idiots in love

College AU where Chuuya finds out that the boy he drunkenly made out with the night of orientation is his new roommate. His arrogant, smug, very straight roommate. And the boys are each convinced the other is trying to ruin their life by making them go absolutely insane. Turkish Translation Here Vietnamese Translation Here

After the war, Draco Malfoy seeks refuge from infamy in the Muggle world. A friendly Muggle couple takes him under their wing, but there’s a problem: they are intent on setting him up with their best friend, Hermione Granger. Or, in which the Muggle friends Hermione Granger undoubtedly would have had will not take no for an answer.

Fertalia used to be an imp mating season, but now it's just a regular holiday. That's not to say that imps don't still have mating cycles but that's reserved for imps in committed relationships. So what the fuck is wrong with Blitz?

“Like, you know, wouldn’t it be funny if we pretended to date and like… Acted all mushy and over the top to show Taehyung and Namjoon how gross they are?” “That -” Yoongi cuts off, head tilting to the side. “I guess that would be funny.” He pauses. “We should do it.” And this is not at all what Jungkook expected. He’s not entirely sure if Yoongi is joking or not. “I - are you serious?” He expected Yoongi to object, to tell him he’s being ridiculous, or laugh it off. It’s a crazy idea, it doesn’t even make sense. But Yoongi isn’t staring at him like he’s crazy. “Sure.” Yoongi shrugs. “I mean, this is the stupidest fucking idea I’ve ever heard.” “Hey!” Yoongi grins. “But what could go wrong?” -OR- United by their mutual disgust for their grossly in love roommates, Jungkook and Yoongi decide to pretend to date to give them a taste of their own medicine. And that should be fine, no big deal, probably just a funny story to tell later… Right?

Jisung didn’t prepare for this. He was meant to just— tell Minho he’s gay— not ask him to have sex with him. The glass must have been a literal breaking point for his feeble self control. “Because I trust you,” Jisung can’t even look Minho in the eye. “Because you’re attractive, and you’re always gentle with me, and I think you’d make it good.” Minho’s hold tightens, squeezing Jisung a bit too firmly. “I’d make it good for you, Jisung.” (OR: Jisung learns how to access the encyclopedia of his own emotions.)

Carina, a straight Italian woman, has completed her studies and is going to work and live where she did her last internship in America.She chose to take that internship also because her brother lived there.And her way of thinking was often very different from the Italian way of thinking, which sometimes made her feel uncomfortable in her home country.She is a very creative woman and that led her to finally realize a dream: going to art school in her spare time. Maya Bishop, blonde, gay, Wednesday self-care woman, who teaches at art school and lives with Ford.The new working year is just around the corner and she is looking very much forward to start the lessons this time.

For years, Taehyung has been doing just fine. He doesn’t hold his breath anytime his boss gets too close. Doesn’t feel his heart skip every time he steps into a room. He’s most certainly not in love with him. Absolutely not. For years, Taehyung has been able to suppress this ‘slight affinity’ that he has for Jeon Jeongguk, because his boss isn’t into men, and he certainly isn’t into Taehyung. He’s long accepted his fate—a master at hiding his feelings. Until someone sets him up with someone he wasn’t expecting on the one night he’s decided to forget, and then it all comes crashing down on him. OR: The office romance tale of two oblivious men.

Lena Luthor spends her nights at the bar, looking for women to take home so that she can sleep. One night she get a glimpse of a blonde woman in a red mask and nothing will ever be the same again. This is the first time Lena meets Kara, but it's not the last.How many times can she fall in love with one of Kara's alter egos? Or Kara struggles with her memories from Krypton and her first lover Cyngi, but when she meets Lena Luthor everything changes. Kara is forced to question things that seemed certain on Krypton. What is a soulmate and is it possible to have more than one?

Like Icarus, plummeting into the sea with stones of regret in her pockets. SI-fem!Snape, Time-Travel.

Alternate title: The five poisons Lucifer is immune to and the one that he isn't AKA: Alastor tries to depose his competition and Lucifer is a good sport and maybe the real poison is the friends we made along the way.

