Even Evil Queens Get the Sniffles

“Look,” Bucky said, “I guess you have to know about all this—you can’t not. That’s not so bad. But I like Sam, and he doesn’t have to know. Let me keep having a friend who thinks I’m normal.”

7 one-shots from 2013 for the A to Z challenge at the LJ Community 1_Million_Words. Ch. 7: Chekov's Christmas Chekov is in high spirits - Christmas, more Christmas, oh - and did he mention Christmas?! His festive spirit gets him in trouble, though. It leads to a disaster on an off-ship exploration mission, but good things come from bad things - like maybe showing your Captain what Christmas really means? Pst, it means family :D

Male omegas are rare and heavily desired, which makes them targets for human trafficking and the sex slave trade. Bruce has been hiding that he's an omega since he first discovered it. But he needs a supply of suppressants, and that means one person knows, and that means that Bruce is found out, and taken.

“It is all very logical, Clarke,” Lexa continues, undeterred by the blonde’s obvious scepticism. “We are not friends and we are not attracted to each other, which means there are no dangerous feelings, and we cannot ruin a friendship that does not exist. Not to mention, we have no chemistry at all, so the risk of catching such feelings is minimal.” When they decide to be fuck buddies, Clarke and Lexa are sure their arrangement has everything to be perfect. Little do they know that they will fall in love along the way.

Geno found out he was pregnant two months into the season.

Robb says an intimate farewell to Theon. Catelyn has unfortunate timing. ~ Robb nodded, burying his nose in Theon’s soft brown hair. “I’m really going to miss you. It’s too lonely being king already.” “Keep the bed warm for me.” Theon pulled back, flashing Robb his wicked grin. “It’ll be all I can do to restrain myself until we’re alone.” ~

Tara flew to his shoulder and gazed down with him, taking in the scene.“Do you see it?” he whispered. “What…”“I see it.” She rubbed her cheek against his, her tail curling around his hunched shoulders.“What does it mean?”“It means hope, Gale. It means something real.” --- Gale is a divination wizard, but a mere shadow of his former glory. Aoife is an Oath of the Ancients paladin, haunted by the grief of her past. After a fateful meeting a year ago Aoife's path crosses the Wizard of Waterdeep's once more. But as they are drawn together Gale's misfortune with the orb and Aoife's long-held sorrow aren't the only dark shadows cast upon them by the past. And soon their fates become as entangled as the threads of the Weave. This is a retelling of the main game narrative along with a *lot* of new plot. Now revised and extended!

When an undercover mission puts Tony's life in danger, Tim can think of only one way out. WARNING: Potential dub-con trigger. Please consider using a pre-reader if you are concerned.

The boy always wondered what became of the four turtles he lost to the sewers.

The more time passes, the more Blaine is sure he wants to spend all his life with Kurt. (or the one about apartment hunting and meeting Burt for the first time)

Compilation of oneshot extra stories and prompts for Paper Flowers for the God of Gods, a FlowerGod!XieLian AU. Latest story: Extra 4: SincerityPrompt: Ghost City POV, Yin Yu POV Hua Cheng created Ghost City to be the antithesis of Heaven.And if Heaven stood for selfishness, pride, arrogance, and reputation above all else,Then Ghost City stood for sincerity. Or: I tried writing a haha funny Ghost City POV and it somehow turned into a HC character analysis with Yin Yu loving hours my brain hurts send help

Sometimes it's a good thing that Arthur doesn't pay as much attention as he should. Wherein Merlin tries to hide an injury.

