demisexual alastor (hazbin hotel)

After months of living in the hotel, you’d come to know and be friends with everyone. You notice that Alastor was acting a bit strange today. Turns out, it’s time for his antlers to shed velvet. In an attempt to become friends with him, you offer to help.

“Did it hurt, Your Majesty?” “Excuse me?” “Did it hurt?” Alastor repeats, leaning closer with a leer. “Did what hurt?” Lucifer replies, thoroughly perplexed. He tries to remember if he’d done anything that might be considered painful, recently. Alastor’s grin turns mean—sinister, even, as his voice crackles with static. “Why, when you fell from Heaven, of course!” — Alastor gets cocky about harassing Lucifer, flies a little too close to the sun, and they both learn some things about themselves.

Lucifer could never stand Alastor’s attitude; but when the Radio Demon shows up at the palace, nearly dead, on extermination day, he decides that maybe he isn’t so bad after all. or;When Alastor arrives in Lucifer’s workroom, on death’s doorstep, the conversation that ensues paves the way for a romance they never expected. Together, they put together pieces of information that reveal a nefarious scheme that poses a direct threat to Hell and makes the hotel ground zero for a new, even worse conflict.

After getting a side job as a button man for Rose(Rosie), Allen(Alastor's human name) summons Lucifer to make a deal with him so he could easily catch his victims and avoid getting injured while doing his good excuse for a job to kill more people as well as have his own little meal. But, when his mother started to get sick a year later, Allen makes an offer to the king of hell in desperation for her to see her hopes for him to come true before she passes, as well as acknowledging the confusing feelings he has been ignoring for the short king. +Previous title: In Your Honor

The Radio Demon did not fall in love. Love was a weakness he could ill afford. One that could be exploited by other overlords against him. It was a lesson he had learned once in life and he would not forget it in death. He did not fall in love. It was all a game. Or at least— that had been the plan. Where had it all gone wrong? Alastor had always been partial to the brilliance and beauty of spiders, it only made sense he would be caught in one of their webs sooner or later.

“All right.” Alastor refilled Angel’s glass, expecting he would need it very soon. “I skinned a man alive for talking during The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari. I’ve always preferred my meat well done.” He paused to look down at his whiskey, swirling it around like he was checking its contents. “...And I want to kiss you.” Angel scoffed. “Too easy. You seriously think I’d believe that last one?” (Don't play Two Truths and a Lie: it's a tool created by the homosexual agenda).

Past and present moments between Alestor and Lucifer. Their life as a family and then the ending of that family and then maybe the rebuilding of that family. OrHazbin season 1 but if Charlie had two dads that divorced and then come together to hell her run her hotel.