drunkenness

Harry felt Malfoy's breath on his lips as they came together over the bottle, hands firmly planted on the floor as though they each needed their familiar soil, refusing to cross into enemy territory. Except that Malfoy no longer felt like his enemy. Malfoy felt inevitable.

He was smiling. At Tom Riddle. He was going to get murdered before the year ends, he just knows. Alternate universe/Post-Hogwarts. warnings: mature themes, drinking, swearing. An adult Harry Potter with all his knowledge and experience is transported to his 23yo body in a universe with no war.

CLOSED AGAIN! SORRY Have you ever wanted to read about a pairing doing whatever you wanted? Well this is the story for you! I'll write whatever you want, with any pairing! (See rules) If you are looking for a specific pairing, try clicking “Entire Work” and then use your web browser’s “Find on Page” tool and search the desired character’s name. I didn’t initially think I would have this many chapters (and these chapters are targeted towards the person who requests them), so I apologize for not making it easier to navigate!

Yeah, yeah. You bitches know the drill. Post prompts in the first chapter. I'll write anything, absolutely anything. Bloody rape? You betcha. Incest-gangbang? Sure! Pissing non-con? Oh hell yes. Don't like? don't read :) 11/11/2024: I'm like, in college now, and really don't want this connected to me, so I'm orphaning it LOL. My user is middaysky0613 if you wanna come hang, I write bts stuff now

Steve Rogers is a capable leader, a kind and cheerful man, a good friend, a strong role model, and a loyal soldier. He's also teetering on the edge of suicide.

When the House of Barnes is left in massive debt after the death of George Barnes, their oldest son and heir, Bucky, is forced to sacrifice his own hopes and dreams by entering an arranged married to Steve Rogers. Steve seems kind enough, has a prominent job in the government, and was even voted Society's Best Catch. But the House Rogers is significantly higher in status than Bucky's family, which means Bucky is marrying up in Society, and marrying up doesn't only come with rewards, it also comes with certain...expectations and losses--some of which Bucky might be willing to do anything to avoid. And those opportunities might come his way. Unless, of course, he actually starts falling in love with his new husband...

Come do yoga and art with Shouto, massage Midoriya in a hot tub, or plow Katsuki in the locker room. All that here and more, folks.

Upon returning for Eighth Year, there are so many strange things going on with Malfoy, Harry doesn’t know where to start. He won’t talk to Harry, but he’s talking to ghosts. He won’t apologize for his past, but the Black Family tapestry has crossed him off its tree. And the worst of it all, he still has that infuriating, snotty mouth on him that gets Harry’s dick hard as a rock drives Harry insane.

A series of MHA one-shots for Kinktober 2020. 1 - Voyeurism - BakuDeku2 - Double Penetration - KiriKamiBaku3 - Mind Control - ShinKouda4 - Costume Kink/Hero Worship Kink - BakuDeku5 - Jealousy and Biting - BakuDeku6 - Temperature Play - TodoDeku7 - Hate Fucking - Kacchako8 - Public - KiriBaku9 - Drunk Sex - KiriKami10 - Sounding - HimiDabi11 - Omorashi - MonoBaku12 - Food Kink - KiriBaku13 - Caught Masturbating - BakuDeku14 - Knife Play - IzuToga15 - Sensory Deprivation - ShinKami16 - Under Water - KiriMina17 - Choking - TodoBaku18 - Maid Outfits - KiriBaku19 - Shibari - TodoMomo20 - Pegging - KamiJirou21 - Tentacles - Tamaki22 - ABO - KiriKami23 - Lingerie - Deku24 - Groping - TodoCamie25 - Brat and Mommy - MomoJirou26 - Orgy - Class 1A27 - Mutual Masturbation - BakuDeku28 - First Time - KamiSero29 - Wrestling - KiriBaku30 - Sleeping - KiriDeku31 - Phone Sex - KamiBaku Thank you so much for all your support everyone! It means so much to me. <3 :)

Something is seriously up with the captain of the lacrosse team. There's just no way Derek Hale is human.***“I was wondering if you're even human. You move so quickly. I mean, it's ridiculously fast. No human should be able to move that fast, y'know? It's unfair for us. I mean, it's obvious you work out, and I don't, so that could be why, but like...I was just wondering if you were human, that's all.” “Stop talking, Stilinski, or I'll—” “Put me on the bench all season?” Stiles asks knowing full well that Derek Hale can't threaten him with shit.