“When we kiss—“ “Hold up,” Hao frowns. “‘When’? Why would we kiss?” Hanbin blinks. “Because couples kiss all the time? Wouldn’t it be suspicious for Taerae to never see us kiss?” By the heavens, the kid’s got a point. Smart boy. “Okay, sure. If—” “When.” “—we kiss, we should probably save it as a last resort. Like, a make it or break it type of situation where Taerae and Matthew are really suspicious of us.” For some reason, Hanbin doesn’t seem too pleased by that idea, his mouth puckered in a sad little pout. Why he would be sad though, is beyond Hao. “What was your question?” Hao prompts, tempted to reach over and smooth the furrow of Hanbin’s knit brow with his fingers. Like magic, Hanbin perks up and his eyes glitter with the glory of a sky full of stars. “Can I use tongue?” Or, Hao lies to his best friend that he has a boyfriend. Thankfully Sung Hanbin is more than happy to go along with the charade, but why are his eyes so damn sparkly, why is he so warm all the time, and why does he keep asking if they can kiss with tongue?

As an Alpha who presented later in his life, Harry struggles to understand how it all works, especially when it comes to Malfoy and his incredibly captivating scent. But that doesn’t mean he’s attracted to Malfoy. Not at all. Right?

Satoru laughed, ginning at the gesture, ever grateful for the Yuji’s thoughtfulness. “Sounds good to me. Let me re-tie your guys’ shoes and we’ll head out of here.”As he was finishing up Yuji’s laces, the new arrivals started to make their way into the park. When Satoru looked up, he was met with the most striking set of lavender eyes; eyes that happened to be looking back into his own.-Satoru was still learning how to be a proper parent to Megumi after gaining custody of him when the child’s father and Satoru’s former college roommate, Toji, was sentenced to several years in prison.Romance wasn’t on the forefront of his mind, yet one day when at the local park with Megumi and his friend Yuji, Satoru became entranced by a striking set of lavender eyes. Another father, one with two little girls around the boys’ age, became a point of interest for Satoru.While his first priority was making sure Megumi was comfortable due to the child’s troubled past with social anxiety, he couldn’t help but feel drawn to the stranger with kind eyes.When fate had it that they kept running into each other, Satoru’s mind swirled with possibilities and feelings, ones he couldn’t help but indulge in.

Would he have been okay with Lucifer staying? Did he want him to stay? Did he want Lucifer to climb back into his bed and kiss him again in a way that was entirely, undeniably and unapologetically sexual? …Maybe. ~|~ I finally finished it! 6500 fuckin words of disgustingly fluffy (and yet also kinky) porn about two tired dads figuring their shit out together. MIND THE TAGS, y’all. Al’s a damn cannibal, don’t be fuckin surprised that I added blood play. <3 ~kisses ALSO a special thanks the lovely @Ntrashdemon on X for letting me scream at them about this fic while I was writing it <3

Yoo Joonghyuk, a streamer known as Supreme King, is playing a new game called Three Ways to Survive the Apocalypse, and he can't understand it after only a few hours of playing. A chatter recommends he watches a video by Salvation, who apparently can't properly work a camera, on the associated book's plot to hopefully help him with the game. Kim Dokja, a book reviewer known as Salvation, is planning on making a video based off the game Three Ways to Survive the Apocalypse. A commenter recommends streamer Supreme King, who seems to not care about the game plot or cut scenes, to find out more about the game.

Dazai and Chuuya have been secretly married since 18. Now, in honor of the truce between their organizations, they make a big show out of messing with their colleagues while subtly, or not-so-subtly, revealing their relationship. Also: They're disgustingly in love. Or:3 times Soukoku had the time of their lives messing with their co-workers and the one time they finally told them they were married.

