hulk

When Thor fell, everything trembled.

“How long until earthfall J?” Toni asks, hands steady on the wheel and mind whirling. “If the current rate of propulsion is kept, less than an hour,” JARVIS tells her promptly. “The vessel is large, fast, and does not seem to be attempting to maintain any level of true stealth. Radio contact will be possible in five to ten minutes, Miss.” Toni, having been enjoying a leisurely drive down the scenic route back to the Compound, is just under an hour away even if she speeds significantly. That’s unacceptable. “I’ll be there in six,” Toni tells him even as she pushes the seat back a bit from the dash. “Scramble the Legion, get Rhodey and Vision on alert, and send a ping to Panthro. Don’t tell them to assemble just … to be ready to if we have to.” “Of course, Miss,” JARVIS answers promptly. Even without her hands on the wheel the car doesn’t so much as sway off course. JARVIS has, as always, anticipated her every need.

What it says on the tin. Going through an angsty Spider-Man phase. I regret nothing.

Peter and Wade team up so often, in fact, that they’ve ended up belly-to-belly in broom closets, wedged together like puzzle pieces in wooden crates during hideouts, and in various close-up positions that require a significant amount of trust for Peter to be comfortable with. But it took a while. This was originally going to be a 5+1 fic, but I'm having too much fun to restrict it to a certain format.

[***My Two Front Teef returns, Holiday Season 2023!!!*** This story resumes for the holidays each year. It is written as an ongoing, annual, holiday adventure.] “There was an accident.” “What?! What kind of accident?” Steve demanded. “Is everyone okay?” Two adorable brunette children walked into frame on the long distance video call. Two very small children with very familiar faces. “Hi, Thteebie!” The little boy waved and smiled, showing off the gap where his two front teeth should have been. Steve knew that face, maybe better than his own. “Bucky?”

Darcy was seven the first time she fell in love. The second time it happens, she's twenty-five, hung over as all get out, and has a real chance of getting shot, which is actually more alarming than the giant green guy who's holding her hostage.

Steve is looming over him, using the shield to crush into his chest, into the arc reactor, into him. Tony coughs up blood, the syrupy thick texture of it making him gag behind the suit. His vision is beginning to black out at the edges, and he curls his body protectively over his stomach, already knowing it's too late.

[[Post-Avengers. Loki's plan had gone perfectly, now he needs only to see it to it's natural conclusion.]] No Asgardian cell can hold him. Loki's magic is bound, but his mind is not -- and the Aesir were always fools, to think that Loki's mind was anything other than his most dangerous asset.

Steve starts up a tradition of celebrating Thursdays but doesn't realize what he's got himself in for.

A mission in Russia introduces the Avengers to the Winter Soldier. Steve wants Bucky back and will stop at nothing to make that happen. Everyone else helps however they can.

Spider-Man may be a hero, but he is still Peter Parker. He'll act how a recently orphaned 15-year-old is to be expected to: recklessly. In which Spider-Man is a reckless idiot, and the Avengers are worried.

After they learn Loki survived the fall from the Bifrost, Odin and Thor learn a great deal about Jotuns that they weren't aware of before, and they come to believe that a lot of Loki's madness stems from the suppression of Loki's Jotun nature and sexuality. Thor was sent to Earth to help Loki. That's what he's going to do, whether Loki likes it or not. The newly formed Avengers are roped into helping out, and team bonding happens an entirely different way.

“If he throws one more of those I’m going to have to have lunch with the mayor. I can’t express how much I’d rather be fighting the Doombots.”

The one where Tony Stark gets himself kidnapped and becomes Hydra's механик. or The one where HYDRA try and control Tony's mind but really they should know better.

This is set in a Soulmate AU. Soulmates have limited telepathic connection, that has the ability to get stronger once they know each other. Before they meet they can usually only hear/feel their soulmates extreme emotions and only in quiet conditions like before they go to bed or in their dreams. Once soulmates meet they have the potential to heal one another along with other miscellaneous powers. Soulmates can’t physically harm one another and when they touch for the first time the skin to skin contact glows. Not everyone has a soulmate tether. You are a new resident in Avengers Tower with the ability to spark and manipulate fire. You meet your soulmate Peter Parker. It’s not love at first sight for you, but Tony Stark urges you to work on your relationship and physical intimacy because soulmates are stronger when they are in sync and weaker when they aren’t.

Being a hero with no superpowers kind of sucks. Clint Barton feels out of place in the Avenger Tower; Hawkeye feels out of place in his Brooklyn apartment. It's not hell though. He's got friends on both sides of his life, and he never gets bored. Still – there's this deep loneliness inside him that nothing can seem to cure. After the whole Loki business, both sides of Clint feel a little out of step, and he tries to avoid aliens and giant monsters and world crisis in a whole. Problem is, he's not the only one to exist on several scales. And who better than Bruce Banner to teach someone about dual nature. NOW IN PODCAST FORMAT THANKS TO THE AMAZING BOOK-ISH-LY!

Stark flipped his face plate up and studied the scene. "I think she just gave Hulk his first sexual experience." Thor comes to rescue Jane and Darcy with the Avengers in tow. Hulk makes an appearance, and is impressed by a taser-happy intern. Almost 500 reviews on FF.net. Thank you!

Across the street from SHIELD headquarters, there's a small, easily overlooked bakery that's been quietly chugging along for over three quarters of a century. Or, the one where Darcy takes over her grandmother's bakery instead of becoming Jane's research assistant.

When Tony mysteriously no longer understands English, Clint gets weirdly intense and Steve can't help but wonder if being team leader always feels like herding recalcitrant cats.

"Doom had sent him back in time with that laser – he had to have; it was the only reasonable explanation for Rhodey looking so young, and the fact it was now New Years Eve."

“Why are you not freaking out and telling me that we have to divorce now because the Other Guy will squash me or that stupid General asshole is going to kidnap me or something?" Bruce and Darcy are settling into married life, but Darcy's words end up being far more prophetic than either of them could have imagined.