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Naruto’s friends are gone, his lover is dying, Konoha is destroyed, and Madara’s second return has pushed the entire world to the brink. Hunted and harried, Naruto is sent back in time to upend Madara’s plan before it even starts, and sets about changing everything. Butterfly effect nothing: the world is at stake, and Naruto is hardly about to let it fall to ruin once more. Not while he’s still breathing.

"Oh dear," came Alfred's surprised voice from the stairs, and all of them turned to look at him. His face was a little pale as he stared at all the boys, Jason's huge t-shirt, Tim's dress, Damian wrapped in a spare cape that was in the batmobile. At least Dick was able to fit into Tim's Red Robin pants, and Jason in Damian's Robin pants. Had Bruce been a lesser man, he would've said 'dear god, help'. All it took now was for their eyes to meet before Alfred composed himself.

It is a unique and somewhat unhelpful talent, but Stiles can fall asleep anywhere.

This is a collection of 26 stand-alone short stories - one for each letter of the alphabet - that explore the many sexy relationships of our favorite angel and his boyfriend. Each story is be between 3,000 - 8,000 words. Tags are added for each chapter. The title and notes of each chapter will give you an idea of what it's about so feel free to skip around if you'd like.

"What's your name?" It wasn't even a line. He was just pretty and Bucky wanted a name to go with that face. With that strong jawline. With those deep blue eyes. A little smirk, "Steve." Awww, Steve. He looked like a Steve. Bucky pursed his lips in a way he hoped was attractive, "You should buy me a drink." ______College Student Bucky finds himself immediately attracted to Steve. He knows that Steve's a bit older than him, and that Steve himself is put off by the age difference. . . But that doesn't stop Bucky from wanting to climb him like a tree.AKA a Sugar Daddy AU that no one was asking for.

When Arthur wakes up from surgery, completely loopy from the anesthetics, he doesn’t recognise Merlin, but thinks he's really quite lovely.

Sam goes to Stanford. His new roommate, Castiel, turns out to be very interesting indeed.

Clark has known the identity of the Batman for over a year, and has been dating the man behind the mask for a fourth of that time. Really though, when Clark began dating Bruce Wayne, he thought he'd signed up for tedious galas and simpering socialites. What he gets instead is a family, heartbreak, and enough love to fill his stupid big heart right up to the very brim.

[[... porn.]] Or, the one where Steve wants to talk to Tony about something important.

“Oh, my GOD,” Karen said. Peter blinked at her. Karen blinked at him, mouth hanging open. Matt sighed, and said, “Peter. Mask.” Said mask was still in the kitchen, where Foggy had wrestled it off of the young vigilante earlier, armed with disinfectant and cotton buds and a vicious need to nurture dumbass super-humans. Peter sank low on his haunches, until only his huge eyes and fluffy hair could be seen over the top of the couch. “Whoopsie.”

He hated to admit it- loathed to admit it, but Deku was a good roommate- a wonderful roommate, really- but apparently, even he- the pride of Japan- the Symbol of Hope-isn’t without fault. His first and only true flaw as a housemate appears one night a couple of months in.-And that's when he hears it. That's when it all goes wrong.

Dean watched an anime porn about this once, but real life turns out to be way less interesting. Or, the one where Dean gets turned into an octopus.

In a world where he didn’t die at the bridge, Obito is a loyal Konoha shinobi, even if his Konoha is practically gone. Rather than die at the hands of Orochimaru, Obito triggers an experimental time-space jutsu that sends him across dimensions, into a world where his counterpart went insane and Kakashi is mystifyingly different.

When Scorpius Malfoy and Jamie Potter meet at Quidditch camp, they take an instant dislike to each other. Then they discover their lives are more connected than they could possibly imagine.

Stiles Stilinski met Derek Hale when he was 7 years old, after Derek helped him scare a bully away. They became the unlikeliest of friends, and it changed everything.

Jim invites Spock to his high school reunion for moral support.

“I can see you don’t believe me,” Harry says, pretending to be stern. Louis chuckles a little but doesn’t get out of the bed. “Anyway, I texted Liam and told him you’re with me. He said to stay here as long as you need, and he’ll deal with the show over there until you want to come back, all right?” Louis doesn’t say anything again so Harry whispers, “Just stay here with me for a while, yeah? I’ll take care of you.” Louis is quiet. He never picks his head up, but Harry can see the pillow move from where he’s nodding and his fingers tighten around Harry’s. “Yeah,” Louis says. “Yeah, all right.”

Dean wakes up with the knowledge that he's been cursed by the witch he had been hunting, and while he easily accepts the fact that he's in the hospital he isn't so quick on the uptake for his physical changes. Suddenly he's being adopted by two men who keep calling themselves "Papa" and "Daddy" and with bottles, baby carriers and diapers comes the realization that he's been turned into an infant. The curse will last one year. And if after one year Dean finds that he truly hates his situation, then he’ll transform back into an adult. No strings attached. If he learns to like it, well, let’s just say Sam and Cas won’t have to worry about adoption any time soon. Problem is, Dean won’t be able to convince the curse away, because it’s going to be his heart that makes the final decision.

Inspired by the 50 Reasons To Have Sex Fic Fest, this is the version where it's all Sherlock & John. Also it is a big mistake on my part. SEX VIGNETTES.

All Castiel wants for Christmas is to cuddle, is that really too much to ask?

Peter realises how much New York cares about Spider-Man.