tooth-rotting fluff

If there's one thing that Draco Malfoy yearns for, it's seeing Harry Potter in pain. How that happens, he doesn't care. When Potter's name is pulled out of the Goblet of Fire, Draco sees it as the perfect opportunity to fulfill his greatest desire. Except Saint Potter has luck swimming in his veins. He needs to be distracted... And the best way to do that is to make him fall in love. THIS IS THE REWRITTEN VERSION AND THE PREFERRED VERSION FOR YOU TO READ.

Louis is a soft omega with an abusive past and an alpha childA few months after getting a divorce, Louis meets Harry, an ex-military alpha wolf that offers him something -odd. In exchange for teaching him how to cook, Harry will babysit his son, AbrahamLouis really could use the help.

“Suck it”Jeongguk stared at the man before him. “What?”“Suck the gun”“I can’t-““Suck the gun or your brain will be sucking the bullet” Jeongguk gets kidnapped by the biggest mafia in the country. If he wants to survive, he might as well do whatever he's told, whether he likes it or not.

Midoriya is completely happy with his life. Nope, not one single regret in his twenty-seven years. He especially doesn't regret running into his old childhood friend/bully after almost ten years, nor does he regret spilling coffee all over his very expensive looking suit. How nice it will be to die with no regrets.~~~~AKA the sugar daddy AU I meant to be a one shot, that turned into a full fledged story.

After the battle and the first ever failed Extermination, Vaggie begins going through... changes. She's not sure what is happening to her, so she turns to Lucifer for answers.

After finding out the extermination would be 6 months early Charlie felt she deserved an evening for feeling sorry for herself and a few bottles of wine. She told herself it was a form of self care. A mini holiday. But she didnt expect to meet Alastor making beignets in the kitchen. She also didn't realise he had a fluffy tail.

A collection of Stray Kids crying, hurt, or sick based off of videos of the kids or interviews in which they mentioned specific instances. I take requests though and will come up with a few events of my own.

Would he have been okay with Lucifer staying? Did he want him to stay? Did he want Lucifer to climb back into his bed and kiss him again in a way that was entirely, undeniably and unapologetically sexual? …Maybe. ~|~ I finally finished it! 6500 fuckin words of disgustingly fluffy (and yet also kinky) porn about two tired dads figuring their shit out together. MIND THE TAGS, y’all. Al’s a damn cannibal, don’t be fuckin surprised that I added blood play. <3 ~kisses ALSO a special thanks the lovely @Ntrashdemon on X for letting me scream at them about this fic while I was writing it <3

You killed one man, and it ended up with you in Hell. Not only that, but your demon form is that of a vampire bat. I suppose another one BITES the dust, eh?

Dazai and Chuuya have been secretly married since 18. Now, in honor of the truce between their organizations, they make a big show out of messing with their colleagues while subtly, or not-so-subtly, revealing their relationship. Also: They're disgustingly in love. Or:3 times Soukoku had the time of their lives messing with their co-workers and the one time they finally told them they were married.

Lee Felix’s life is finally looking up for once. He’s moved to Seoul and in with his three best friends to chase a Motocross racing career, and he’s met a promising group of people to pursue that dream with. But things quickly go downhill for him the second the helmet comes off Hwang Hyunjin’s stupidly pretty face.

“If y’all don’t contact the CIA right fucking now, I swear to God, Shaan, I will do it myself. My mom is the President. I’m the First Son. I won’t hesitate to use my position. I don’t fucking care if it causes a conflict between us and the Queen. The love of my life is missing, and nothing, and I mean nothing, in this world is more important than him,” Alex vows. or,Alex storms the Kensington Palace for the second time after Henry tells him to leave, and Henry is missing.

Shortly after Barry is struck by lightning, Iris discovers that not only does he have a secret boyfriend, but that boyfriend is Leonard Snart, a notorious thief. She learns to trust him, however, as they both begin looking into Dr. Wells for Barry's sake. Over the nine months that Barry's asleep, their team grows and they discover more frightening details about the man who was currently keeping Barry alive. Together, they have to figure out the whole truth and make a plan to keep Barry safe before Dr. Wells catches onto them, or there will be no stopping him...

