aka ashi no zeff | red-leg zeff

He clicks on the link. It redirects him to twitter, and Zoro goes still immediately once the post opens, his eyes widening as the pictures load. Whatever he's been expecting, it surely wasn't that._OR Sanji is the proud owner of a femboy account and posts adult content to the internet to get by in life; Zoro just happens to like the man's smile (and content). Shenanigans ensue.

Sanji was panicking. He was stuck on an island he didn't know, surrounded by people he didn't understand, forced to wear something he didn't enjoy... ...and apparently realising he didn't know as much about himself as he assumed. Only problem was the fact that of all people who could have lead him to that discovery, it somehow ended up being an ex-warlord, Sir Crocodile. -------An alternative version of how things could have gone at Kamabakka, with Sanji struggling with internalized transphobia and Crocodile wondering why he had even let himself get involved in this mess.

Post-canon: Red-Leg Zeff finally gets to go to the All Blue to settle down with his adoptive son and (maybe unfortunately, he's not sure yet) his son's husband. Mind the tags - this is a sequel and an ABO story :)

When Zoro has one foot in each world after his fight with Mihawk, Sanji's voice seems to bring him back from the brink. Little do they know what this means and what will unfold. /“Sleep well. They’re worried about you.” Sanji doesn’t expect a response but Zoro’s face turning in his direction with his eyes still closed like he’s looking for him somehow makes Sanji pause. Sanji furrows his brows and approaches again. “Can you–can you hear me?” He feels like a fool saying it out loud but he swears Zoro perks up from hearing it. Sanji suddenly breaks out into a cold sweat. “Well, this is insane.” Sanji has to voice out loud the complete obvious.

Zeff never expected to have a son in the first place. In all fairness, he also never expected to end up starving on a rock and then open a restaurant with a bunch of incompetent idiots, so maybe life was just full of suprises like that. Except, apparently, now he has a daughter. Well, damn. ___ Aka, transfem Sanji being out and about and forgetting to mention it to Zeff. Angry phone calls follow.

Zeff is used to people being afraid of him. He's tall. He yells a lot. He's not especially friendly. To top it all off, he's a pirate, and a notorious one, and he has been reliably informed that he has an intimidating amount of facial hair. The people stubborn enough to stomach his personality usually come to realize he's unlikely to cause non-enemies actual harm, aside from the occasional yelling or boot in the ass, and relax enough to stop looking over their shoulder. The kid never does. *NOT DEAD as of 10/11/2024*