Alhaitham's heart galloped in his chest, the only sound in the silent hallway. A moment later, a thunk echoed from the other side of the door, like something heavy had slid down the wall and fallen in a heap, followed by a high-pitched whine. What, Alhaitham thought, was that all about? And how could he make Kaveh do it again? ********Kaveh misinterprets Alhaitham-being-Alhaitham as a full-blown love confession and throws himself at his crush, quite literally.Alhaitham has no idea what he said to cause such an interesting reaction in his prickly roommate, but he's willing to do just about anything to make it happen a second time.Chaos ensues.Chapter 1: Alhaitham's Pet gets a Pet; Chapter 2: If There's a Braincell in this Chapter it is Not With Kaveh; Chapter 3: The Obligatory Earrings Chapter; Chapter 4: Baby's First Date; Chapter 5: We're Gonna Need a Sickfic; Chapter 6: Touch Him, You Die; Chapter 7: Love like a Forest; Chapter 8: "The First Time--" (smuuuuut); Chapter 9: Kaveh's Love Language

"You did something to me ten years ago, Wriothesley, and managed a feat not even a god could: you enthralled me, caught my attention, my heart, and kept it. You have the Hydro Dragon at your back and call, my entire power at the tips of your fingers. All I am is yours to keep and use as you please.” He looked up into the wide, icy blue eyes he couldn’t deny and smiled demurely. “Sovereigns do not submit, and yet I find myself bowing to your every whim.” Wriothesley simply stared at him. “I think you broke me.” *** Or, the days (months) before, during, and after that fateful trial that would change Fontaine and her people forever. While Neuvillette deserves a hug and a break, Furina most definitely needs a hug and a therapist. Wriothesley gets dragged into something more surreal than he could ever imagine, but at least he gets to be a father now. And have a beautiful dragon in his bed. What more could he want?

“We need to talk,” Eddie said quietly, while they waited for the elevator in the hotel lobby. Buck huffed next to him. “No shit, Eddie.”“Not, uh, not just about that,” he said, and then Buck was looking at him curiously and Eddie almost got cold feet. If he didn't tell him, they weren't married, right?He pulled out his wallet, carefully turned it over, and let the rings drop into his hand. “About this.”Buck, to give him credit, took it better than Eddie had. “No..” he whispered, looking horrified. “Noo! We didn't..” Or: Buck and Eddie wake up with a bad hangover, a marriage certificate and more questions than answers. Eddie realizes he has to reevaluate some things, but life gets in the way.

"In accordance with The Postwar Population Planning Act, witches or wizards above the age of seventeen will be required to form a marriage union within six months of their seventeenth birthday." Hermione falls headfirst into the Ministry's new Mandated Dating Service, following the passing of a glorified Marriage law. Her plans of finding a "tolerable man with whom she can coexist", are quickly foiled when three men earn her favor. The Catch, however, is that their identities are to remain hidden until a marriage agreement has been arranged. Who will Hermione choose? Will her decision change after she learns the identities of her three suitors?

“I have a secret,” Alex whispers in his ear—he’s sprawled over Henry on the couch, calves and thighs and chests pressed together, breath washing over Henry’s skin. “I shouldn’t tell you.” “Oh?” Alex nods vehemently. “Can’t lose you,” he murmurs, fingertips on Henry’s face, and Christ that touch is deadly. “Can’t tell you I love you. You’d leave.” Henry stares. “Oh.”

Katsuki is the first one to get his soul mark from their class, which should bring a smug grin to his face, but all it does is gnaw at his insides even more. He already knows his classmates are gonna go around telling everyone whose name they have on them as soon as they get ‘em, and while he would have been willing to tell someone like Eijirou or even Izuku if he pressed enough and his soulmate’s name wasn’t someone they already knew, he’s not so sure about it now. Not when 'Shouto Todoroki' practically bores holes into his face the more he stares at the name. -or, soulmates Katsuki and Shouto falling in love without knowing they're each other's soulmate

Husk and Angel have been getting along like a house on fire recently, spending more and more of their time around each other. Alastor is aware he's not especially... open to change, but he thinks he deals spectacularly well with this new development. (he does not)

Sukuna Ryoumen was the proud owner of a small tattoo parlor. After some tragic issues with his lavished home he is forced to move into some tiny apartment in the middle of downtown. Where he would meet an overly jovial baker named Yuuji Itadori. Gaining his infatuation nearly instantly. Will he be able to win the heart of this new object of his affection? Or will his shady undertakings be too much of a deal breaker?

Ten long years have passed since the events of the war, and Draco has a completely new life, one spent mostly in the muggle world. He has a successful career as a paramedic, a rescue cat, and his mother is safe in France. What else could he possibly want? Sure, he is a little lonely, but that was the price he was willing to pay given his history. That is, until an extra shift completely flips his world upside down, leaving him wondering if the world has truly gone mad.

