honeymoon

"I said, what's your name?" Dazai snaps to attention to see that Chuuya is staring right at him, and suddenly his mouth feels like sandpaper. Jesus. Who has eyes like that?! “Ozai—" “Huh?” “Dazoo—" “I’m sorry, what?” “Dazai Osamu.” Sometimes--the worst introductions can last a lifetime. (High school AU, slice of life, growing up together.)

Loki won... the Earth is thrown into chaos, and you are taken away to become one of his 'girls'. In reality that really means you are a slave... servant... sex toy... One night, The God of Mischief invites you to spend the night with him, leading the both of you down a path neither could have ever imagined...

Kate Bishop always wanted a balanced love life in which she had a loving life partner who also is her dominant. She has experienced trauma in the past but with her found family, she is ready to dip her toes again in the kink scene. Determined to have a better experience, she decides to have a sex room built in her penthouse. What happens when she meets the general contractor/sister of the owner of Red Room Renovations? Will sparks fly? Will she finally meet the "one" who will do it all with her?

After being discovered by his peers as an omega, Yuuri runs from the world of figure skating. It's only to see his friend skate that he returns to the rink one more time. When he runs into skater and alpha Viktor Nikiforov, his body reacts in a way that neither he nor Viktor expect.

A Newly-Wed lovely couples Draco and Hermione are on their honeymoon enjoying their time and having passionate sex until they meet their favourite Weasley.

Hunter x Hunter Reader Insert Requests Crossposted from my tumblr agent-cupcake

Rey is trapped in an arranged marriage with a gentle man who scares the hell out of her.

What if our Emperor had no choice but to marry his adopted cousin, Rey of Naberrie, Naboo Queen in Training.帝国骨科：皇帝开罗人迎娶表侄女蕾蕾曲线救国走上人生巅峰【。 Inspired by the Ophelia trailer, basically just an excuse for me to write some hilarious crack about galactic domination, arranged marriage, political alliance, pseudo-medieval, pseudo-incestuous courtship and enthusiastic consensual smut. Try not to drink water while reading this crack. I tag as explicitly as I can so there won't be any unpleasant surprise or misunderstanding before you click on my story. You know what you are getting: pure cracky smut. TLDR: It's about emPUSS!Rey giving DICKtator!Ben non-stop boners, with a healthy amount of virginity kink, size kink, hair kink, foot fetish, whale jokes and classic Skywalker family drama.This story is now COMPLETE with one epilogue left (will be updated after I finish its creepy dark version: Nutcracker: The Education of Little Miss Rey).

Everyone knows that the egg and his toaster are in love with each other...except, of course, for the egg and toaster themselves.

"Should've organised separate parties," Pez bellows over the music, and Alex pulls back immediately so he can punch him in the arm. "Fuck you," he says, grinning widely, and Henry wishes they hadn't stopped kissing. That had been really nice. It's possible he's a little bit drunk, but it's his stag do, so he thinks that's probably okay. "I'd have fucking found him anyway. We gravitate towards each other. I micro-chipped him twelve minutes into our relationship and I have a tracking app on my phone." "That's illegal," Henry says solemnly, and Alex squeezes his hand on the table as he turns back to him. Henry feels the need to add, "But I don't really mind?"

As they both go wherever the chaos might be, Lan Wangji and rogue cultivator Wei Wuxian, eldest child of the famous Cangse-sanren, find their paths converging. Soon they'll discover in each other the perfect partner for night hunting...and beyond.

Ron Weasley loves Hermione Granger. He loves her so much he would marry her the second Voldemort was dead. However, he wasn't stupid, he knew doing so would be too early. It wasn't the second, but a few days after is not that early, right?

A series of significant and insignificant moments throughout William's and Lizzie's life together. Based off the web-series 'The Lizzie Bennet Diaries'

Lexa can't stand to look at herself in the mirror, let alone be ready to look for a wife. Thankfully, (insert eye roll), her 'father' has set something up. Clarke's tired of busting her ass at the restaurant, so why not see if the deal her mom set up is worth it?

