Teacher's Pet

No fancy summary here. Warnings and stuff in the beginning notes so... Yeah, I've got nothing more to say on the matter. :P

“Who are you?” Keith demanded, excitedly putting his free hand to his cheek. “What’s your name?” “Eat the cracker, Keith.” “Did god send you? Are you an angel?” Keith didn’t look very frightened as this concept of being dead worked its way out of him. Lance ran a hand through his own hair, smiling wryly. “Please, eat the cracker, Keith.” “What’s your name?” Keith’s voice cracked, desperately, excitedly. “Please. Who are you?” “My name is Lance,” Lance paused, nerves sitting uncomfortably in the bottom of his stomach– deep, in the part he never searched. He licked his lips and ran a hand through his unwashed hair. “I’m, um, I’m your fiancé.”

Young Aragorn has a nightmare and Elrond comforts him. Aragorn discovers that elves sleep with their eyes open.

Written for the FiKi Kink Bingo. Erebor is still in ruins, but Kili has more important things to take care of first.

Tony thinks it's funny to invent new toys and send them off to Steve's room, but what happens when Steve actually tries one out, and Tony catches him.

Envik, male human, failed student of wizardry, is facing a fight he can't hope to win. Marar, female orc, last survivor of her clan, seeks the same enemy. Nobody would expect them to cooperate. They see no other way to survive.

“Five minutes,” he mumbles, “Just five minutes, and I’ll leave.” The warmth of the fire cradles him, sings to him softly, and soon, Murphy is gone. When consciousness comes back to him, the flames are still burning. Yet this time the room feels cold, uninviting, and there's a gun against his head. ••••••••••••••••New chapter, soon.

Clarke Griffin's just trying to make it through her first year of college without dying. Is that really too much to ask?written for clexa week 2017 day 2: roommates

“Dance for me, boy” Ganondorf demands and once again, link starts to move for his king.

Dumbledore tries to kill both Severus and Harry, however they are mates to each other so his plan back fires on him.

Thorin Durinson, head of Durinson & Company, an architectural firm specializing in environmentally responsible design and restoration, focuses all his creative abilities on his work and his affection on his family and old friends. And then one grey day, a woman in a red coat literally walks into his life, and just like that, everything changes. Inspired by a prompt from lostunderthemountain on Oct. 11th, based on this gorgeous photoset. ME: Mmm, rolled up sleeves, and who are you looking at, dearie, in that last frame? lostunderthemountain: OH! Modern AU in New York: Thorin Durinson is the is the Head of a global company that is continually under threat from Smaug’s (cause like they differ on many opinions or something….). Anyway, one morning he’s getting out of a taxi outside of the company’s building when he catches sight of one Miss Bella Baggins (not that he knows her name) and instantly his world freezes…until Fili shoves him to try to get him to move… Title from Lord Byron's poem "She Walks in Beauty"

Damara hated most of her so called friends, for a variety of reasons. However upon meeting the humans, a certain knight of time catches her attention and interest...

Sans has lost his brother. Toriel has lost her children and her kingdom. In their own very different ways, neither of them sees much of a future. But that doesn't have to stop them from making one together.

John Watson didn't have an easy start in life. He was determined this wouldn't hold him back. So he became James Moriarty.Years later, he stumbles upon a man named Sherlock Holmes. And the game begins. AU.

Ed has allowed himself to be imprisoned in Arkham, but he can't seem to stay out of trouble long enough to accomplish his business there. Two weeks after his sentence began, Oswald intervenes.

When Zoro has one foot in each world after his fight with Mihawk, Sanji's voice seems to bring him back from the brink. Little do they know what this means and what will unfold. /“Sleep well. They’re worried about you.” Sanji doesn’t expect a response but Zoro’s face turning in his direction with his eyes still closed like he’s looking for him somehow makes Sanji pause. Sanji furrows his brows and approaches again. “Can you–can you hear me?” He feels like a fool saying it out loud but he swears Zoro perks up from hearing it. Sanji suddenly breaks out into a cold sweat. “Well, this is insane.” Sanji has to voice out loud the complete obvious.

Hal makes a confession to Bro about some of his dreams. And then goes on to share some of his writing (which may or may not be bad porn).

A Deku as Nagisa crossover fic.His lessons on hiding the truth were from the Japanese Government itself who asked a bunch of middle schoolers not to even tell their parents that they were being trained to kill, regardless of how many times they almost got killed in return. In fact, Nagisa was still lying to his classmates at UA about that, and they got paid ten billion yen to ensure that they never talked to anyone about their third year in middle school. So why was the past slipping out? Will his classmates find out what secret's he is hiding?Mostly focusing on the bonds between the children with some bigger events coming in. :)REWRITTEN ON 10/13

Stiles and Derek each do something right for the other.

If anyone predicted the reaction to Destiel becoming canon, it was nothing like this.Follow up to Of Heaven And Hell, set in mid-January - can sort of maybe work separately, but reading the first part does help.

Holly takes Gail home. Set after 4X13. Rated T for now, but that may change.

If watching their friend's sex tape had gone a little differently.

Post Endgame. Chakotay returns from 3 months on Trebus to find that Kathryn's life is being threatened. He's determined to keep her alive or die with her as they hide in protective custody, while Starfleet Security races to uncover who is behind the attacks against the admiral and why. (C/7 never happened in my world, so you'll find no mention of it here.)

Jensen loves Halloween and he wants to make sure his daughters do too. (Little fluff installment for this 'verse)

Blind Ian Prompt: Ian is a veteran who went blind during a tour in Afghanistan. He met Mickey after that and they've been together for a few years. During one of his monthly check ups, Ian receives the news that there's a possibility he could see again after surgery. Mickey is there for him every step of the way. He however starts to doubt Ian will like what he sees when he opens his eyes for the first time since they've been together. Ian's siblings agree. (Tweaked summary)

After John is taken while working on a number, it’s up to the others to find him. As they dig deeper, horrific details about John’s captor come to light and the nightmarish reality of what could happen to John sets in. With the clock running out, Harold realizes he isn’t ready to give him up yet, especially not this way. He refuses. ***This is a direct continuation of Closed Doors & Open Windows by Lustmordred.***

Four years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Healer Draco Malfoy struggles with the sudden deaths of both of his parents. When Harry Potter is brought to St. Mungo's, Draco is tasked with healing him. He wasn't expecting Potter to return the favor. slash, smut, cannon compliant up until beginning of the story

A what-if tale... What if elder Spock hadn't been the only one to go through the black hole. What if Jim, or Jane Kirk in this case had followed after him. Or... The tale of how Bones ends up delivering his older, female, pregnant best friend's baby.