Louis might as well give it a shot. Maybe - just maybe - if he starts crossing boundaries in the same reckless way Harry does, that lunatic will get the message. So he starts invading Harry's space any way he can think of. He bites on his toast while Harry is speaking, he tears his morning tea out of his hold and he only hands him back the mug when it's empty, he steals half of his boxer briefs, he walks into the bathroom while Harry is peeing, he even uses his toothbrush right in front of him. When Harry's phone buzzes, Louis dives his hand into his pocket and he reads his texts out loud. When Harry's sleeping, Louis shoves his door open and asks him if he wants a snack. Louis is really trying. Like, really, really trying. Too bad it's not working.

It's three years after the awful night that Kita left, and Bocchi has all but given up on life. No longer able to handle seeing their friend so low Nijika and Ryo come up with a plan to help. --- “Did you invite her? Is she going to be there?” She had to know. “Yes, I already talked to her. She’ll be at the wedding. Bocchi-” Hitori didn’t hear the rest of whatever Nijika said. She’s going to be there. I’m going to see Kita again.

Eddie Munson apparently didn't get the memo that you can't just bite the people you're interested in. But Steve decides that he's surprisingly willing to hear him out.

“Let me get this straight. You wanna meet up for breakfast after our hookups to discuss the dirty details?” “And give each other advice.” “I don’t need advice.” “Don’t lie to yourself, Jungkook-ssi.” Jungkook blankly stares. Jimin shrugs. “You’re a mess. I’m a wreck. What’ve we got to lose?” or; Jungkook keeps running into a pretty stranger on his walk of shame, so they decide to make an arrangement out of it.

Merlin was sharpening one of Arthur's swords out on the training field when a new alpha knight decides to try and boss him around and then try to teach him some manner. This does not sit well with Arthur.

“Oh no no.” The laugh following those words tore a shivering path down his spine as a thin finger tilted his chin up to meet the angel’s eyes. “If you think you deserve a show, you’re going to get a show.” Those words, dripping with sin, made Alastor’s heart ache. ~|~ This is entirely my friend’s fault, and you all have to deal with it. AU where Lucifer pole-dances at night, Alastor has insomnia and they’re both fools who don’t know how to deal with the fact that they’re in love. Enjoy the emotionally-constipated old men who don’t know how to express their feelings and resort to pulling pigtails like little kids.

It had happened in the library at one of the sets of couches along the back wall. He’d been struggling with an essay for Arithmancy while Theo sat beside him on the couch, relaxed back against the armrest, and reading a book for Muggle Studies. In a moment of frustration, Harry leaned back and ended up somehow resting on Theo’s chest rather than the back of the couch. Or: The time in Eighth Year when Harry realizes he might have feelings for Theo.

"Promise me one thing?" Henry broke the silence with a trembling voice, dancing around the knot in his throat. "Anything," Alex replied in the same whispering tone, his words traveling to Henry's lips with the softness of a breeze. "Promise you won't forget me?" Henry's plea came inflamed with vulnerability, insecurity, and fear playing in every fiber of his being. "Not even if I tried," Alex assured, bringing his lips close for a kiss without contact, a seal of sincerity that transcended letters and words. Henry wasn't finished. He held Alex's gaze with an intensity that defied the barriers between them. "Promise we will be the Florentino and Fermina of our time? That no matter how much time passes, you will still love me?" - Henry is the future king of England, and he has to fiercely fight monarchy to live an unexpected, but devastating love story.

Husk hunches over the chopping board and his pocket knife as he slices bananas. A bowl of Greek yogurt waits close by. Angel very pointedly avoids looking at the myriad of bottles past the bar counter, and Husk doesn't suggest a drink. "These should help your blood sugar levels get back to normal," he says instead, gruff. "Your sweet tooth won't complain either." "Aww, you remember," Angel coos, touched. or: The subtle ways that Husk shows his love, except it's obvious to everyone but Angel Dust.

All it takes is a routine trip to the dentist to set off a series of events that somehow ends in Jason getting married. To Roy.