intoxication

“I hate you, just so you know.” You huffed out dramatically. “Oh, darling, you break my heart!” He put a hand to his head as if he were swooning. If there had been someone who was more dramatic than you had just been, it was him. He always tried to one-up you. “You don’t have a heart to break.” ___Please refer to the discord or tumblr regarding the discontinuation.

Anakin makes slightly better choices, Obi-Wan is a Mess™ and Padmé deserves none of this. AU from Mustafar onward with liberal manipulation of canon to culminate in some angsty, fluffy, domestic fix-it because we all deserve better. I'm going to fix everything Lucas broke if it kills me.

A collection of my favorite filth over the month of October with multiple ships and way too many kinks (aka this is me experimenting)

Miya Atsumu accidentally hurts Sakusa Kiyoomi’s hand in a practice match, and he is all over the latter’s house cooking him meals, unravelling the man and feeding him with his own hands for a while. He’s doing it solely out of the burden on his conscience and for the fun of it, not because of his non–existent enormous crush on Sakusa, thank you.

When Derek Hale arrives at the Beacon Hills Young Adult Rehabilitation Center, he plans on keeping his head down and serving the rest of his time in minimum security peace. Stiles Stilinski changes all of that.

Y/n and her friends all take edibles and she ends up feeling a deep ache that she needs filled up. When she sneaks off to take care of the problem, Archie follows and it leads to Y/n using him as a sex toy for her own gain. Getting more turned on by watching herself in the mirror than anything to do with him.

Although you'd hoped for it, you'd never expected to see your one night stand again. At least, until fate gives you a giant 'fuck you' and and he's your new boss.

you've had a normal upbringing all your life, however, university has taken a toll on you. one day, your roommate, pieck finger, pleads you to go to the library to catch up on your assignments, since you're borderline failing. little did you know that in your little trip to the library will be the day your life changes, when you meet armin arlert. notice: this fic will have implied spoilers for aot, but it shouldn't be obvious unless you've watched/read it.

King Uther might be liberal enough to accept his son's homosexuality, but he's still too conservative to allow him to marry a commoner. A nobleman it must be, and after a series of matchmaking meetings, Arthur sets his sights on the future dragonlord. It doesn't necessarily go well.

Draco is bleeding out on the bathroom floor, that is until his dormant Veela heritage kicks in and heals him. Unintentional bonding, unexpected powers, surprising alliances, and very very confusing dreams. Harry's last year at Hogwarts just got a lot more interesting. Explicit Drarry. Canon divergent from mid-year HBP.

Venti claims to be immune to flirting, and you decide to see just how obvious you can make your love for him before the oblivious bard can figure it out (reader is gender neutral and no gendered language is used)

A standalone fic-per-episode for the new series of KinnPorsche Now with podfic!

Stiles looks up. Slowly. “Holy shit,” he says. The tentacle is attached to more tentacles which are attached to a giant glowing squid thing. “That is not the droid we were looking for.”

After Schlatt and Quackity win the election, Marburg’s territory quickly spreads over the entire DreamSMP. After a failed rebellion led by Wilbur and Quackity, nearly every notable political figure on the continent has found themselves imprisoned for their “betrayal”. Now ruling over the entire SMP is Schlatt, who now has become bored in his newfound spare time as emperor. In order to keep himself entertained, he visits his prisoners.

Jason and Black Mask play-flirt too much. It's only natural that one day they push things too far.

I can't remember much...All I remember is that...I was in hands did the most horrible and most evil man that I've ever known and seen...

It might be difficult to seduce someone when you want to climb their boyfriend like a tree. Merlin learns this the hard way when Uther mistakes him for someone who knows how to seduce anyone at all.

Yoongi has a lot on his plate, but when his pack discovers a small pup in their territory, he finds that he's about to have a lot more.

A series of one-shots dedicated to Kinktober 2023. Tags, relationships, etc. will be specified at the top of each one shot.

A passed-out omega on the bathroom floor isn't exactly what Harry had in mind when he thought about taking a cute boy home. The idea of leaving Louis there, vulnerable and unresponsive, weighs guiltily at Harry's conscience. Turns out it's the best decision he'll ever make.

