AU. What happens when a baker and a graphic designer meet via a very specific Craigslist post? Fate, friendship, food, and maybe more.

Over the six years Draco Malfoy has been an Auror, four of his partners have turned up dead. Harry Potter is assigned as his newest partner to investigate just what is going on.

Harry realizes that he's a horcrux a year early. Desperate to help her best friend, Hermione discovers a ritual that can save him. The problem? Harry needs to have sex with and bond with seven witches.

Iwaizumi blinked his gaze over to Oikawa, "Last time was supposed to be a one time thing," he said, voice low, lacking some conviction. Oikawa's lips twitched into a smirk and he brought them hovering just over Iwaizumi's, "One time thing, Two time thing, what's it matter as long as it's not a Relationship thing?"

Harry felt Malfoy's breath on his lips as they came together over the bottle, hands firmly planted on the floor as though they each needed their familiar soil, refusing to cross into enemy territory. Except that Malfoy no longer felt like his enemy. Malfoy felt inevitable.

“They say when you fall in love you can’t fall asleep, but now that I’ve met you I feel like I finally can.” A University AU where Jungkook and Taehyung become roommates. But Jungkook has insomnia and can't fall asleep with other people and Taehyung can't fall asleep alone.

College AU where Chuuya finds out that the boy he drunkenly made out with the night of orientation is his new roommate. His arrogant, smug, very straight roommate. And the boys are each convinced the other is trying to ruin their life by making them go absolutely insane. Turkish Translation Here Vietnamese Translation Here

Lena is a Fortune 500 CEO focused on making her company a force for good. Kara is an up and coming soccer star preparing for the World Cup. When they meet on a flight the attraction is instant, but due to a bad relationship Kara has a strict 'no-alphas' dating policy. They try to be friends but their attraction is too strong to be denied, leading to many inconvenient and graphic sexual encounters while they work through their issues. Kara realizes Lena is a very different type of alpha, but will she be able to overcome her history? Will Lena conquer her family's evil schemes? Eventually they learn that when they work together, nothing can keep them apart.

When the Goddess of Sex dies, Odin is desperately searching for someone to fit her role. The lust and passion are disappearing from the realms and he needs a suitable replacement. Apparently, Loki is extremely interested. After becoming the God of Sex, Loki hears you praying to him about how you want to lose your virginity. He's curious about you and decides he'd like to your answer your prayers in a bit more personal manner. Loki comes to you, ravishes you, and when neither of you can resist the temptations of one another, you quickly enter into an intimate deal full of pleasure, lust, and your complete submission. *Started as a one shot, now a chaptered fic!*

packs merge all the time. it's survival. jimin knows that, but what he's not prepared for is the attention he's getting from a certain jeon jeongguk, the alpha's son.

Kinktober 2020 (Except I'm not really following any guidelines.) Izuku is hit by a strange kink-centered quirk. Bakugou offers to assist him with his explorations. A cohesive plot based kinktober fic. Kinks listed in chapter titles, tags will update with each chapter.*Story and editing complete!*

Stiles was twelve when he was given to Derek.

Jungkook isn’t adjusting well to his new life as a bunnyboy. When Seokjin catches the baby rabbit rubbing his little cock obscenely against the furniture, the men are forced to do what’s best for their maknae. Jungkook objects vehemently.

Nick wants to take things to the next level with Charlie. Charlie has a thing for Nick’s arms. A series of Charlie and Nick’s adventures and firsts. Smut, fluff, and angst ensues.

Based on prompt: Pretend Boyfriends AU where one of their families is always wondering why they're never in a relationship, so the other offers to pretend to be their boyfriend for some family event" Basic Steps to Getting Yourself In a Pickle With Both Your Family and The Guy You've Secretly Crushed On For Five Years (A Guide): STEP 1: After being perpetually single and constantly making up excuses to your family, give in and lie about having a boyfriend.STEP 2: Agree to bring said boyfriend to the family cottage for a week so he can be your date to your parents' wedding anniversary party.STEP 3: Panic.STEP 4: Say 'yes' when your best friend and closet crush - who you're convinced isn't interested in you that way in the least - offers to be your pretend boyfriend.STEP 5: Try your best not to fall in love with them during the trip.STEP 6: Fail miserably.

He thought about the way Harry looked at him, smiled at him; about the way Draco’s head was nearly always full of him, all day every day, and about the way Draco sometimes deliberately went to bed still smelling of him, refusing to acknowledge what it meant – because he already fucking knew what it meant. What all of it meant. And then Draco decided, fuck it, he was going to risk it. They were going to risk it together, Harry and Draco. Smuffy little piece written for the universal darling's birthday celebrations!

