cuddling

AU. What happens when a baker and a graphic designer meet via a very specific Craigslist post? Fate, friendship, food, and maybe more.

Tony knew better than to play with alien toys. He really did. But there was just something so tempting about other-worldly objects. It turned out that he wasn't the only Tony Stark that felt that way. One explosion later, there's a brand new Tony in town. But there's something not quite right about this Tony and how he reacts to the team, the way he flinches away from Bucky or shakes when Steve picks up the shield or won't turn his back to Clint and Natasha. It turns out that not every Tony Stark is as lucky as Tony, but damned if Tony, Steve and Bucky aren't going to fix that. (or, the one where canon MCU Tony gets thrown into a fanon world and gets ALL THE LOVE from the fanon version of the team)

It's the first day of the rest of their lives. Uncle Nai quietly panics to himself in the kitchen over his seemingly-incestuous destiny. Nicholas relaxes on the patio with a well-earned cigarette and a well-used ass. And Vash wakes up in his uncle's bed and discovers that it was not, in fact, all a dream. And then there's the spanking... There was no way in hell this morning was ever going to be normal. The direct sequel to "Help, My (36M) Subs (30M, barely 17M) Have Unionized" set in the Uncle Nai Extended Universe.

Adam finds out something very interesting about Lucifer. He just has to find out if it’s true. But of course, everything comes with a price. Unfortunately, Lucifer is fucking stupid, and Adam gets way more than he deserves. AKA Adam has fucked all the pussy in Heaven and makes a deal with Lucifer just to score. Unfortunately, Lucifer’s not telling him something rather important.