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Xie Lian found something in himself that he thought was gone—worn away with every mistake he had made. Faith. His arms opened, and the child was hesitant—but eventually, he fell into them, his body trembling with silent sobs. "I remember you," he whispered again, voice breaking as Hong-er clung to him. I remember you. I remember you. I will always, for as long as I live, remember you. (A re-telling of TGCF where Xie Lian has his cursed shackle placed in his eyes, blinding him. And yet, through all of his struggles; there is always someone watching over him.) (MULTIPLE TRANSLATIONS AVAILABLE)

AU. What happens when a baker and a graphic designer meet via a very specific Craigslist post? Fate, friendship, food, and maybe more.

Harry felt Malfoy's breath on his lips as they came together over the bottle, hands firmly planted on the floor as though they each needed their familiar soil, refusing to cross into enemy territory. Except that Malfoy no longer felt like his enemy. Malfoy felt inevitable.

When the Goddess of Sex dies, Odin is desperately searching for someone to fit her role. The lust and passion are disappearing from the realms and he needs a suitable replacement. Apparently, Loki is extremely interested. After becoming the God of Sex, Loki hears you praying to him about how you want to lose your virginity. He's curious about you and decides he'd like to your answer your prayers in a bit more personal manner. Loki comes to you, ravishes you, and when neither of you can resist the temptations of one another, you quickly enter into an intimate deal full of pleasure, lust, and your complete submission. *Started as a one shot, now a chaptered fic!*

packs merge all the time. it's survival. jimin knows that, but what he's not prepared for is the attention he's getting from a certain jeon jeongguk, the alpha's son.

Taehyung sets the flowers down on the dining table, plucking the card off the little holder. "Dearest Taehyung, just wanted you to know that I'm thinking about you. I hope you're thinking about me too. Love--" he pauses and squints before cocking an eyebrow and pursing his lips. "Hyung, why is the boss of your little boy band gang professing his love for me?" Yoongi drops the noodles on the floor with a loud curse as he burns his hand. Or, Taehyung's been trying his hardest to avoid Yoongi's criminal life for a long ass time, but a cute kid and his infuriating father keep pulling him deeper into the mix.

On his way home from work, he sees a girl at a bus stop who's a little bit lost. He takes her to a hotel without any ulterior motives. Maybe. It ends up being the best decision he's ever made.

Stiles was twelve when he was given to Derek.

Nick wants to take things to the next level with Charlie. Charlie has a thing for Nick’s arms. A series of Charlie and Nick’s adventures and firsts. Smut, fluff, and angst ensues.

Suggestions/Requests are no longer being taken as it is complete.

Based on prompt: Pretend Boyfriends AU where one of their families is always wondering why they're never in a relationship, so the other offers to pretend to be their boyfriend for some family event" Basic Steps to Getting Yourself In a Pickle With Both Your Family and The Guy You've Secretly Crushed On For Five Years (A Guide): STEP 1: After being perpetually single and constantly making up excuses to your family, give in and lie about having a boyfriend.STEP 2: Agree to bring said boyfriend to the family cottage for a week so he can be your date to your parents' wedding anniversary party.STEP 3: Panic.STEP 4: Say 'yes' when your best friend and closet crush - who you're convinced isn't interested in you that way in the least - offers to be your pretend boyfriend.STEP 5: Try your best not to fall in love with them during the trip.STEP 6: Fail miserably.

You sincerely think your shop must be cursed since Overlords seem to frequent it, but nothing prepares you for the Radio Demon crossing the threshold of your shop.

The young schoolgirl Tiffany is a bad girl.

Yuuji isn't really sure why Yaga-sensei asks him to teach the Special Grade students but he's determined to do his best. Nothing could have prepared him for the whirlwind that is Gojo Satoru. Satoru's sensei is hot like burning and also his soulmate. They're meant to be - no matter what Shoko and Suguru have to say about it.

“Like, you know, wouldn’t it be funny if we pretended to date and like… Acted all mushy and over the top to show Taehyung and Namjoon how gross they are?” “That -” Yoongi cuts off, head tilting to the side. “I guess that would be funny.” He pauses. “We should do it.” And this is not at all what Jungkook expected. He’s not entirely sure if Yoongi is joking or not. “I - are you serious?” He expected Yoongi to object, to tell him he’s being ridiculous, or laugh it off. It’s a crazy idea, it doesn’t even make sense. But Yoongi isn’t staring at him like he’s crazy. “Sure.” Yoongi shrugs. “I mean, this is the stupidest fucking idea I’ve ever heard.” “Hey!” Yoongi grins. “But what could go wrong?” -OR- United by their mutual disgust for their grossly in love roommates, Jungkook and Yoongi decide to pretend to date to give them a taste of their own medicine. And that should be fine, no big deal, probably just a funny story to tell later… Right?