His dreams get longer, he gets closer to her, until finally she turns. Her face is still obscured but her body is visible and there’s a round bump protruding from her middle. In the dream, he steps close enough to touch her and lays his palm against the taut skin and he knows. They have three weeks left of their honeymoon. He has three weeks to fuck her full of the next Malfoy heir.

Body doubling for a famous actress in a movie is a good job if you can get it. Body doubling for a famous actress in a movie with Tom Hiddleston is another thing entirely - especially when the movie has a lot of kinky sex scenes, the famous actress is too shy to strip, and you're required to do it ALL. AU actor!Tom, inspired in part by the new Crimson Peak trailer that hit today. So SO much smut here. (This story is based closely on the CP movie set, but with movie details and actor/director names changed just slightly so you know who they're meant to be without me using their real names. Tom is the only one whose name isn't changed.) 8/25/2016 - THANK YOU EVERYONE THAT STUCK IT OUT TILL THE END! Tom and Anna have finally reached their final chapter, and what a bittersweet ride it's been. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for hanging in there through thick and thin with me (and them!) Chapter 39 is the final chapter, but I decided to toss in a chapter 40 at the last minute, just to give you some pretty pics of the pair to look at as you say farewell. ENJOY!

Steve hated Natasha. Natasha hated Steve. Everything was fine until their parents decided to fuck shit up for them...

The omega that Victor was interested in noticed his friend’s gaze and turned around to see what he was looking at. Victor waited for the gasp of recognition to come, but instead the omega gave him a wide smile and threw his arms around him. Victor froze and the omega’s friend spluttered stupidly, not knowing what to do. “Dance with meee!” the omega giggled, swaying his body side-to-side. “I’m so sorry, he usually doesn’t drink this much,” his friend explained. “Um, it’s okay,” Victor said as the omega started to grind against him. Victor’s eyes widened slightly. No one had ever been that forward with him. Victor actually found it rather cute when the omega beamed up at him, his cheeks red and eyes glazed over. “I’ll dance with him.” University/College AU where Yuuri gets drunk and dances with the famous and rich alpha, Victor, without realizing it. He manages to capture the heart of the alpha, but the omega forgets about their encounter the very next day. There won't be much pining in here (even though I looove pining). They find each other pretty soon (thinking 3rd chapter) because I want to focus on their relationship!! <3

Anthony and Kate whisk away on their honeymoon. An exploration into the world of intimacy and marriage ensues.

A look into what the future may hold for Tim and Lucy. AU after 5x22 Future fic that's about 90% pure fluff and cute, domestic Chenford.

During Heavensward, the Warrior of Light is captured in the Sea of Clouds, and finds herself at the Emperor's mercy. Varis zos Galvus is far more merciful than she has been led to believe. ---Bonus Chapter 20 summary update: "The Emperor of Garlemald falls in love with the Warrior of Light, circa late Heavensward"==WINNER of the June 2020 “Oh Fury Why is this So Soft and Fluffy??” Award==(Just kidding I made that up. Or did I?)

As in all royal arranged marriages, Castiel and his new husband are supposed to use the honeymoon period to get to know each other.

Tim and Jason go undercover as a just-married couple celebrating their honeymoon in order to catch a high-profile drug lord. Hand-holding, kissing, secret rendezvous and bed sharing ahead. OR: The JayTimWeek prompt I never posted, filled with all of my favorite tropes, inspired by Lana Del Rey’s song - Honeymoon

“You have a twin sister?” Jungkook chuckles at his son as he tucks him in after a bedtime story, “And what makes you think she’s your twin?” He muses, now slightly intrigued by the story. “Cus we look just alike, Daddy! And we both like banana milk, and icecream, and coloring too!” He giggles after he’s done explaining himself, “We’re like, the same!” or after hearing such an outlandish story from his child about a 'twin' sister he has, jungkook plays into his child's imagination just this once and finds there's more truth to this story than he thought.

