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He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with the epilogue.

Harry has had quite enough of sharing his mind with someone else, thankyouverymuch. A miscast Legilimecy spell says otherwise. (Fic from 2010 FF archive being uploaded here.) AND FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, STOP REPOSTING THIS ON WATTPAD. I DO NOT WANT IT ON WATTPAD. YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO POST THIS ON WATTPAD.

It’s easy to forget with his bright smiles and positive personality that Midoriya Izuku isn’t the living embodiment of sunshine.Or: Moments when class 1-A and company notice that Izuku isn’t quite as pure as they think he is.

Consumed by grief, Clarke climbs Lexa's tower, not really thinking through what she plans to do. But any plans get taken away when she's struck by lightning, mysteriously transporting her back to before any of it happens. Back in her cell on the Ark, Clarke remembers exactly what went wrong - and mysteriously, so does Lexa among her people on the ground. Between the two of them, can they get back to each other? Can they find a way to save both of their people and themselves? Or is the hatred surrounding them too strong?

Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy never intended to blow up their life's work, but that's rather what they've gone and done. Now they're trapped 200 years in the past, with a broken Time Turner, a missing snuff box, a handful of overly-eligible daughters, and a House-elf in a cable knit cardigan. It will require the combined power of their keen intellects to get them home, if they'd stop arguing long enough to use them.As it turns out, history is just one damned accident after another. For fans of Harry Potter, Jane Austen, and Connie Willis, a historical romantic comedy all about time, and getting the hell out of it.

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Some people are born with soulmarks. Zuko has them, but his grandfather burned them off because they "make you weak." Team Avatar has a few things to say about that.

In Peter’s professional opinion, the world had gone to shit. When Tony had snapped, bringing back half of all life and stopping Thanos, everyone thought that the world would go back to the way it was. But nothing ever works out so nicely, does it? ———— When Peter is given the chance to go back and save everyone, he is sent back to before Civil War. All alone, Peter must find a way to save the avengers, and the world. Shit.

The Rogues are back; Tony Stark couldn't even be mad about it - it was his idea after all. He's an Avenger and that means protecting the Earth at any cost - even if he has to deal with a certain star-spangled man and his sullen sidekick. After all, he's been through worse in his life; the loss of his wife and the disappearance of his son 12 years ago. Compared to that, this would be a walk in the park. Bucky Barnes is back on US soil as a free man. But freedom is more than just physical. On top of that, Steve is desperate for him to be the man he was before. The only problem is; that man is long dead. Peter Parker has been through the mill but he knows he just had to adapt, roll with the (many) punches and keep going. Spider-man is his safe place now, the one time he could truly feel like himself. Like he is making a difference. He'd make sure no one would suffer like he has, even if he has to track down the perpetrator himself.

Stay away from the light-beds. Stay in the deep. It is the first thing hatchlings are taught the moment their fans unfurl and they can swim without their parents to buoy them along. It is the first rule, the first law. It is the beginning of every boogey-monster bedtime story told when they settle against the cliffs to sleep. Castiel should have listened better. (Dean's Drabbles - certain scenes from Dean's POV.)

One year after the Civil War, Bucky Barnes is pardoned, thanks in large part to Tony Stark, and given a chance to return in order to remove the triggers in his head, courtesy of the upgraded BARF tech. Bucky is ready to heal and make amends, but can he atone for all the damage done? The path forward seems daunting and there are challenges ahead, but may be both he and Tony can find hope in the most unexpected place - each other. Because no matter how cold a winter, spring always follows. ~~ON HIATUS, BUT NOT ABANDONED - Read through Ch. 63 for best/most complete reading experience and if you want to avoid the rude way I stopped on a cliffhanger~~

Essentially smut with a little humor.Please do not read if you are looking for something more as plot does not have a home in this fic. This story was never meant to be a literary masterpiece and I will never claim that it or any of my other writing is up there with the greats. They are not. ThankyouX Follow my unhinged arse on insta: ada_p_rix ______ "...he’s twenty-six years old, and to this day I don’t think he’s ever finished himself off inside of a woman...” ______ Hermione and Pansy work in a shop together.Draco, Harry, Theo and Blaise all work together at the Ministry.They all meet up every Friday at the pub to have drinks.Pansy has a new fantasy potion that she likes to call 'The Erised Effect' that she's keen to try out on willing participants ... Boys are so easy to manipulate when alcohol is involved ....