Katsuki returns to Tokyo after spending the past decade in the military. In an environment filled with Doms, Katsuki’s strongest asset, his ability to use Orders, is starting to fail. When Izuku offers to give Katsuki a taste of the Pro Hero lifestyle, Katsuki agrees—just before succumbing to one of Izuku’s Dom Orders. Katsuki was already questioning his Dom dynamic, and being forced to his knees by Izuku only confirms it. Maybe he is turning into a Sub, but that doesn’t explain why he only ever kneels to Izuku. REITERATING BECAUSE PEOPLE SEEM TO NOT BE READING ALL OF THE TAGS: DUBCON. RAPE/NONCON ELEMENTS. Okay, you may proceed.

Whilst leaving a PR function near its end, Tony is drunk - way past the limit and in a car with five of his teammates and friends. It all goes wrong from there.

Derek explained the situation as clearly as he could while leaving out his own relationship with the boys, the alcohol at the party, and the fact they knew Jackson was responsible. Or that any werewolves were involved. Or that Stiles had turned out to be such a responsive little perv.

So I have a prompt list. Several actually. And every day I write a short story based off my prompt word/phrase of the day. All of them are Silmarillion-related (dips into The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings here and there). Expect everything ranging from utterly cliche romance to mildly explicit gore and horror. No one ever said Arda was a nice place. But do note that I won't be posting any smut here. Prompts are meaningful snapshots, and unless the sex is really important, I'll be skipping it to get to the point.

After a string of casual dating mishaps leaves you unsatisfied, you find that the grass is greener in the front seat of your best friend’s car.

Connor gets an upgrade that lets him drink alcohol. Of course, he’s a lightweight and it ends in filthy sex on Hank’s couch.

an ongoing collection of short reader insert filth from the dark recesses of my depraved mind or: scenarios of your favorite bnha kings laying pipe (contains dark content. mind warnings on all individual chapters before reading)

“How do you feel?” Derek asks, voice rough and very close. “Heavy,” Stiles finally answers. Because that’s what he feels. Like his bones are weighting him to the soft bed beneath him, like he’s an anchor sinking deep into silt and water. “Am I high?”

For the third year in a row, I present my Smutober month-long writing challenge! Each day will have story, using a different kink/prompt. Specifics are at the top of each section.

You were coming out of college with an engagement ring, a spotless portfolio, and an impeccable internship, courtesy of your fiancé and a little help from his family. Your beloved sat in the stands of your university’s stadium at graduation, alongside his family and yours, the very picture of spotless suburban perfection straight off the pages of Good Housekeeping. You let yourself smile and believe that this was it. Dear god, how could you have been so clueless? Suddenly, you're back at your childhood home and without a job or a fiance, forced to use your degree to babysit for a single father living next door. The kicker: you fucked Miguel O'Hara at a club the night before. (Set before the events of Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse.)

Going to do oneshots for Kinktober this year for the first time! These are going to be all MCU ones, I'll list the ships in the tags as I go along (and in the note at the beginning of the fic), as well as all of the kinks I will be writing about. (Please mind the tags in case of triggers) Feel free to comment/rate and let me know what you guys think. *I will be using a variety of ships, so hopefully everyone can find something they like here. I'll try to update as often as I can, chapters will likely be of varying lengths. Enjoy the collection everyone!

That’s the moment that Stiles knows he’s not going to stop, that he craves this more than he’d even realized, and he knows, deep down in his bones, that he’s only going to get fatter. Stiles had always been a skinny kid, but the unlimited buffet on a post-graduation cruise introduces him to the pleasures of gluttony, and before he knows it, he's consumed by the idea of getting fatter. By his senior year in college, a guy Stiles meets online starts giving him gaining encouragement, and soon enough, his weight is exploding... But so is his crush on his friend's older brother Derek, who seems unusually interested in getting Stiles to indulge himself.

RPF, my own thoughts, using my own imagination and inspiration from interviews etc to create ficticious events and relationship. Joseph had felt an attraction to Jamie for some time. Between the interviews full of burning chemistry and casual touches, and sharing hotel suites on their travels, he doesn't know if its in his head or he's just the same as everyone else Jamie flirts with. One of his biggest obstacles is his own self doubt and anxiety, and wondering how someone like Jamie could be interested in someone like him. By some miracle they do get together, and over time they navigate each others kinks, anxieties and being together x

recently albedo had been investigating into the recent spike of the fatuis activity within dragonspine, namely around durins heart when they decided to pay him a visit.