“Yeah, that’s me. Twenty-eight years old, but still me.” “Huh. You’re… alive.” “Did you think I wouldn’t make it?” An embarrassed shrug. “Kinda.” Fair. Dazai smiles melancholically. If not for Mio, perhaps he never would have made it indeed. Wanting to die and ending up nurturing life is a strange plot-twist, to say the least. From messy lovers in their early twenties to strangers, Dazai and Chuuya meet again at twenty-eight. Or: Dazai is a dad — his daughter is his second chance at life, and perhaps he'll be so lucky to have a second chance at love too. Arts made for the fic here and here

“Oh no no.” The laugh following those words tore a shivering path down his spine as a thin finger tilted his chin up to meet the angel’s eyes. “If you think you deserve a show, you’re going to get a show.” Those words, dripping with sin, made Alastor’s heart ache. ~|~ This is entirely my friend’s fault, and you all have to deal with it. AU where Lucifer pole-dances at night, Alastor has insomnia and they’re both fools who don’t know how to deal with the fact that they’re in love. Enjoy the emotionally-constipated old men who don’t know how to express their feelings and resort to pulling pigtails like little kids.

When Henry Fox met Alexander Claremont-Diaz his life changed forever. When Henry Fox fell in love with Alexander Claremont-Diaz he realised for the first time in his life that home wasn’t a place, but a person. It is not despite this but because of this that Henry bought the brownstone, knowing that one day it would be their home. Although Alexander Claremont-Diaz is his home, there is nothing he wants more in the world than to build a home, and a family together with him—to alternate from two homes side by side and become one. Or The one where Alex and Henry get married and raise a baby girl together.

Bella Swan is ready to die after Edward leaves her behind in Forks. Instead, she finds herself adopted into the Quiluete Wolf Pack. The fact that her best friend and new boyfriends turn into giant wolves is a bonus when Victoria returns to take her revenge. Paul/Bella/Jared

Jeongguk spent months preparing to adopt a doberman hybrid, so when a mutt hybrid is dropped off at his house instead, he has to learn how to care for something a gentle and delicate as the puppy.

When you love someone, and your skin brushes against theirs, colours bloom on their hands. Damian's hands are utterly, completely, blank. And that breaks Dick's heart. (Can be read as a standalone)

Tenma Tsukasa ★ ✔️ @tenmatsukasa • 9hRui??? what do you mean we drifted off??? we just called for around 3 hours yesterday?? :( Rui clips @ruiclips • 1htimestamp: 16:59 18.5K Retweets 11.4K Quote Tweets 79K Likes — Kusanagi Nene ✔️ @wxsdiva: What happened now…? Alternatively; Future RuiKasa twt au wherein Actor Tenma Tsukasa and Director Kamishiro Rui reveal their close relationship with each other as "Best friends". Except everyone but them notices the obvious romantic tension between them that's been simmering for 7 years, and slowburn mutual pining ensues. includes but is not limited to: Many "platonic" kisses, a great amount of denial, and "we're just bestfriends" (courtesy of tsukasa's deflection)

Steve wasn’t an idiot. He knows there’s only so much a black t-shirt can do to help him blend in at one of Eddie’s shows. He wishes that his old and clearly well worn Corroded Coffin shirt could be enough to prove he belongs. Wishes it was like a little neon sign pointing to him that says, ‘Hey, I very much deserve to be here. In fact, I’ve actually been here a lot longer than any of you have.’But no it doesn’t work that way. - - - Or, Steve gets tired of being judged by Eddie’s fans, and King Steve puts them in their place.

Eddie reaches out, grabbing Steve's jaw to turn him. He squints, concentrating on swiping the smudge off Steve’s face. Steve sways closer, then. So close, in fact, that his eyes flutter shut, breath shuddering over Eddie's lips before— kissing him. Steve is kissing him. Eddie gasps, hand dropping from Steve's face. Steve wrenches back. “Um.” Steve's eyes are wide, mouth parted. “Did you—?” “Did I–?” Eddie asks, bewildered. “Was that—“ Steve opens and closes his mouth. finally settles on blinking very fast. “I totally just kissed you.”