“Your hoodie.” “Pardon me?” Draco’s eyes lit up at her bluntness. “Your. Hoodie.” Her fingers played around the edge of his collar, letting her nails scrape the inside of his neck. “What about it, Granger?” “I like it. I want it. You’re going to give it to me.” “Oh is that so?” He laughed, enamored by her demand. “And why would I do that, hmm?” “You said, and I quote, ‘Scream my name and I’ll give you anything you want’. Well I did just that, tenfold…so what I want,” Hermione pulled on the fabric until her chest collided with his, until her lips were a breath away from his ear, “is to rip this godsforsaken piece of clothing off your body, and wear it for myself while you fuck me into your expensive sheets.” ———OR——— The one where Hermione Granger gets shagged thoroughly by Professional Quidditch Player Draco Malfoy in his favorite hoodie…and other shenanigans!

Emily Potter (fem!Harry) receives a letter from Gringotts in her sixth-year summer about something urgent. It turns out that there is a will passing down the Potter family, inherited only by a very few members of the family. Emily is one of them. Emily's life takes a turn for the better since inheriting the Will of Potters, and for the first time in her life, she's enjoying herself. Futa on female, Metamorphmagus sex, underage sex. Tags will be added as the story progesses.

'Eloise, tell me. Please,' she begged. She needed to know, what could possibly have her friend so worried about her, and Colin looking like he was about to pass out. What happened? Eloise sighed. 'You really don't remember marrying Colin last night?' 'Excuse me, what?' ———— The fic where they get drunk and marry in Vegas.

A collection of oneshots following a random timeline of the Getou-Gojo Family Stories.

“Like, you know, wouldn’t it be funny if we pretended to date and like… Acted all mushy and over the top to show Taehyung and Namjoon how gross they are?” “That -” Yoongi cuts off, head tilting to the side. “I guess that would be funny.” He pauses. “We should do it.” And this is not at all what Jungkook expected. He’s not entirely sure if Yoongi is joking or not. “I - are you serious?” He expected Yoongi to object, to tell him he’s being ridiculous, or laugh it off. It’s a crazy idea, it doesn’t even make sense. But Yoongi isn’t staring at him like he’s crazy. “Sure.” Yoongi shrugs. “I mean, this is the stupidest fucking idea I’ve ever heard.” “Hey!” Yoongi grins. “But what could go wrong?” -OR- United by their mutual disgust for their grossly in love roommates, Jungkook and Yoongi decide to pretend to date to give them a taste of their own medicine. And that should be fine, no big deal, probably just a funny story to tell later… Right?

Katsuki Bakugou is an Omega. That means he is poor, has a low paid, shitty job, lives in a small studio where everything is broken and he has no money to fix it.Aizawa Shouta is an Alpha, lives in a big house, is an author of horror novels where is quite successful at and has everything he needs.Until recently.He is moody, can't sleep and doesn't get good ideas anymore.His brother, Hizashi Yamada tells him to find an Omega and mate with him.Omegas release pheromones that work like drugs on Alphas and get them in a calm, relaxed state. That surely with help the grumpy Alpha to get rid of his bad mood.At first, Aizawa doesn't want that. He doesn't like Omegas very much and prefers to be alone.Then he meets the waiter at the restaurant he and his brother meet up frequently. A small, blond Omega that matches his mood. Annoyed, doesn't take shit from anyone and smells really nice.After a night they spent together and the pheromones really work, he offers the Omega a contact.Get in a total power exchange relationship with him, become his sub and in exchange get really well paid for that.Katsuki, in the shitty situation he is in, couldn't afford to say no.

Yuuji has been in the omegan marketplace for as long as he can remember. With the looming fear of being shipped off to a brothel hanging over him he presents as beautifully as he can to passing alphas. He has little hope with how masculine and unappealing he is but...then one takes an interest in him! A handsome high class alpha Gojo Satoru takes interest in him! The catch? Gojo is already bonded and happily in love.

“You have a twin sister?” Jungkook chuckles at his son as he tucks him in after a bedtime story, “And what makes you think she’s your twin?” He muses, now slightly intrigued by the story. “Cus we look just alike, Daddy! And we both like banana milk, and icecream, and coloring too!” He giggles after he’s done explaining himself, “We’re like, the same!” or after hearing such an outlandish story from his child about a 'twin' sister he has, jungkook plays into his child's imagination just this once and finds there's more truth to this story than he thought.

