alternate universe

AU. What happens when a baker and a graphic designer meet via a very specific Craigslist post? Fate, friendship, food, and maybe more.

What if Loki was able to warn his past self, so he did not lose control during his regency and was able to act as he normally would? What if he had been able to remain calm and in control of himself, and the situation? "How?" Loki demanded. "Betrayal," his future self stated simply, rage clear in every syllable. "But you must control your reaction and come to see me, or you will repeat my mistakes and we will miss an opportunity to take control and alter things in our favor." It would have changed everything.

Iwaizumi blinked his gaze over to Oikawa, "Last time was supposed to be a one time thing," he said, voice low, lacking some conviction. Oikawa's lips twitched into a smirk and he brought them hovering just over Iwaizumi's, "One time thing, Two time thing, what's it matter as long as it's not a Relationship thing?"

In one galaxy, the novel was never read. In another, it starts a landslide. Or what happens when the Mandalorians learn that the Jedi are exactly what most of them look for in a partner.

American Uni AU. Harry Styles is a frat boy football star from the wealthy Styles Family athletic dynasty. A celebrity among football fans, he knows how to play, he knows how to party, and he knows how to fuck (all of which is well known among his legion of admirers). Louis Tomlinson is a student and an athlete, but his similarities to Harry end there. Intelligent, focused, independent, and completely uninterested in Harry’s charms, Louis is an anomaly in a world ruled by football. A bet about the pair, who might be more similar than they originally thought, brings them together. Shakespeare, ballet, Disney, football, library chats, running, accidental spooning, Daredevil and Domino’s Pizza all blend into one big friendship Frappucino, but who will win in the end?

Derek has a new neighbor who won't stop looking. Excerpt: “You’re blind,” Derek said flatly, the anger draining from him so suddenly he felt almost woozy. His vision cleared, his claws sliding back into blunt fingernails. “Thanks for the memo, genius,” the kid said acidly. “I can still fucking defend myself, so don’t take another damn step.” “Fuck, I...I’m sorry,” Derek stuttered. “What?!” The kid’s brow crinkled. “I mean — what?! You’re fucking sorry!?” His lips thinned into a harsh line. “What, is this some kinda Hallmark movie where you’re discovering the error of your ways because you don’t want to rob a blind person?! That’s fucking condescending, man. I’ll have you know that —” “Just, wait.” Derek interrupted what was apparently the start of a convincing argument as to why he should rob the kid after all, feeling his head start to spin. “This is — it’s a misunderstanding. I’m — I’m not robbing you. You’re — you’re safe, okay? I’m taking three steps back. Just — just let me explain.” “Explain why you came busting into my apartment? Yeah, go right ahead, man, I can’t wait to hear this epic tale.”

From the kinkmeme: AU Warlord!Geralt receives Tribute!Jaskier as a sacrifice to appease him in every way possible. Jaskier has no choice on the matter and he’s fully aware of the awful rumours that have spread about Geralt and his ruthless conquests. (But we all know those aren’t legit.) A classic angst with a happy ending please! A dash of smut to heal those scars and a sprinkle of new found love! Jaskier arrives at Kaer Morhen knowing his family gave him up without a second thought, and absolutely sure that the dreaded Warlord of the North will value him even less than his own blood did. But the White Wolf and his pack are not what Jaskier expected...and if he's unreasonably lucky, Kaer Morhen might become far more of a home than Lettenhove ever was. ...He is, in fact, going to be unreasonably lucky, because the Warlord of the North is a far finer monarch - and a far better man - than Redania's king has ever dreamed of being.

Driving down a deserted road in the Rocky Mountains, Castiel finds something unexpected: An omega. Not only an omega, but a naked, injured, pregnant omega. Dean doesn't talk much at first, but that doesn't change the brightness of his soul. It also doesn't stop Castiel from falling in love with him.

A collection of celebrities stories getting mindbreak. First chapter - Sydney Sweeney, a sweet but alluring actress haunted by the perverts at her work place.

Stiles was twelve when he was given to Derek.

Jungkook isn’t adjusting well to his new life as a bunnyboy. When Seokjin catches the baby rabbit rubbing his little cock obscenely against the furniture, the men are forced to do what’s best for their maknae. Jungkook objects vehemently.

When she awoke to a new life in Westeros, Ursula Mires nearly did the smart thing. Only a year away from becoming sworn to the Faith as a septa and being free to live in relative comfort and safety in one of the more prestigious Reach cloisters, she was content with her lot in life. Her advice, slowly fed to her father over many years, had enabled her family to survive the Dance and rise in station. House Mires had its legacy secured, until tragedy struck early that winter. Now Ursula is heir to a floundering House she does not want, in a war-torn land that she must drag out of the mud. Many ladies are in her position in what maesters would later call ‘the winter of widows’. Only Ursula knows what is coming next, and she’s not sure if her house will survive it.