"It was a good distinction to make. I wasn't Bella, but for the time being, I could be Isabella." Because time marches on and waking up as Bella Swan is unfortunate, but it's not the end of the world. Only the end of her's. Links for music playlists and story translations available in the series notes.

In a world filled with superpowers, you would think that the daily struggles of life would be easier. Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo find that, that isn't the case at all for three young boys that turn to a life of crime to be able to put food on the table. It's perfectly fine though, they're determined to become renowned villains and are just getting better and better at their craft. Until they break in and steal from the wrong house. The trio now find themselves fleeing at every turn because they've caught the eye of Pro-Heroes and Super Villains alike. ____ Or Bench Trio are dirty crime children that mistakenly break into the house of Pro-Hero 'The Blade' and steal from him. Catching the interest of Philza, who wants to adopt the little thieving children who look like they desperately need a hot meal and a warm bath.

He was smiling. At Tom Riddle. He was going to get murdered before the year ends, he just knows. Alternate universe/Post-Hogwarts. warnings: mature themes, drinking, swearing. An adult Harry Potter with all his knowledge and experience is transported to his 23yo body in a universe with no war.

While exorcising a haunting, Lan Wangji gets cursed with a brand of honesty, and is forced to speak his every thought out loud.

Her godfather is dead. So is Tom Riddle, which appears to be the only thing anyone else cares about. Oh, and getting ahold of her, her money, and her titles. Fuck that noise. Ianthe learned how to Maraud from the best, and she doesn't intend to take this lying down. She intends to change a single moment in time - and change the life of her godfather, herself, and the whole of Magical Britain. That the price for that change is all that she is, including her life? There's always a price. Merlin showing up and telling her that the price of her actions isn't her death? Not part of her calculations. Changing the past is surprisingly easy. Living it might just be harder. Especially when the lives she changed to save the future collide with the one she now lives, thirty years in the past.

Dream XD decides that they wish to help everyone's favorite gremlin child heal from all the pain he's endured OR A very self indulgent story of DSMP!Tommy getting adopted by God and getting that healin' TRIGGER WARNING: Exile Arc and Prison Arc. Suicide ideation, gaslighting/manipulation, physical/mental/emotional abuse mentioned. Also attempted murder. If it's something that's given DSMP! Tommy trauma, it is prolly here. This is in no way a shipping fic. Problematic shippers go AWAY.Edit: I also ask that if you are a c!Dream apologist who victim blames c!Tommy that you politely DNI as well. Lil' addition since this work is gaining more attention: PLEASE PLEASE do not repost this story anywhere. I work very hard(as do all authors on their stories) on it and if you steal it I will cry. Thank you. =)

Want some spice in your life? Here's some sinful Yandere One Shots for your Twisted Wonderland Characters that no one really asked for, we just wanted to feed the hornii. Except this time, you are allowed to ask for what you want.

Venti has added 14 people to the conversationVenti has changed the conversation title to people that fuck kids or smt lol idkVenti: your english essay or ur lifeDiluc: my lifeDiluc: release me from this prison we call livingJean: do...you need to talk?Kaeya: don’t worry, he’s being edgyVenti: please guys im actually gonna fail Or: Its another Modern AU Chatfic, but everyone hates each other.Most random update schedule you haven't seen. This is 100% chatfic, despite the wordcount I'm sane I promisePlease note that this Fic began in Version 1.2: a lot of information/humor may be outdated. Please bear with me on the earlier chapters(I promise it’s like fine wine: it gets better)Discontinued as of 7/21/23, Fandom fallout got to me

Twenty years ago, the Warlord of the North came down out of the mountains and slew the king of Kaedwen, taking crown and kingdom for his own. Everyone expected him to be overthrown almost immediately, but he has only grown ever more secure in his position. Finally, the other countries around Kaedwen have begun to negotiate with him as they would any other king. To seal the new treaty between Redania and the Warlord, Lady Milena de Roggeven, third daughter of the Duke of Roggeven, has been sent to marry whichever of the Warlord’s men he chooses. Milena is starkly terrified of everything about her new husband; every rumor she has ever heard about the barbarians of the north seems worse than the last, and Lambert clearly despises the very thought of marriage. Lambert of the Wolves is still grieving his lost lover, dead more than three years now. The last thing he wants is to be married off to a terrified stranger, and he can’t imagine why Geralt and Eskel think he of all people is suited to a diplomatic marriage. And neither of them suspects the treachery that lies behind the treaty which binds them together.

