry, who did not back away. **This fic contains mature content, explicit language, and is dark in nature. PLEASE READ THE TAGS. If you are looking for nothing but fluff, you will not find it here.* COMPLETE

Hermione realizes Harry is a horcrux in the Forest of Dean. Harry decides to mock Voldemort about it, and somehow things get better for everyone from there.*******************A valentine's day story written for CloverWoodss who wanted a fic of Voldemort sending Harry a dick pic.

Instead of arriving in time to destroy the locket, Ron returns to the tent to find Harry and Hermione in a very compromising position. Hermione doesn't take it well. In a nutshell: Romance, anger, and a lot of sex.

"Please, Daddy fuck me. I need you so much!" Lucifer let go of her bum and slid his hand under her hip, going straight for her pussy. Her petals were silken with want, and he nodded, deciding that it was wet enough. "Get on your knees, pet. Suck me hard again." Hermione backed off his lap and knelt to receive his offering. Tickling and tapping him with her tongue, she worked it back to full strength. His hand sank into her hair, slowly dragging her mouth closer to his pelvis. "That's my good girl. Are you ready for that dip you've been begging for?" Hermione released his cock and looked up at him in a daze. "Did you say dip or dick?" ______________ Brief Description - A very degenerate piece of work only being written because the Author is horny and can't bother writing a proper plot without sex. Tags- Extremely OP MC, Invincible MC, Evil MC, Perverted Protagonist, Smart Protagonist, Anal, BDSM, R-18, Incest, Daddy kink, Slut shaming, Piss kink, Yandere Hermione.________ To Read 45+ Advanced Chapters, visit my Webnovel profile. Username - SmutDxddy Link is mentioned in the bio at Webnovel.