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hazbin hotel (web series) hazbin hotel (cartoon) alastor (hazbin hotel) reader charlie magne | morningstar sir pentious (hazbin hotel) angel dust (hazbin hotel) husk (hazbin hotel) niffty (hazbin hotel) vaggie (hazbin hotel) rosie (hazbin hotel) valentino (Hazbin Hotel) mimzy (hazbin hotel) alastor (hazbin hotel)/reader alastor (hazbin hotel)/you alastor (hazbin hotel)/original female character(s) cannibalism bad puns reader-insert alastor is in hell for a reason (hazbin hotel) touch-averse alastor (hazbin hotel) no beta alastor is bad at feelings (hazbin hotel) alastor is on the asexuality spectrum (hazbin hotel) slow burn non-consensual cannibalism alastor is creepy (hazbin hotel) alternate universe - canon divergence no use of y/n dead dove: do not eat dead deer but he really wants you to eat manipulation obsessive behavior possessive behavior dad jokes soft alastor (hazbin hotel) biting hard Alastor (Hazbin Hotel) blood drinking soul deals demisexual alastor (hazbin hotel) fluff and angst hurt/comfort Angst idiots in love but emphasis on the idiots emotional hurt it gets worse before it gets better smut in later chapters like i really meant it when i said this was a slow burn

After months of living in the hotel, you’d come to know and be friends with everyone. You notice that Alastor was acting a bit strange today. Turns out, it’s time for his antlers to shed velvet. In an attempt to become friends with him, you offer to help.

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Waking Up In Vegas

bridgerton (tv) bridgerton series - julia quinn colin bridgerton penelope featherington eloise bridgerton daphne bridgerton benedict bridgerton anthony bridgerton portia featherington colin bridgerton/penelope featherington colin bridgerton & penelope featherington alternate universe - modern setting las vegas wedding accidental marriage excessive drinking gambling chaotic colin bridgerton chaotic penelope featherington bridgertons being bridgertons colin "my wife" bridgerton lots of colin and pen trying to figure things out and trying to undo what they've done even though they're not sure they want to some angsty undertones at times mutual pining chapter count subject to change rating also subject to change no beta slow burn if you count by word count/chapter count and not timeline explicit sexual content smut if you will colin loves pens boobs in every universe blow jobs vaginal fingering all the fun stuff lots of cute fluffy shit

'Eloise, tell me. Please,' she begged. She needed to know, what could possibly have her friend so worried about her, and Colin looking like he was about to pass out. What happened? Eloise sighed. 'You really don't remember marrying Colin last night?' 'Excuse me, what?' ———— The fic where they get drunk and marry in Vegas.

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if i had a nickel for every kryptonian i’ve pierced, i’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but i’ll probably have at least five sooner or later

batman - all media types dcu (comics) young justice (comics) tim drake Lois Lane clark kent kon-el | Conner Kent jonathan kent tim drake/kon-el | conner kent clark kent/lois lane is that the right tag for jon? I don't know - freeform this is either crack or - freeform crack treated seriously bamf tim drake kind of might be more of a hypercompetent in random skills for no reason tim drake aka i’m projecting onto tim drake what else is new how do i tag chronic oversharer kon-el kind of vague discussions of sex and the implications of superman’s powers bamf lois lane except its just vibes tell me if i need to add more tags non-graphic piercing ma and pa kent are mentioned but don’t really have speaking parts no beta background damijon

Lois Lane knows her husband wants his ears pierced. This poses some challenges given that her husband is Superman. Then she realizes, her sort-of stepson (brother-in-law? Unclear) has all kinds of piercings, and who does he know well enough to let near him with a kryptonite needle? Tim Drake, that’s who.

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jörmungandr

harry potter - j. k. rowling multi-fandom highschool dxd (anime) marvel cinematic universe naruto (anime & manga) original male character(s) salazar slytherin rowena ravenclaw Godric Gryffindor helga hufflepuff helena ravenclaw | the grey lady nicolas flamel (harry potter) perenelle flamel (harry potter) basilisk (harry potter) vlad tepes (dracula untold) mina murray (dracula untold) abraham van helsing ophis (highschool dxd) gabriel (highschool dxd) god of the bible (highschool dxd) Tony Stark steve rogers bruce banner clint barton natasha romanov (marvel) thor (marvel) uzumaki kushina namikaze minato sarutobi hiruzen Ootsutsuki Kaguya Uchiha Mikoto tba - relationship rowena ravenclaw/salazar slytherin godric gryffindor/helga hufflepuff nicolas flamel/perenelle flamel (harry potter) if into a basilisk the mc is a basilisk but it’s not what you think sort of a fix it i wrote this instead of sleeping wip no beta we die like men jump chain multi-crossover additional tag to be added mc is obscenely overpowered its not that deep don’t think about it too hard borderline crack typos? what typos? let’s be honest… this is a power fantasy wish fulfilment circle jerk

I knew trying to do a ritual I found online was a terrible fucking idea. I mean what fucking idiot looks at a shady website with hentai ads popping up every thirty seconds and goes; “I bet the spells and rituals on this website are totally legit and will definitely work as advertised.” That idiot was me… Status: Ongoing **All recognisable characters belong to their respective owners, I’m merely a simple fan fiction writer hoping to entertain some people through my work.

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A Taste Of Deadly Love

dead plate (racheldrawsthis video game) vincent "vince" charbonneau rody lamoree vincent "vince" charbonneau/rody lamoree smut cannibalism murder anal sex anal fingering office sex sex semi-public sex they're in the office hot sex quick sex light angst no beta like always theres some story slight stalking bottom rody lamoree top vincent charbonneau

Uhm. Rody finds a dead Manon. He wonders why he doesn't care though. Maybe he moved on. Or simply, he just doesn't care. He wants to care. But... he doesn't. And... A hot chef likes him? The same hot chef who murdered manon? Ooh~ kinky. ;) At least to Rody.Yeah. Let's have sex with the murderous, cannibal chef. Also. ABCs with TomTord is postponed/paused for now.

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