Draco Malfoy has never uttered the words "I love you" to a single woman, but he knows how Hermione Granger takes her coffee and that she can't go a day without devouring a pumpkin scone.

Tony can't get himself back from Siberia, and it takes the night for him to be rescued. While waiting to see if he'll die of hypothermia, he realises something for the first time. It wasn't that he failed because he hadn't tried hard enough. He had failed because he had tried too hard. His so-called team-mates had formed the habit of blaming Tony for everything because he had let them. He had shouldered the blame, let them attack him without consequence, and cleaned up after their mess, all so they could continue to feel self-righteous in peace. But it wasn't just him they were attacking, and saving the world didn't give them a free pass to be the very bullies that Steve claimed to fight against. Tony woke up in hospital, still sustained by the relief of his realisation. Things sucked, but they would get better. He was Tony Stark, and no challenge was too much for him. It was odd how much easier it was to plot when he actually did intend ways to manipulate the ex-Avengers into falling in line. And since that was what they seemed convinced he was doing all along, they didn't deserve a warning that it would now be true.

“I’m in love,” Oikawa declared, succumbing to the warm embrace of his arms once more, burying his head deep within the confines. “You’re dating someone? Oh shit, I didn’t know that,” Kuroo whistled. “I wish,” Oikawa responded with a sigh, memory flashing back to the handsome stranger and his green eyes, warm complexion, and those arms – “Oh, so it’s that kind of love. Alright, hit me. What’s his name?” Oikawa’s face twisted down in an offended glare. “You don’t know his name?” Kuroo asked carefully, lips teetering on the edge of a smile. “Not yet, but I will. Mark my words, the next time he comes in here I’m going to get his name and his number,” Oikawa announced firmly. “That is, if he comes back. You know, this could have been a one time thing,” Bokuto reminded unhelpfully. “I take back what I said earlier. I’m firing you,” Oikawa deadpanned.

The first time you met monsters you manage to run into four of them and literally run into one of those four. Now they are apparently moving in next door with their siblings and you can't seem to imagine a life without monsters. On the plus side they tell horrible jokes and have endless amounts of energy. So what could possibly go wrong. Part 1) Chapters 1-138Part 2) Chapters 139 - ???

“Jason has just calmed down from the spike of anger when Tim comes back into the main room after changing out of his school uniform. Jason looks up and freezes. There’s a purpling bruise on Tim’s neck. The shape of the bruise is undeniably that of a hand, a large one. The bruise looks a few days old, but it is more than dark enough for Jason to know Tim must have been covering it with makeup. But now the makeup is wiped away to reveal angry purple and blue with a halo of red around the edges. On his neck, his delicate, fragile neck, someone put their hands on his baby brother’s neck—" # Almost a year after Hood attacked Robin at Titans Tower and four months since he agreed to stop killing, Jason struggles to cope with the horrific violence he inflicted on Tim now that he has the Pit under control. Well. Mostly under control. Featuring Robin!Tim as a touch-starved bean with no self-worth and Nightwing!Dick as the only Bat with an emotional braincell.

“If you ever find yourself in danger, go to Bruce Wayne. He will help you.” His mother had loved him, in her own way. If she hadn’t, she wouldn’t have helped him escape. If she hadn’t, she would have dragged him back to the League of Assassins, to Grandfather. If she hadn’t, he’d be dead. She loved him, but she loved the League more. Jack and Maddie Fenton loved him too, they did, but they loved their work more. They loved their work more. -- After his parents react poorly to his reveal, Danny escapes to the only person he thinks can help him - Bruce Wayne. He doesn't know what to expect when he gets there, but it has to be better than where he is, surely? He certainly doesn't expect to be reunited with his long lost twin brother Damian. It's funny how things work out that way. Danny is 16 years old, not Phantom Planet compliant

Eggsy takes out the medal in slightly worse circumstances, asking for a miracle.

