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“Three weeks,” Derek says. “Still don’t want to,” Stiles says. “I’ll pay you,” Derek says, and that… that has Stiles interested. Alf’s Antique’s may be a great job, but it’s not a high-paying job, and half of Stiles’s tuition is coming from financial aid, so… “How much,” Stiles asks, “are we talking here? Because I know your family, dude. And it’ll be kind of awkward after.“ “My family thinks you’re some sort of fucking gift to the world,” Derek seethes, like he’s jealous, “they’ll probably be pissed at me when we break it off, so don’t worry about that. Five hundred bucks.” “A thousand,” Stiles says, because screw ethics. Also, the Hale family is loaded. Derek can deal.

Derek has a new neighbor who won't stop looking. Excerpt: “You’re blind,” Derek said flatly, the anger draining from him so suddenly he felt almost woozy. His vision cleared, his claws sliding back into blunt fingernails. “Thanks for the memo, genius,” the kid said acidly. “I can still fucking defend myself, so don’t take another damn step.” “Fuck, I...I’m sorry,” Derek stuttered. “What?!” The kid’s brow crinkled. “I mean — what?! You’re fucking sorry!?” His lips thinned into a harsh line. “What, is this some kinda Hallmark movie where you’re discovering the error of your ways because you don’t want to rob a blind person?! That’s fucking condescending, man. I’ll have you know that —” “Just, wait.” Derek interrupted what was apparently the start of a convincing argument as to why he should rob the kid after all, feeling his head start to spin. “This is — it’s a misunderstanding. I’m — I’m not robbing you. You’re — you’re safe, okay? I’m taking three steps back. Just — just let me explain.” “Explain why you came busting into my apartment? Yeah, go right ahead, man, I can’t wait to hear this epic tale.”

Omegas have to be arranged to marry young Newt learns. When they go into heat their bodies need to mate, need an alpha to sooth the ache or it won't go away. So Newt's parents chose Percival for him and sometimes people think it's cruel but Newt never had, it had been a comfort, to know Percival was waiting for him.

Alpha/Omega verse AU with Hannibal and Will.Will is on the action block after being outed as an omega. Hannibal buys him for reasons. Hilarity, feels, cannibalism, and the monkey shit show that is Hannigram ensues. NO MPREG!! NEVER, EVER. I PROMISE. Not Beta Read COMPLETE! IT'S DONE!

Harry really fucking hates Louis. Louis really fucking hates Harry, kinda. Two boys from two separate Mafia’s are forced to meet somewhere in the middle. Louis is burdened with a child and Harry is burdened with Louis.

Yoongi was meant to be taking the trip of a lifetime with his boyfriend. But now he's in Paris, alone and miserable. That is, until he collides - quite literally - with one Park Jimin.

/jux·ta·po·si·tion/ n. the fact of two things being seen or placed close together with a contrasting effect. John Watson, sixteen-year-old new boy at St. Bartholomew's School, is assigned resident genius and nuisance Sherlock Holmes to be his roommate. While contending with schoolwork, exams, sports, friends, foes and family, they are entangled in a web of mysteries that soon seem far from coincidences. Will they be able to work out who is behind them - and, scarier still, will they admit that their friendship has grown into something more before it is too late? [TL;DR: Boarding school AU. Our protagonists wind up as roommates.]

"Nerdytr3nchcoat" and "Impala67" weren't looking for romance on the dating website called 'dateangels.com'. Castiel was looking for friends and Dean was just looking to get his nagging brother off his back. What they didn't expect to find was each other. [a long distance, online relationship fic]

Two fools falling in love in a world that is gentle and kind. Hanzo runs a flowershop and McCree is a baker down the street. They meet at a wedding they are both working at. The attraction is instant when Jesse saves Hanzo from a fall and they share some sinfully sweet cupcakes and a special evening. Genji is a little shit

When Yuuri downloaded the harmless quiz app, he didn't expect to become best friends with the Russian boy who asked him for a rematch. - Porkcutlet: Wait, you're from Russia right? Makka: I am, why? Porkcutlet: I was just wondering what it feels like to walk on the same ground as a real life angel? Makka: Umm Makka: It just feels like walking? - (In which Yuuri unknowingly befriends Viktor online and gushes to him about the living legend himself)

When her mother began dating a new man, Clarke never imagined she would have to move on with him and his annoying daughter, Lexa. Clarke hates the new city, the new weather, but especially she hates her new step sister. Little do the two teenagers know how things can change.

Unbeknownst to him, Will is in an arranged marriage with Hannibal of the Lecter tribe; a tribe known mostly for its cannibalism of their victims. Will wants no part of it.

This is an AU story where Raymond Reddington does not leave Masha Rostova's life while she is young. After rescuing the four-year-old girl from the fire, he does leave her in Nebraska to be raised in secret by Sam, but he keeps in contact with her, physically appearing during various, important moments in her life. The two of them develop a profound bond throughout the years she matures from child to woman. But something happens to make Red immediately break off their contact for years. It is during her FBI training when Liz learns the man she has known for most of her life, the man she called "Red," is Raymond Reddington, the "Concierge of Crime." Eventually Red comes out of hiding to work as an asset for the FBI--but, like in the show, this is to ultimately protect her from those who wish to hunt her down. Their relationship is shattered, and yet they both find that they are still drawn to one another. Will they be able to reestablish the bond they had made while she had been growing up? Will they be able to rebuild their trust in one another? *This story is currently being illustrated. It is the wish of the artists that permission be asked to share the artwork on other sites. TY!

Rey meets a stranger when she’s out scavenging in a wreck. She’s struggling with the here and now, he’s haunted by the past. Together, they stumble towards an uncertain future amid a backdrop of war. Kylo Ren rises to power and gains things he never knew he wanted and loses things he always assumed he would have. Girl meets Sith, only this time it’s on her turf.

AU: Tony isn't a part of the team, he's not even a cop – and still he and Gibbs end up together. The first sign McGee had of something being different was when Gibbs smiled at his phone.

Where Thorin is water, deep and vast and unpredictable as the sea, Dwalin is fire. Or, well, something equally burning, for the passionate scalding heat of volcanoes is actually made of molten rock and stone (or so her father's books claim, and how fit would that be for such a rock-skulled dwarrow).Either way, Bilbo cannot help but think that it fits: Both of them are so different, and yet so very much alike - passionate, and forces of nature, and neigh unstoppable. And she is so terribly, hopelessly, ridiculously in love with both of them.

Alex calls the stupid advice podcast because he’s bored and out of ideas and he’s been trying his best, but Henry doesn’t seem to be feeling any better. “My friend was seeing this guy for four months, and then just got straight up ghosted. What can I do to support him?” The podcast host - a comedian most of the time - answers, “Oh, you’re gonna have to fuck him.”

AU where Hannibal is an FBI profiler troubled by his own potential for violence and Will is a psychiatrist and serial killer. When Hannibal doesn’t answer, Will says, “This must be an awful shock to you.” His voice is slurred. At first, Hannibal had attributed it to large gash he'd left in Will’s left cheek, but he realizes now that Will is tremendously drunk. “No,” Hannibal says, slowly, as the pieces begin to slide into place for him. “In retrospect, it’s not that surprising at all.”

In which Dean is a government assassin, and Castiel is the one who made him pause.