the emerald entrails (the owl house)

AU. What happens when a baker and a graphic designer meet via a very specific Craigslist post? Fate, friendship, food, and maybe more.

With riches, success, and a beautiful family, Yannis is living the American Dream. Just when he thinks things can't get any better, his wife suggests things involving their 15-year-old daughter that inflame Yannis's competitive spirit and outsized libido.

The anthology about a naive, well-endowed family who decides to become nudists in their home. It leads to all manner of seemingly impossible scenarios and mishaps. There will be a huge focus on gay incest, accidental penetrations, and ridiculous sexual situations. The characters remain the same, but they mostly don’t retain anything from other chapters. Certain stories from this anthology will be added separately to a few story series. This will keep them easier to organize but still include characters from this story. This anthology will remain the main place that I will upload Clumsy Clarks chapters. Also, none of this is real. It’s not meant to be taken seriously, whatsoever. Don’t have sex with minors or relatives! Hope you enjoy!

During Harry's final year at Hogwarts Headmistress McGonagall puts a community board connected to all the common rooms. In an effort to eliminate house rivalries it was meant to connect students from different houses. Instead girls who are broke from the war are using it as a way to sell themselves. Harry was just looking for a friend but comes out with a new hobby.

As a grease monkey turned college freshman, Dean's constantly three seconds away from being stressed out of his mind. It hardly helps that he's finally figuring out his sexuality in his thirties. What might help with that stress is a little phone number (and a big credit card bill). If he can't figure out how to be bisexual in person, he can at least give it a go over the phone, right? (It's probably a bad idea, but he really can't help himself.)

It has become common knowledge that Hermione Granger cannot have an orgasm. Many have tried, none have succeeded. Can Draco Malfoy offer his assistance? // 8th Year AU

After an experiment fosters incest between a father and son, Shibboleth Labs sign up a troubled father and daughter in desperate need of cash for a second study.

jimin already has enough on his plate, juggling a pregnancy and his teaching job, without his hot Alpha neighbor thrown into the mix.

A collection of Obey Me! smut, featuring different Reader pairings! Chapter 14: Solomon needs help obtaining some "nectar" for a spell he wants to try, and asks you for your assistance. Unbeknownst to you, the so-called nectar he needs isn't from a flower at all.

You notice Lady Dimitrescu hunched over her desk in pain and, for reasons you don't fully understand yet, want to take care of her.

After the Battle of Endor, Luke Skywalker continues his search for Jedi lore that could help him rebuild the order. But when his quest leads him and Leia to a Force-strong planet in the Unknown Regions that have been deliberately purged from public databases, but unable to find out why, they will get a lot more than they bargained for!

This is a strange but heartwarming love story of Harry Potter and Lily Evans Potter. After the death of James Potter, a paranoid Lily isolated herself and Harry from the world, not trusting anyone but herself to keep her son safe. How will this strange family fare against the dangers of Hogwarts. Keep an open mind while reading this. Harry is 13 when the fun begins. Incest! (Completed)

After burning his hands, Sherlock's unable to release his 'tension' in the usual manner. Who should he turn to? His totally, completely straight friend and flatmate who's totally not into Sherlock or his boy parts at all. Definitely. Just a bit of fun that's PWP with a hint of plot, all the way through.

“Um, my name is Stiles. Are you Derek Hale?” “Yes,” and now he just sounded ticked off. “Why are you calling?” “I, uh, saw your website,” Stiles said, gesturing toward the laptop even though he didn’t know why. “You know, about the sex thing. And you’re a Dom and stuff… and I would like you to dominate me, please.” This fic is incomplete and will never be updated. Read at your own caution.

“Yeah,” Yoongi goes on. “So I’m suggesting—” Namjoon suddenly catches on, tries to stop Yoongi in his tracks, even though he knows that would be impossible. If Yoongi had his mind set on something, there was no changing it. “No, no, you’re not suggesting—” “—that we have sex with each other instead,” Yoongi finishes. Although he’s a bit pink in the face, he flashes Namjoon a smirk. Little shit is reveling in the fact that Namjoon couldn’t stop him from saying it. Everyone goes quiet for what feels like a full minute. Then Taehyung lets out a loud laugh. Jimin soon joins in, leaning all over Taehyung, almost falling out of his chair. When all Yoongi does is stare at them with a straight face, Taehyung stops laughing and says, “Oh wait. You’re serious?” “Uh, yeah, I’m serious,” Yoongi says, as if it’s obvious.

i know i'm late to the party but hey here's my kinktober enjoy the porn yall

Victor falls in love with Yuuri every single time they touch each other. Yuuri loves him from the beginning. Chinese Version

This is where all my 'Question' based asks go.

This is a multi-ship chaptered collection where I will be posting all the short fics I write for my list of Kinktober/Kinkvember prompts! Each chapter will be a separate oneshot, will be labeled, and I'll update the tags as I go. [NOW COMPLETE!] Chapter 32: ot7 + "orgy"What he can do, though, is plan something to bring them together as a group, sort of like the trip he planned a couple years ago that was just the kind of healing they all desperately needed at the time.

Sequel to Karma Episodes of Jaune and the girls engaging in casual sex for mutual pleasure.

“You have never once been careful in your entire life.” Bucky huffs out a laugh. He looks away. “Maybe I’m offended you didn’t think to ask me.” He says it like a joke, but he can’t bring himself to laugh again. “Bucky,” Steve says, scandalized. “You’re my friend. I’m not gonna use you to experiment sexually.”