Charlie Morningstar, ever the ray of sunshine, asks Alastor to find out what's going on with Lucifer. Alastor takes to the task with gusto. Lucifer hates every second of it.

“She’ll never claim me,” he whispered. Silena shook her head, eyes wild as she looked around for anyone who could be watching. “My mother doesn’t remember half of her children as it is,” she said with a note of bitterness. “If you do something to impress her, it won’t matter. Return the bolt in her name. She’ll claim you if you act the part. If you stay unclaimed then they'll figure out what you really are," she said, squeezing his hands tightly. Percy's heart sped up. "I - I don't know the first thing about Aphrodite-" "My mother was born of sea foam," Silena cut him off. "And if you're really who I think you are... you are the sea. You can pull this off," she said and touched his cheek. "Get the bolt. Survive," she said. Percy swallowed. "What if I can't act the part?" He asked. Silena's expression went blank for a moment. Slowly, she slipped off her bracelet and placed it in his hands. "If you're going to be one of us... you better learn." Or AU where Percy has to hide the fact he's a Big Three kid otherwise he'll be killed on the spot. Unfortunately for him, unclaimed kids tend to raise the most suspicion... but he might have found a loophole in the form of Aphrodite.

Queen Bitch: Look me in the eye and tell me you don’t want to ‘break off a piece of that kitkat bar’.KitKat: I am unsure how to feel about this.Vulpix: You know what she has a point. Never thought I’d say that.Hero In A Half-Shell: Same, dude.Bugaboo: Okay, first of all, since we’re doing this whole ‘Team Chat’ thing, we should lay down some rules:KitKat: Notice how she dodged the question?

The soulmate/soulbond au where Yoongi is part of a famous rap duo and Jungkook is his diligent fanboy, they meet at a fansign and things escalate from there (alt. Yoongi didn’t sign up for this)

Harry saved Draco from a humiliating trial and a dark future in prison. He keeps him in a safety of his house, but things start to get out of hands when his feelings for the boy begin to develop. Draco remains cold, convinced his noble pureblood origin doesn't allow him to get involved with anyone less, but Harry is not having any of that.

When everyone found out that Izuku was quirkless, Katsuki was furious… at first. The two fell out, yeah, but it only lasted a few months.When Katsuki saw some of those extras that followed him attacking Deku, HIS Deku, he snapped. His body moved on its own, and he found himself punching, screaming, and blasting them until they ran off. Izuku looked up with tears streaming down his face, shocked.Katsuki placed a hand on his knee as he bent down to help Izuku up. “Don’t listen to a word they say, Deku. You’re still gonna be a hero. I’ll make sure of it.” Katsuki pulled the smaller boy up before lightly punching his arm. “Not as good as me, obviously. You can settle for number two.”Izuku giggled wetly and hesitantly countered, “We’ll see, Kachan. If you’re helping me, then I’ll surpass even you someday!”Katsuki scoffed and led the way back to his house. “Yeah, I’d like to see you try!”Standard quirkless Deku fic, but he and Katsuki stayed friends, and are now at the cusp of their hero careers at UA

Park Jimin is shy, and all he wants from his final month at school is to keep his head down, make it through his exams relatively unscathed, and spend some quality time with best friends Hoseok and Taehyung. But at a party he was never supposed to go to, a game of spin the bottle throws him helplessly together with his least favourite person in school: notorious bully Jeon Jungkook. Wherever Jungkook goes, trouble is soon to follow. With devilish good looks, an affluent family and a penchant for making peoples’ lives a misery, his path of destruction is seemingly ceaseless: he’s a hurricane, hurtling recklessly through everything he touches, and he’ll stop at nothing to get what he wants. Good guys like Jimin and hurricanes like Jungkook don’t mix, but they find themselves inexplicably drawn to each other – and when Jungkook decides that what he wants is Jimin, together they must realise that sometimes, to see the sunshine, you have to brave the storm.