"You can’t hurt people if you don’t let yourself get close to them. It’s also easier to run." Those are the words high school senior Castiel Novak has believed in for the past few years and he’s content with living that way until Dean Winchester moves to his sleepy Minnesota town with his damn leather jacket and his appreciation for art. Despite trying to push Dean away a complex friendship forms between the two and Castiel soon learns that no matter what Dean isn’t going to let him run. A Deancas Big Bang 2013 Entry

Alastor was an ace of spades who had no fleshly desires at all — or so he thought. Then Lucifer Morningstar came along, and he felt things he’d never felt before. Lust. Fear. Desire. He felt threatened, and what better way to deal with a threat than to take control of that which was threatening, by any means necessary? Lucifer just wanted to be a good father to his daughter, Charlie. He never expected to be drugged to the point of weakness by one of her so-called “friends” and he certainly didn’t expect to become a victim of something as horrible and cruel as rape. What makes it worse is that the rape forces him to remember that his body is hermaphroditic in the worst way possible. Charlie just wants to reconnect with her father. But suddenly, he seems so small, so scared. Like a porcelain doll that will break if she so much as looks at him the wrong way. She doesn’t know what’s wrong — but she knows something IS wrong, and she wants, so badly, to help him. But how can she help him when he refuses to speak about it? And why is Alastor so much more coy and buddy-buddy than usual, too? Somehow, she thinks it’s connected to her father’s sudden meek temperament, and she doesn’t like it one bit.

Lena and Maggie were kicked out by their parents, so they live at Leslie's place. Their senior year at National High has finally arrived and Lena's taken aback when a walking sunshine approaches her with the request to be friends, which she assumes is a joke. Kara is a junior at National High who just wants to fit in and make at least one friend. Of course she walks up to the first girl she sees with a bright smile on her face, hoping to make a friendly impression. Adapting to earth is still a struggle for her.

“Oh no no.” The laugh following those words tore a shivering path down his spine as a thin finger tilted his chin up to meet the angel’s eyes. “If you think you deserve a show, you’re going to get a show.” Those words, dripping with sin, made Alastor’s heart ache. ~|~ This is entirely my friend’s fault, and you all have to deal with it. AU where Lucifer pole-dances at night, Alastor has insomnia and they’re both fools who don’t know how to deal with the fact that they’re in love. Enjoy the emotionally-constipated old men who don’t know how to express their feelings and resort to pulling pigtails like little kids.

Buck, her brother, the kid she raised, is gone. The kid who helped her through her lowest and brought her up, and cheered her on even through her highest. The kid she never thought she could lose. The kid she can’t believe is gone. How could she? It’s her brother, and she wasn’t even there through his lowest. Or: Post lawsuit, Buck gets into a car accident and dies. Eddie feels a certain way, Maddie doesn’t know how to take it, Athena and Bobby comfort each other, Chris lost another parent.

Charles is on a bad date. Erik is the good guy. Rescuing ensues. Pretty simple one-shot with all your favorite Cherik tropes.

The archangel Gabriel had never chosen a Bearer for his sword. Until now. The edited and very extended version of Choosing You.

Frank slips down the steps to the basement, ending up with a dark bruise on his hip.

Neither of the Winchesters are fans of the medical profession, but they may be swayed after each visit with a very attractive doctor of their own. Embarrassing Erections ahead! Sam gets a prostate Exam and Dean gets a spinal adjustment.

Manfredi Sinatra gave a young, orphaned Olivia Benson a home, and when he dies, he leaves his criminal empire in her hands. Detective Elliot Stabler's job is to dismantle the Sinatra crime family and put Olivia behind bars. Over the course of 25 years, he pursues her, runs from her, and fights his feelings for her.

Severus Snape enchanted his potions notebook to ensnare his soul mate, over twenty years later it worked, but not the person he expected.

After months of living in the hotel, you’d come to know and be friends with everyone. You notice that Alastor was acting a bit strange today. Turns out, it’s time for his antlers to shed velvet. In an attempt to become friends with him, you offer to help.

A Heresy Epilogue/Mini. Based on a late-pregnancy comfort theme request.

"Cece, honey," Carlos' hand was poised in the air, two or three inches from the solid oak of their bathroom door. He wanted to knock, to try the doorknob and see if it was locked... to do something. He settled on, "Are you alright? I thought I heard crying -," Cecil cut him off with a loud sniffle, "It hurts, Carlos." "Cecil?" Another whimper. "I'm coming in, okay? Just hold on and -,"

Hulk gets a pet, courtesy of the team.

Derek Hale has absolutely no idea how to tell Stiles Stilinski that he is his mate. So he has him research it, because if Stiles has all the information he's bound to figure it out sometime. Right?