All the nobles are to do The Ritual when they come of age to ensure the prosperity of the Continent. Perhaps once upon a time, there were no monsters but now with no one to equal them and kill them, they are so numerous that going outside and traveling has become a very dangerous pastime. Tonight, it’s Jaskier’s turn and he has been set to fail.Thankfully, Fate has something different planned for him and so instead he set things right. [tags will be updated as we go as not to spoil the whole thing, if anything of significance should happen, I will warn in the corresponding chapter]

"You sold your fucking soul for candy?!" Vox snapped. Of all the idiotic shit he'd heard during his many decades down here, that definitely topped the list. "Yeah, you want some?" You offered sweetly, shaking the container of jelly beans invitingly. He stared at you in utter bewilderment and wondered how the hell had his life gotten so out of control that he was stuck hiding from angels on extermination day in a shitty freezer with a bona fide bimbo?

Satoru and Yuuji have lived together for some time now, hiding from the world that the boy is still alive. They train, Satoru works, Yuuji does chores and cooks... Hm. Let's make it more interesting, shall we? Satoru remembered that Yuuji likes to gamble and... He came up with a great punishment for losing the bet! Or: How Yuuji became Gojou Satoru’s wife for one entire day, and how it came back to bite the man.

At first, Wilson thought it was a joke. A prank. A Canterbury Tales style test. No way in the seven layers of hell is House actually this affectionate in a relationship. Wilson has seen him in relationships—which, okay, was notably just with Stacy back in the day—but he’s sure that House didn’t do this with her, doesn’t do this with his endless stream of sex workers. He has to accept the strange reality he's discovered: Gregory House is physically affectionate in his relationships.

Alastor hasn't sung in years. He had stopped doing exclusive songs on his podcast since before he went missing. There's no intention of ever doing it again, until one stormy day, alone in his tower, Alastor gets a request he cannot deny. What was everyone's reactions to his singing echoing throughout hell? TLDR: Alastor sings "We'll Meet Again" by Vera Lynn 1939 during his broadcasts. This is what denizens across hell made of it. Inspired by that one cover of Alastor singing the song, and I needed to make something before I had a strokehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8Of7Tqhm7ADIALOGUE FROM VIDEO IS SLIGHTLY ALTERED !! Very self-indulgent, definitely OOC, brace yourselves and get ready for some teeth rotting

Once the lecture was over, Xie Lian stood up abruptly, a sudden urge to talk to the youth blossoming inside him. He descended the stairs quickly, mindful not to bump into anyone, and waited near the door for the youth to appear. When Xie Lian noticed the youth's face among the others, his heart quickened once again. He opened his mouth to speak, but no sounds emerged, a sudden and strange feeling filling his body, warmth spreading over his cheeks as he gazed at the youth's face from such a close distance. Xie Lian found himself unable to utter a word, mesmerized by the youth's beauty. All the courage Xie Lian had gathered within dispersed in that moment. His hands reached for his heart, clutching the soft fabric of his white pullover, his eyes following the youth as he left the lecture hall, never once glancing in Xie Lian’s direction. What was this unfamiliar feeling stirring inside Xie Lian? -Or: Modern College AU with Xie Lian and Hua Cheng as students. Or v2: Xie Lian's clumsiness leads to many opportunities to cross paths with the man who stole his heart.

Angel felt himself float, infatuated with the hope that Husk felt something, anything for him, and would continue to grant him this comfort. Angel just wanted it to last. And it did. Husk let him drape his arm around his shoulder and pull him into a flirty side hug. And outside on the streets or relaxing in the front lobby, Angel found that Husk’s wings began to fall over him impulsively, keeping him close and keeping the cruelness of hell away from the both of them. It was more often than most Husk and Angel would be the last to go to sleep, mostly because Angel got back so late–yet Husk was always waiting for him when he got home. On those nights where Angel was too tired to walk up the stairs just yet, Husk would sit him down at the couches and hand him a cold glass of whiskey. They’d talk until Angel’s voice was low and tired, and real. Or; Angel and Husk's love language is touch. They seriously can't keep their hands to themselves and this begins to cross some boundaries, begging the question: what were they? Could two shitty addicts perhaps be good for each other? Or or; Pure huskerdust fluff!!!!