Adam wakes up in Hell to find that he's become a demon. Unable to care for himself, he finds his way into the hands of Lucifer, who wants to make him pay for the shit he's done since The Beginning. The only price is Adam's body.

"My eggs are ready," Neuvillette purred against Wriothesley's skin, and Wriothesley sucked in a quiet breath.

One offhanded comment about Sasuke’s inexperience at dating propels him to research all things romantic, which leads him into a world of kink—something he realizes he has a taste in. Out of curiosity, he decides to visit one of Konoha’s kink clubs, the Chidori, to see for himself. There, he meets Naruto, who is older and more experienced, and excited to speak about the lifestyle he loves. Naruto is a regular at the Chidori, always willing to mentor new doms and subs, and then he meets Sasuke—a young, inexperienced student, wide-eyed and curious. The two are instantly in tune with each other, and end up forming a play partnership, Naruto teaching Sasuke the secrets of kink and love. There’s no room for feelings. That’s what Naruto tells himself, anyway. But as their bond deepens, they both start to realize it’s going further than either of them thought.

Sukuna has always been a being that covets what is his. His vessel is no exception. AU where Sukuna successfully drags Yuuji down to his level.

Would he have been okay with Lucifer staying? Did he want him to stay? Did he want Lucifer to climb back into his bed and kiss him again in a way that was entirely, undeniably and unapologetically sexual? …Maybe. ~|~ I finally finished it! 6500 fuckin words of disgustingly fluffy (and yet also kinky) porn about two tired dads figuring their shit out together. MIND THE TAGS, y’all. Al’s a damn cannibal, don’t be fuckin surprised that I added blood play. <3 ~kisses ALSO a special thanks the lovely @Ntrashdemon on X for letting me scream at them about this fic while I was writing it <3

”Oh, hyung,” Hongjoong said with a sigh. He brought his fingers up to his mouth, making sure Seonghwa was watching as the alpha sucked the digits into his mouth. “You’re dripping all over my bathroom floor.” — A new family moves into the house next door to Seonghwa. After years of not understanding why his body rejects the idea of sex, everything changes on the day Seonghwa sees Hongjoong for the first time. Perhaps this alpha could be the solution to Seonghwa’s problem…

“Christ, Alex.” Henry stalked up to him. Alex was suddenly greeted with a handful of him, cold hands on his cheeks, his body warm to the touch. He looked almost frantic, chewing on his lip as he tried to get words out. “I haven’t been nearly as horny in my life. I need you to fuck me.” (or, six times henry gets railed)

Lucifer has trouble falling asleep and Alastor has a great idea to solve this issue.

Long ago, two races ruled over Earth: HUMAN WOMEN and BIG DICKED MONSTERS (also human men). One day, war brokeout between monsters and men over the women.After a long battle, the human men were victorious.They sealed the monsters underground with a magic spell. Many years later...MT. Ebott201X.Legends say that those who climb the mountain never return.---A teenage human girl named Frisk falls into the underground after getting wasted after graduation, only to find a world of monsters all with her favorite thing: massive, throbbing, pent up cocks. She must now slut and whore herself across the underground to make it back to the surface while also teaching monsters the power of CONSENT (instead of MERCY).

Katsuki is the first one to get his soul mark from their class, which should bring a smug grin to his face, but all it does is gnaw at his insides even more. He already knows his classmates are gonna go around telling everyone whose name they have on them as soon as they get ‘em, and while he would have been willing to tell someone like Eijirou or even Izuku if he pressed enough and his soulmate’s name wasn’t someone they already knew, he’s not so sure about it now. Not when 'Shouto Todoroki' practically bores holes into his face the more he stares at the name. -or, soulmates Katsuki and Shouto falling in love without knowing they're each other's soulmate

The producers of Naked Attraction decide to do a 'Second Chances' edition of the show where past contestants who didn't find love on the show the first time can re-apply in hopes that the second time's a charm. Superfan of the show and season three contestant, Harry Styles, is nervous when he first finds out that Niall, Harry's roommate and production assistant on the show, has signed him up to be one of the singletons vying for a date with none other than Louis Tomlinson, from season one, who also happens to be the man Harry has pined for, drooled over, and borderline stalked since he first discovered the show. Will Louis pick Harry? Will Harry share the naked truth about his superfan and supercrush status with Louis? Will Niall Horan ever stop meddling? Find out if going au naturel can lead to a second chance at love in The Naked Truth! OR The Naked Attraction Larry AU