One offhanded comment about Sasuke’s inexperience at dating propels him to research all things romantic, which leads him into a world of kink—something he realizes he has a taste in. Out of curiosity, he decides to visit one of Konoha’s kink clubs, the Chidori, to see for himself. There, he meets Naruto, who is older and more experienced, and excited to speak about the lifestyle he loves. Naruto is a regular at the Chidori, always willing to mentor new doms and subs, and then he meets Sasuke—a young, inexperienced student, wide-eyed and curious. The two are instantly in tune with each other, and end up forming a play partnership, Naruto teaching Sasuke the secrets of kink and love. There’s no room for feelings. That’s what Naruto tells himself, anyway. But as their bond deepens, they both start to realize it’s going further than either of them thought.

Saturday nights in the ER were, from Alex’s humble point of view, the worst. When the rest of the week tended to be incredibly busy still —as emergency rooms always were, Saturday nights brought a whole new level of insanity Alex had yet to get used to. — In which Alex's shift in the ER turns out to be more interesting than previously planned when a certain patient is admitted in quite a... peculiar situation.

Graduate student Yu Jimin’s world takes an unexpected turn when a passionate night at a club intertwines her fate with a mysterious stranger. Little does she know that this stranger, Minjeong, is not just anyone but one of her own students in the college class she teaches. As the semester unfolds, Jimin grapples with the challenge of maintaining professionalism while concealing the electrifying secret that binds them. A compelling tale of love and discretion, exploring the intricate dance between personal desires and the responsibilities that come with the role of teacher and student.

Ever since he was 14 years old, Jisung has always spent his summers with his dad, even though he’s never around due to being one of the most famous singers in the world. He’s worried this summer might be the worst one yet, having to spend it across the country, away from his friends and family at his dad’s new beach house. But what happens when he meets his dad’s neighbor and best friend since high school, who never told him that Jisung existed? Or Minho is a 36 year old writer and Jisung is a 20 year old looking for someone to make his summer worthwhile.

Harry is extremely protective of his boyfriend Draco. When some asshole attempts to grab Draco’s hip to dance, Harry springs into action, ready to burn the bar to the ground.

Just…stepcest smut. 🙃 Started off as a twitter Drabble, but each chapter gets longer and eventually we see a minute amount of substance. Mostly just porn though. 😊💜

Katsuki could barely believe this was happening. Izuku, the pretty omega he had known his entire life, whom he had gone from friends, to bully, to rivals, and back to friends with, was here in his arms. He couldn’t believe that this perfectly imperfect man, the one he had been pining for for as long as he could remember, had made a nest in his bed; had asked Bakugou Katsuki to stay with him during his heat, and was clinging to the muscular blond like his life depended on it. There was no chance of him leaving now. He had a needy omega to please.

“Drink,” he instructs. “You need to get that ankle healed up, and it won’t take much.” The man raises his eyebrows, head rearing back in surprise. “You really think I’m stupid enough to let you turn me into a vampire here and now?” He scoffs, twirling his knife threateningly. “Fuck off.” Jeongguk can only stare at the man, mouth opening and closing as he tries to find the words to reassure him. “I-I’m not trying to turn you, I’m trying to heal you,” Jeongguk laughs in disbelief. “You do realize how stupid that would make me, right? It would be the complete opposite of our whole goal, I wouldn’t—" “Whatever.” The man interrupts, jerking his chin at the blood trickling down Jeongguk’s palm. “I’m not drinking that.” “Well you’re not going to make it to Seoul in that state,” Jeongguk argues. Or: Vampirism has taken over the world and humans are presumed to be extinct. Synthetic and animal blood is becoming less and less effective at keeping a vampire’s hunger at bay, so the Global Human Protection Organization is formed to search for human survivors. Jeongguk just never expected to find one covered in vampire blood.

Given the power to make any request of a fictional character, what would you do with it? Envision adorable scenarios? Find the answer to unknowable questions? Or simply indulge in lust. All are possible here! Alternatively: Make a request and see it realized! (Please check end of story notes for a general gist of how/what you can request.)

Slowly, his shaky hands clasped the sides of his mask. Wade’s heart sank to his stomach as he realized what was happening. After a moment of hesitation, Spider-Man pulled the mask forward, tousled brown hair bouncing out from beneath the fabric. — After months of hanging out together, Peter finally reveals himself to Wade. Smut and feels ensue.

“Christ, Alex.” Henry stalked up to him. Alex was suddenly greeted with a handful of him, cold hands on his cheeks, his body warm to the touch. He looked almost frantic, chewing on his lip as he tried to get words out. “I haven’t been nearly as horny in my life. I need you to fuck me.” (or, six times henry gets railed)