Steve's just moved back to Brooklyn after spending ten years in California trying to make a life for himself as an artist right after high school. Having escaped to the other side of the country following the sudden death of his mother, Steve feels guilty about abruptly leaving all his friends for so long, unfulfilled, scared and nervous about started college at his age, and unbelievably lonely. So when he meets Bucky Barnes, a young sex-worker, at a bar the night before his first day of classes, temptations might be too high to resist. One night paying for sex with the most sinfully gorgeous guy is nothing to brag to the papers about, huh? S'not like he'll ever see him again anyway... ...Right?

This was suppose to just be a Muzan 1 shot--Now just look at this mess! "No Good Deed Goes Unpunished." A proverb that many people can agree with.Especially you. Each Chapter is a one shot (Reader x Selected Chapter). So pick a chapter of a character you like and buckle up because your wig will be snatched. You say no? Well... Muzan says y e s. Chapter Index:1. Muzan2. Douma3. Akaza4. Giyuu5. Gyomei6. Kaigaku/Kokushibou + 17. Muichirou8. Uzui9. Sanemi10. Rengoku11. Inosuke12. Ubuyashiki13. Mitsuri + 114. Kanae15. Yoriichi16. Zenitsu17. Kanao18. Tanjirou

The Census Data has shown that Remnant is at below-replacement population levels, according to Penny's statistical analysis! Logical subroutines and deductions prescribe: Increase the population with the best of the best. A dating app, to match up the best of the genetic material with the most fertile of people. Unfortunately... logic and reason does not really factor in sexuality. The population decline must be halted, and so, Penny sets up dates with those individuals that would benefit from having a good few babies! Unfortunately, nobody really told Penny about the whole 'human sexuality' thing, and James Ironwood did not think too much about the ramifications of allowing such a thing... But at least the population will increase! This was commissioned work.

Working for Magnus isn’t easy. Magnus is out of control and Alec has to yell more often than not to get him to listen to him. He hates everything formal because it means he has to watch his mouth. Most importantly, Magnus is an incorrigible flirt. Which would be alright if Alec wasn’t utterly, irremediably, unfathomably in love with him. Based on this prompt:"AU where Magnus is an Oscar winning actor and Alec, his PA, is in love with him."

Derek hires Stiles, a professional alpha sex therapist, to help him through his heat.

Will is an off-brand sentinel. Hannibal is a reputable guide. What could go wrong?

Nodus Tollens: the realization that the plot of your life doesn’t make sense to you anymore Q's life at the technical help department of MI6 was decently quiet and paid reasonably well - it even gave him vacation time, although he rarely used it. So when Q was finally coaxed to leave work for a bit and relax, he thought that Paris might be fun. Of course, that was before the gunfight, witnessing a shooting, and being kidnapped by a strange, blue-eyed gunman named James Bond.

Harry should have known better than to accept a drunken dare. Especially when Malfoy was sitting right there, looking like that and wearing those bloody tight trousers.

Where Steve and Darcy are platonic BFFs and Tony and Clint just aren't buying it.

Her gland pulses faintly, nudging into the soft leather strap fastened about her throat, throbbing in time with her heartbeat as she lies in the unfamiliar bed trying to prepare herself for him. Someone she’ll never properly speak with or see in the light. A man whose name she’ll never know. Silence pours through Rey’s pricked ears, and she readjusts her head on the pillow, listening for any trace of movement. Is he even in the room? Has there been some mistake? She’s almost ready to roll over and check her phone for any last-minute messages she might’ve missed when the whispering of fabric makes her freeze. He’s here. As motionless as she’s been. Waiting. Omega Rey needs money to make her tuition payment. One night with a faceless Alpha and his twisted tastes promises to change that.

-------------- Ben Solo has a problem with sex. He’s addicted to his power over women, to the dominance and control. He’s very good at it and at using sex to avoid real connection and emotional vulnerability. Dr. Rey Niima knows this because she’s the one treating him. Or “Erotized transference in the male patient-female therapist dyad.“