Dean is the reluctant sex toy of his father and little brother… and any other alpha who wants a taste. Or: Omega holes are public property, so young omega Dean gets used by everyone, everywhere, all the time. — First chapter is a table of contents.

Derek is a sleepwalker who keeps wandering into his downstairs neighbour’s bedroom. Stiles is pretty sure the hot guy from the park is going to kill him in his sleep. He knows he shouldn’t have been so obvious about objectifying the guy’s really fine ass. Too bad it turns out Derek is easier to get along with when he's sleeping.

Jason talks to his friends about his decision to go with them all to support Percy. Unfortunately, he also uncovers how long Percy actually had with the Romans, and is pretty pissed about it.

“Like, you know, wouldn’t it be funny if we pretended to date and like… Acted all mushy and over the top to show Taehyung and Namjoon how gross they are?” “That -” Yoongi cuts off, head tilting to the side. “I guess that would be funny.” He pauses. “We should do it.” And this is not at all what Jungkook expected. He’s not entirely sure if Yoongi is joking or not. “I - are you serious?” He expected Yoongi to object, to tell him he’s being ridiculous, or laugh it off. It’s a crazy idea, it doesn’t even make sense. But Yoongi isn’t staring at him like he’s crazy. “Sure.” Yoongi shrugs. “I mean, this is the stupidest fucking idea I’ve ever heard.” “Hey!” Yoongi grins. “But what could go wrong?” -OR- United by their mutual disgust for their grossly in love roommates, Jungkook and Yoongi decide to pretend to date to give them a taste of their own medicine. And that should be fine, no big deal, probably just a funny story to tell later… Right?

Test bed and beta chapters plus plot bunnies. The latest in the long line of Bunny farms! Where I can write scenes without bothering with the background story and build the rest around them later or post starter chapters for new stories! Random chapters that don't yet fit anywhere also occasionally make an appearance! Enjoy my madness!

It’s been five months, and still Alex is never completely prepared for Henry’s performances. Private or otherwise.Or,Henry is a night dancer, and he’s everything Alex wants.

“Is this another one of your schemes?” Felix asks against his skin. “Is this a trick?” He sounds desperate. Shattered. There was no deadly poison in the champagne that night in the maze. Just a heat triggering drug that only Oliver drinks.

‘I wish I’d been born a privileged, wealthy, pureblood wizard. If I was a bloke, maybe you two would respect me enough to hand in your reports on time and not undermine my authority.’ The brightest witch of her age should have been more careful what she wished for. Hermione finds herself in an Upside-down Wizarding world where nothing and no one is quite the same. Set post-Hogwarts.

Veritas gestures at the glasses, a smile that doesn’t reach his eyes strewn across his face. “Is it half full or half empty?” Aventurine’s laugh this time is even breathier. “It looks like wine to me.” “I see. So that’s the type of person you are.” Or, that story where Aventurine goes undercover as a stripper (amongst other things) to infiltrate Intelligentsia Corporation by befriending and bedding the young millionaire heir to the throne. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

Uzi tries summoning a Divine Tenko Kitsune, to find and search some wisdom from a goddess, so she can try and figure out how to make some friends.. But things don't go as planned!

Midoriya Izuku used to laugh when asked that thought-provoking icebreaker question in middle school: Would you rather be stranded on an island alone or with your worst enemy? Kacchan would demolish a deserted island, make it his bitch; it would be a paradise by the end of the week, Izuku knew. Of course, he’d want Kacchan there, even if it meant Kacchan taking out his misplaced anger at being stranded in the first place out on him. He’d reap the benefits in the end, he knew. And with no one around to be an audience, to interfere, their friendship might even rekindle. Oh, if only Kacchan was really his “worst enemy.” That was silly middle school thinking, Izuku now knew, as a third year student at UA. What’s worse than being abducted by aliens? For Izuku, it was being abducted by aliens with his long time nemesis, Shigaraki Tomura. When Izuku is lucky contestant number one to be chosen to be experimented on, he makes it his mission to make sure that Shigaraki does not meet the same fate. It’s not super surprising when Shigaraki isn’t grateful, but hey, it’s a plan, and Izuku’s sticking to it, determined to be heroic whether Shigaraki wants him to or not, whether Shigaraki trusts him to be or not.

“I don’t want you," Percy muttered miserably. "Not like that. I’m sorry, but I’d rather we just be friends.”Lie, lie, lie.His ichor sang as the lies seeped into him to create a gruesome mixture of want and wrath.She wanted him and wouldn’t tell.Apollo grasped Percy’s chin and bared her throat. “Sweetheart,” he murmured, “I can tell when you lie.”She swallowed. “I didn’t lie.”“Liar,” he breathed out.The tremors running down her frame were sweet indeed. But her capitulation would be sweeter. And she would give in. Because if she kept hesitating, Lester was going to have to take a step back. And Percy wouldn’t like what denying a god’s adoration really meant.

