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Castiel has a nice predictable structured life teaching high school, even if he happens to be overqualified for it. Then this guy moves in around the corner and literally knocks him on his ass.

Day 1: MASKS-HalecestDay 2: WATERSPORTS-Wincest+AlastairDay 3: FROTTAGE-WincestDay 4: SPITROASTING-Posh Skittles/JackscilesDay 5: FEET-McCallcest [Drabble]Day 6: COCK WORSHIP-Schris/ScargentDay 7: INCEST-HalecestDay 8: LONG DISTANCE-ThorkiDay 9: BONDAGE-ThorkiDay 10: INTERCRURAL SEX-ScilesDay 11: COCK WARMING-Scalan/McDeatonDay 12: PET PLAY-SceucalionDay 13: STRENGTH+ROLEPLAY-WincestDay 14: CUNNILINGUS-Dean(na) x AlastairDay 15: MASTURBATION-WincestDay 16: FOOD PLAY-Dean x PieDay 17: BATHS-Ramsay x OFCDay 18: AGAINST A WALL+ASPHYXIATION-Schris/ScargentDay 19: PUBLIC SEX-JonmundDay 20: PROSTITUTION-Dean x AlastairDay 21: LACTATION-WincestDay 22: THREESOME-StererekDay 23: SIZE DIFFERENCE-Stiles x EnnisDay 24: SCAT-Derek x EnnisDay 25: BUKKAKE-Jack Kline x Wincest x OMCsDay 26: PEGGING-Robb Stark x Margaery TyrellDay 27: FISTING-Sam x John WinchesterDay 28: XENOPHILIA-Stiles x A PokémonDay 29: GLORY HOLE-Sam x John WinchesterDay 30: EXHIBITIONISM-Thorki x OMCsDay 31: A thank you note from the author

Stiles has a massive thing for Derek Hale. This is not news. Stiles, after all, has been carrying a torch for Derek ever since they bumped into each other at a taco cart at the start of his freshman year. But what is news? With no hope of ever capturing Derek’s attention, Stiles is thinking it might be time to let that torch go. Try to let it burn out. (Derek might have something to say about that.)

“Hey Lewis! We need you out here. Got a big order. And you gotta see this guy.” Kelly shouted as she held open the swing door. Darcy huffed and grabbed a cloth, wiping her hands clean and straightening out her blue and red uniform. “What’s the problem? Did you not read the sign?” Darcy snarked pointing up at the blackboard that read ‘Menu: Slice of Pie and Coffee. If you don’t like it, get out.’

Elorean is an elf from a long line of healers. Her Grandmother tended to King Oropher, Thranduil’s Father. Elorean understands that the new threats her people face call for new solutions in medicine. Growing up alongside a brother whose sole goal was to be a great fighter, Elorean is also well skilled with a sword a bow. She will need to draw on both her skills as a healer and a fighter as her people follow their King into battle. Elorean is not prepared for what transpires as she crosses boundaries and finds herself face to face with the King. Etiquette and diplomacy are attributes that Elorean often neglects when her inquisitiveness and ambition kick in. She is determined to do that which she knows is right whatever the cost. The King is not one to be crossed and beneath his armor are many secrets and wounds he has kept concealed for centuries. But this young elf healer keeps getting under his skin and that could prove to be very dangerous for both of them.

Harry doesn't necessarily expect a polite "thank you" after saving Daphne Greengrass and her younger sister from falling to their deaths, but he definitely doesn't expect the stream of verbal and magical curses he gets instead. His surprise is nothing compared to hers when her curse fails, though, and that discovery propels the two into a whirlwind week of legal loophole abuse, awkward lust, and weaponized Pureblood etiquette lessons.

A different kind of ABO love story It’s a few weeks before his 19th birthday and Viktor Nikiforov has just won his first Grand Prix Final Gold. He should be busy celebrating, but instead he’s forced to attend the ISU’s stupid presentation seminar. It was going to be awful, not just because he was sure to be the oldest newly presented skater there, but also because he would definitely be the only Omega. Being stuck in a room full of Alphas was definitely low on his list of things he wanted to do just days after his first major Senior Gold. That is until a tiny boy walked into the room and went and changed everything.

Sam has left for Stanford, his father is mad at him for helping his brother, and Dean is left to hunt on his own.After a finished hunt Dean goes out to a bar to celebrate his 23 birthday, when he picks up the wrong person.The man turns out to be a vampire who likes Dean's blood a bit too much, and he's not willing to let Dean go again now that he has found him.

It was the biggest secret in the Tower. Darcy Lewis's birthday was a date only known to one man. It was just a convenient coincidence that it happened to fall on his favorite nerd holiday. After another science!bender, Tony is passively reminded of the holiday and its significance, sending him on a mission to try and make it up to Darcy with a more traditional Pi and Darcy Day.

Sans has lost his brother. Toriel has lost her children and her kingdom. In their own very different ways, neither of them sees much of a future. But that doesn't have to stop them from making one together.

A kitten gets a new owner, an adorable little scruff just like herself. Unfortunately Castiel Novak comes with free Dean Winchester - who is not a cat person. Let battle commence!

Cas meets a good looking Sergant Major at his college graduation. Five years later he finds himself madly in love with a Captain.

Hannibal bakes a pie for Mardi Gras. There is some discussion and some feelings, and zero plot. (A wee little ficlet for the Hannigram Mardi Gras event.)

Castiel is exhausted after a long day at work, and now he's locked out. Infuriated, he heads to a nearby diner, one he's never ventured into before, in search of coffee. Turns out, the owner is pretty handsome...

—Look, your sister angel—Derek coughed. Cora hasn't been an angel since she was five months old— she agreed to go out with me because my visa is about to expire and…—I'd have to marry you for that, stupid—Cora released, rolling her eyes.—Are you saying you couldn't marry me to keep me in the country? —Stiles asked, sounding a little offended.—Damn, no —Cora snorted, getting a hurt look from Stiles.

Shy Castiel longs to meet his handsome new neighbors, Sam and Dean. Who knew that a cup of flour could break the ice?

Prompt 97: Ice Cream. Here we are folks. The shit hits the fan, the demon steps in, and the end game is here.

Little scenes that run through my head that make me smile. OTP imagines and cute interactions between our favorite characters!~GIFs are not mine! They were found on the internet because the internet is such a mystical place... :) ~

“It’s not like a tree where the roots have to end somewhere, it’s more like a song on a policeman’s radio, how we rolled up the carpet so we could dance, and the days were bright red, and every time we kissed there was another apple to slice into pieces. Tell me how all this, and love too, will ruin us. These, our bodies, possessed by light. Tell me we’ll never get used to it.”Richard Siken