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Bucky catches Y/n masturbating to him and can’t help himself but fulfill her fantasies and join in

When Voldemort attacked he didn't kill Lily and James. When he met his downfall they mistook Harry's twin as the GWL, they send their son away to the Dursleys but he doesn't quite make it in to the Dursley's loving care. Harry will take Hogwarts and his 'family' by storm and by the time the 'light' realize their mistake it will be too late for them to fix.

Dean is a waiter in a strip club to put his kid brother through school. Castiel is dragged to the club as a part of his sister Anna's bachelorette party. Dean and Cas hit it off, but Dean thinks Cas is the one marrying Anna.

Twenty-eight ways Lena Luther could find out that Kara is an alien. Surprisingly that doesn't necessarily mean she finds out she's Supergirl. Because Kara is really terrible at keeping secrets.

Derek Hale, Heir Prince of Betonia and Italy, meets Stiles Stilinski, college boy.

It's a field trip au. With a bit of Spideypool and a bit of Superfamily. “Peter here is my favourite intern,” He explained proudly to the group. “The kid has done more for Stark Industries than any of our full-time employees.”Flash raised his hand. “Our tour guide earlier said Peter wasn’t an intern, and Stark Industries don’t take high-school age interns.” He said, only sounding slightly snarky in the face of the world-famous billionaire. Peter has to deal with embarrassing parents, a high school bully, and his disaster of an extended family. He deserves to get paid for this.

"no one respects you if you're weak.""if you show me your weaknesses, i'll respect you even more." Wherein Lee Donghyuck, student council vice president, never thought that he'd end up falling in love with someone who he considered his mortal enemy... but fate works out in funny ways. In other words, a markhyuck enemies with benefits!au set in college :)

Sam gives Dean that final push towards Cas.

Minho's parents thought a change of scenery would be good for him, though he's not too sure. Minho expects to be counting down the days until summer ends and he can go back to a life where nothing happens, and he can fade into the background once more. Little does he know that the island is full of secrets, potential new friends, an (admittedly talented) garage band, and a pretty surfer that Minho just can't seem to shake off, no matter how hard he tries. Russian

“Ah, yeah, Desiree, I told you I was meeting someone. Well, that someone is Derek. My boyfriend. We’re totally in love.” His heart was racing and Derek was holding him so tight it was difficult to turn enough to face the young woman. What he did see of her had his breath catching on fishhooks in his throat. She was normally a relatively pretty girl, with cute round cheeks and large dark eyes, but in that moment she looked…terrifying. Her cheeks seemed gaunt, her eyes glowing like they were little windows peeking into a deep pit of raging flame. (Or: Five or so years after the show. Stiles is in college, and finds himself getting stalked by a succubus. Derek's determined that the best way to thwart her is to prove that he and Stiles are madly in love. It's not really as much of an act as either seems to think.)

After she got fired from her shitty waitress job, Allura hit a roadblock. But with bills to pay, rent to settle, and a seventeen year old son to send to private school even on scholarship, Allura couldn't afford to waste a second to sulk. Then she stumbled upon an online ad that was looking to hire a private tutor for an Altea Prep student. It would have been an easy enough task if the one who hired her wasn't the CEO of Voltron Telecommunications and one of the hottest, most sought after bachelors in the city. Lance is a second class citizen in Altea Prep because he was on free scholarship. He gets picked on by some nasty rich kids but with his positive attitude, his part time after-school barista job and his two best friends; Pidge and Hunk, he gets by just fine. Lance's life was simple enough until his mom got a job as a private tutor for one of Altea's most infamous (and ridiculously hot) asswipes, Keith Kogane.

Jimin knew that life in the big city would be different, but dealing with super powered mishaps and one piece of bad luck after another was a bit much. Lucky him that the vigilante Suga was watching his back.

Kim Dokja, the most average person in the world, somehow wakes up into an alternate universe where everything is the same, but isn't. . . He wakes up in the story (R18) book cliches universe, where somehow he turns out to be the main protagonist- HEROINE of the story, where multiple Male Leads, Obsessed stalkers and romance cliches haunt his life. And he does everything to escape the fate of a romance heroine. The man just wants to live and die peacefully, but apparently, he isn't the only one trapped in the current alternate universe. And they refuse to give him up (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ because the Heroine is needed to create an ending for their R18 cliche universe HAHAHAHHAHA

“Calling my kid a liar and a thief. Insinuating that he and his friend wouldn’t be smart enough for an internship in the future. One of your students pushing Peter into a desk, among plenty other things I’ve heard be said to Peter.” “Your kid?” Mr. Harrington squeaked. Or Peter goes on a field trip to his own home. It goes just as well as you'd think.

Sanji has been in a coma for eleven months, but he's lost his memory of the past two years. Now, he doesn't remember Zoro, or the life the two of them have built together.

Hoseok cringes, “How weird would it be if I actually asked to jerk off in here with you?” “Very,” Namjoon answers instantly. Hoseok nods, “You can choose the porn.” Namjoon blinks, “Are you for real?” Translations: Spanish, Russian, Italian, Ukranian and Portuguese on wattpad and ao3 <3

“It’s a private property.” Those are his first words to Stiles who stands with wide eyes and jaw hanging low. He should say something. Like simple sorry, for example. He truly had no idea this part of the forest belongs to someone. So yeah, it is appropriate to apologize for trespassing. But guess what? Stiles' brain to mouth filter isn’t having it so instead of apology, what comes out is: “Oh my god, your eyes are beautiful.”_ Or,the one where Stiles meets Derek in the forest. Somehow, they become friends, boyfriends, lovers, family.

All Harry ever wanted was someone to be all about him not because he’s The Boy Who Lived but because they care about him. He wants to be someone’s number one. Unbeknownst to Harry he’s gonna get that very soon. Harry’s loyalist is ready to throw a match in everyone’s plans and watch it burn he’s more than willing to protect his pup at any cost. And it’s gonna throw everyone’s plans into chaos those blatantly against him and those with hidden sinister intentions.

He was just finishing the formulas and designs that would allow him to carry more web fluid in his canisters when he picked up on the tell-tale sound of the elevator coming up the shaft, and he felt his stomach fall to his feet. Not good. Moments before the doors slid open, he quickly muted himself and turned his camera feed off and prayed that he was on the last page of students and that Mrs. Warren wouldn’t realize before he could tell whoever it was to fuck off. OR Peter is getting sick of online high school, and needed to sit somewhere other than his bedroom. Either FRIDAY lied or he was just really unlucky. Tony, Sam, Bucky, and Clint shenanigans happen.

Join me in my journey of getting more comfortable with writing smut. Mostly gonna be based on porn tropes, probably. More "extreme" stuff will have warnings in the relevant chapter's notes, so you can skip them if you want. Warning: started out fine and got really messed up in later chapters. Mind the tags.

Harry's life has never been so good. His grades were excellent, he was captain of the Gryffindor team, he had wonderful friends and his boyfriend was the most handsome and sweet alpha he could dream of, Cedric Diggory, they two forming the most popular and admired couple in Hogwarts. But it only took four words to make his perfect life collapse: "Harry... You are pregnant!" WARNING: ALL *MY* fanfics are available in English on WATTPAD, as well the Brazilian Portuguese version is available on WATTPAD and SOCIAL SPIRIT.My user is *always* Muffin_Paradise and Muffin_Paradise2. My other links are available on my user profile.