”Oh, hyung,” Hongjoong said with a sigh. He brought his fingers up to his mouth, making sure Seonghwa was watching as the alpha sucked the digits into his mouth. “You’re dripping all over my bathroom floor.” — A new family moves into the house next door to Seonghwa. After years of not understanding why his body rejects the idea of sex, everything changes on the day Seonghwa sees Hongjoong for the first time. Perhaps this alpha could be the solution to Seonghwa’s problem…

In which Suguru Getou doesn't declare war against Jujutsu society and decides to abandon his genocidal path after faking his death. Somehow this ends with the strongest sorcerer alive being trapped by a curse months later.

Heiress Harriet Potter never would have agreed to auction a Courtship Date for charity all those months ago if she knew that Heir Draco Malfoy intended to offer her a courtship.

Tony and Pepper's son, Peter, had been missing for many years. Kidnapped in the middle of the night, no ransom, no clues as to where he went. They had always imagined being reunited with their son, him running into their arms, picking him up from the police station, a raid on a house where he was being kept. Little did they know they would meet their son after he had sunk into a coma after an attack of gun violence, DNA identifying him to his true heritage. Now the parents have to learn about their son from those who know him, an Aunt and Uncle and some best friends they cant seem to shake off all while waiting for him to wake. If he wakes...

There aren’t many instances in which Henry would claim he exhibits a colorful vocabulary. In fact, he could likely list them on one hand: when wretched people say the most bigoted things, when the local grocer has run out of their Jaffa Cake stock in the minuscule international aisle, when he gets bored and resorts to writing homoerotic poetry in his moleskin journal with a fountain pen like some lovelorn literary scholar from the eighteenth century. And now, when he’s assigned to a gig he doesn’t want to be at. As in, he would rather publish said poetry to the unrelenting, merciless masses of the internet than be at this gig. “You must be bloody fucking kidding me.” - Or, When Rolling Stone names Alex Claremont-Diaz as the number one rising star to look out for, Henry is tasked with the sole responsibility of photographing him for their cover shot. Which, truly, wouldn’t be an issue—it’s an incredible opportunity—except Henry doesn’t trust that miscreant to be within ten feet of him ever since The Incident™

The year is 1808 and the social Season is about to begin. Nami doesn’t want to marry but her uncle threatens to stop providing for her if she doesn’t. Sanji is forced to procure a bride to appease his enforcing father, even though the last thing he wants to do is marry someone into the madness that is the Vinsmoke family. Could a compromise between the two be enough to appease both parties? And will they be able to fulfil said compromise without actually falling in love? Historical AU based on Victorian/Regency period dramas. Imagine 1800 England, but set in One Piece World. Main pairing is Sanji/Nami. Minor pairings are Ace/Vivi, Zoro/Robin, Law/Robin. Mentions of Kaya/Usopp and Smoker/Hina

Suguru stares up at the man that's looming over him, tall and unsmiling. He's - He's Satoru, it's definitely Satoru, but he's not at the same time. Gojo Satoru looks like he's a decade older, his frame larger, taking up more space than what Suguru's used to. And the way he surveys Suguru - it makes him feel tingly all over, strangely warm in the low point of his belly. "Hello lovely," Gojo Satoru says, and even his voice has lost the grating edge of his teenage self. "What brings you here?" Or, High school Suguru meets adult Gojo. Things happen.

When Henry organises an evening of group sex, he never expects to meet a gorgeous man he wants to marry and have children with. Or, a meet-cute at a sex club.

Compilation of oneshot extra stories and prompts for Paper Flowers for the God of Gods, a FlowerGod!XieLian AU. Latest story: Extra 4: SincerityPrompt: Ghost City POV, Yin Yu POV Hua Cheng created Ghost City to be the antithesis of Heaven.And if Heaven stood for selfishness, pride, arrogance, and reputation above all else,Then Ghost City stood for sincerity. Or: I tried writing a haha funny Ghost City POV and it somehow turned into a HC character analysis with Yin Yu loving hours my brain hurts send help

During the Greyjoy Rebellion, Sansa Stark is lost in the godswood. From the wild touch of grief, Jon Snow becomes a Stark. It is years later that Alyane Stone lives under the yoke of her father’s suffocating rules. It is only when her Father begins to look at her with lust, does she realizes she cannot bear it any longer, and flees for the one land he hates beyond others. Alyane goes North hair dark with pitch and fear in her heart. The Wilds beneath her feet rejoice. Alyane rides wild with a Mother Wolf and pups, and she runs free from all that had nearly destroyed her. Jon Stark falls in love with a girl in the forest, with black hair and bright blue eyes, the wild girl who runs with wolves and dons a cloak of feathers.