There aren’t many instances in which Henry would claim he exhibits a colorful vocabulary. In fact, he could likely list them on one hand: when wretched people say the most bigoted things, when the local grocer has run out of their Jaffa Cake stock in the minuscule international aisle, when he gets bored and resorts to writing homoerotic poetry in his moleskin journal with a fountain pen like some lovelorn literary scholar from the eighteenth century. And now, when he’s assigned to a gig he doesn’t want to be at. As in, he would rather publish said poetry to the unrelenting, merciless masses of the internet than be at this gig. “You must be bloody fucking kidding me.” - Or, When Rolling Stone names Alex Claremont-Diaz as the number one rising star to look out for, Henry is tasked with the sole responsibility of photographing him for their cover shot. Which, truly, wouldn’t be an issue—it’s an incredible opportunity—except Henry doesn’t trust that miscreant to be within ten feet of him ever since The Incident™

When you are pressured into getting your first tattoo, the moody artist that is called for the design seems more than bored to be doing it. Though after seeing your artistic potential that he feels mirrors his own, Choso warms up to the task of gracing you with your first tattoo. That is, until ink becomes merely a fraction of your relationship when mutual, romantic feelings come to light.

The dying light catches the hair on Buck’s stomach, glinting where it smatters across the firm, broad planes of his belly—Eddie resolutely does not pay heed to his monkey brain’s kneejerk response of bite—crowding thick and snaking down into the waistband of his shorts. Eddie’s not going to pass out, he’s going to die. “Eds,” Buck grins, catching sight of him. “Ready to get your ass handed to you?” He scoops up the basketball resting on the bench, letting it twirl effortlessly on a fingertip. Eddie is not going to pass out or die, God doesn’t love him enough for either of those things, Eddie is going to chub into the world’s least concealable boner in these baggy-ass shorts that won’t hide shit and then he’s going to have to ask Chim’s friends to mercy-kill him. or, buck's good at basketball, eddie's trying really hard not to commit an act of public indecency about it, and maybe, just maybe, a slightly bloody beachside pick-up game can be the start of something new

Dr. Ratio has long struggled with intimacy. Aventurine breaks him out his shell and takes his virginity.

It's just a slightly problematic coffee shop au where Sukuna is a tatted-up businessman and Yuuji is a college drop-out who's running his late grandfather's café. (Comes with recipes!)

Noriaki Kakyoin has a job in a corporate office, and his life is settling after escaping his abusive ex. He has no interest in ever involving himself with another person, especially not another alpha. When he meets the COO of the company, however, he finds an older alpha of a completely different kind in Jotaro Kujo.Kakyoin is tired of running place to place with nothing to his name, so even though he and Mr. Kujo keep inexplicably meeting at work, Kakyoin is going to try his best to build a life where he is. It's too bad his past is never far enough behind...

And Trent’s not a mess! He’s not. He’s got his life entirely together. He chose to reveal his source and give up his position with The Independent. He chose to start chasing book authorship as his new branch of his career tree. He chose his flat, and his car, and his life, down to the brands of tea he buys and the sorts of people he spends time with and the sheet sets he puts on his and Beatrice’s beds. He’s an adult man, for Christ’s sake. Of course, he’s got his life together. Everything is under his control, and it’s all fine. It’s entirely, completely, fully fine. Taking one last steadying breath, Trent opens his eyes and looks over the line of seven tests on the counter: the first he took a few hours ago, and the six he just took since. Each and every last one of them says he’s pregnant. Some have plus signs, some have two lines, some simply have the word pregnant. All of them may as well come together to form a little sign reading, Congratulations, Trent! You did it! You’ve finally made a goddamn bloody mess out of everything! Just wait until you have to tell Ted! Trent’s stomach turns for more reasons than one.

Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe slowly come to a mutual understanding. It does take Shen Qingiu a little longer to actually reach it, however.

Oikawa shows up in Brazil right when Hinata is feeling most alone.Neither of them can avoid the subtle looks, the small touches, the idea that this could turn into something unexpected. For Hinata, it's a new possibility. Something unfamiliar, but not unwelcome.For Oikawa, it's something he wasn't able to plan for. Something his mind won't allow him to simply enjoy, no matter that he desperately wants to. A one week fling becomes a catalyst for the years to come. A journey of learning how to fight for themselves and for each other.