Alternative Universe. WARNING TO ABUSE SURVIVORS: If you're triggered by sexual abuse, physical abuse, psychological abuse, and/or childhood abuse take caution while reading this story. Story contains explicit details of present day events and descriptive details of childhood events. NO warnings posted for individual chapters. Read the tags and be forewarned. I DO NOT CONDONE NON-CONSENSUAL ANYTHING. However, I love writing about it. -----STORY SUMMARY:G Callen investigates a covert intelligence-gathering unit where one of his team members used to work. Soon after he begins his off duty ops, anonymous threats plague him each week and then become more frequent and worse with intents to cause bodily harm. Sam Hanna comes to the rescue, not in an expected way, but well after things get dicey for his partner.-----OOC and possible squick: Sam Hanna, Michelle Hanna, Hetty Lange, Director Vance, Kensi Blye, and Owen Granger.-----This song, "I'll Be Good" by Jaymes Young in his album Habits of My Heart, fits G Callen's overall desire to change his behaviors. This song, "Ancient Light" by Allman Brown, defines G Callen's wounded self and his deep need.

{Previously "married at first sight"} Lance thinks Keith needs some romance in his life– but he knows Keith won’t go looking for it on his own so he signs Keith up for a unique experiment designed to determine if science can predict true love. The Holt siblings think Shiro works too hard and under that very capable façade lies a soft heart that just needs a bit of love. They’re skeptical of the experiment’s professed success rate but they encourage Shiro to apply – it's all in the name of science after all.~*~ [MAFS BLOG] [MAFS PLAYLISTS]

What's next on the sex holiday agenda? Bingo or shuffleboard? SH You don't want to know. Now you have to tell me. SH

My friend is doing kinktober so I am too.

One & Two year anniversary Chapters 13 & 14 out now! Thanks for making CEO's Pet the 2020 Sope fic with the most hits 💜 Moments in the life of CEO Jung Hoseok and his kitten Min Yoongi. As they're chronological oneshots in the same universe, you can skip whatever makes you uncomfortable, though keep in mind that everything is consensual. Some tags apply only to certain chapters:Orgy (Yoongi x Hoseok's employees): Chapters 6 & 7Cages, Cock Cages, Omorashi: Chapter 7Breeding Kink: Chapter 9Raw Sex (no lube or fingering): Chapter 11

So even though Buck was expecting it to happen any day now, saw it coming from a mile away if he was being completely honest, he was still taken aback when a few days before they were due to leave for their vacation, Eddie said over their early morning coffee, point blank, "I want you to fuck me." He stared Buck down as if he’d just issued him a challenge and was daring him to refuse, standing strong despite his obvious embarrassment. As if there was ever even the slightest possibility of Buck refusing him anything. OR, the one in which Buck is very well endowed and Eddie embraces his inner size queen

october may be over, but kinktober is never over in my eyes.

Jeongguk and Jimin thought their life was finally sorted: their family empire collapsed, getting married and starting their own business together. They quickly realise that marital life isn't as luxurious as they imagined, that money cannot buy all happiness, that family members that once have disappeared are still lingering around and they must further work on their relationship.

Aziraphale and Crowley survive the Not-Pocalypse and profess their love for one another, but Aziraphale has tremendous anxiety about pursuing a physical relationship with Crowley. He genuinely wishes to move forward, but past fears surrounding touch, intimacy and body image are prohibiting him from acting on what his heart (and corporation) really want. Crowley is ready to go as slowly and carefully as needed to be there for his Angel as they pursue their new "Arrangement" step by careful, sweet step.

This is the story of a young consulting detective who wants nothing to do with marriage and an army doctor who wants to find true love. It's 2020 post-Brexit England and the British government is encouraging arranged marriages. Candidates meet through state-run agencies and date in hopes of finding love (and tax benefits). Sherlock doesn't need or want a spouse, at least not until John Watson shows up. Hesitant to give in to his more carnal urges because of the way they derail his mind, how will Sherlock progress toward the more intimate aspects of a relationship? The answer lies in a very special wedding gift.

Angela is a woman who knows what she wants. What she wants right now is her employee Bella Swan.