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"Marry Henry - destination wedding. Combine all of our names so paperwork is a fucking nightmare." Henry stares at him and Pez rolls the dice, and- "Congratulations to Alex and Henry Claremont-Diaz-Fox-Mountchristen," he says with a bright grin, and Alex punches the air and makes a 'whooping' noise. "Your wedding is attended by the Beckhams, the President, and several key members of congress. Henry is very gentle on your wedding night." Henry is going to fucking kill Pez. "Fucking sweet," Alex says, because Henry is apparently the only one here trying not to have a coronary about all of this. *** It had just been a party game, except now Henry is in way over his head.

'Before you,' he said, 'you can see more women than warriors. Cowardly, unarmed, they will give up the moment they see the weapons and bravery of their conquerors who have given them such a drubbing so many times before.' (Tacitus, Annals XIV.36) The first time Clarke sees the Head Girl she’s sitting on a throne, presiding over her dominion with a piercing stare and a crown of braids in her hair. Her warriors are spread at her feet, a multitude of them, all long-haired and wild and clad in identical brown regalia. There’s something of the sacred about her, like the crimson cloak draped across her shoulders and her divinity are one and the same. Or at least it feels that way. British girls' boarding school AU. Obviously.

Something is seriously up with the captain of the lacrosse team. There's just no way Derek Hale is human.***“I was wondering if you're even human. You move so quickly. I mean, it's ridiculously fast. No human should be able to move that fast, y'know? It's unfair for us. I mean, it's obvious you work out, and I don't, so that could be why, but like...I was just wondering if you were human, that's all.” “Stop talking, Stilinski, or I'll—” “Put me on the bench all season?” Stiles asks knowing full well that Derek Hale can't threaten him with shit.

Derek decides the best way to get Scott to join his pack is to seduce Stiles first. Derek makes terrible decisions.

He doesn't want to think the words "monster cock" but frankly, it's too fucking late, because they're now living rent-free in his brain in twenty-foot high neon letters. How does that even work? Do the women he sleeps with come out changed? Does he have the goddamn ER on alert every time he goes on a date? *** Alex isn't into dick, except maybe he is, and maybe this one specifically.

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Alternate Universe : In which Derek and Stiles are neighbors, and Stiles somehow gets the fantastic idea to hack Derek's computer to allow him an all access pass to spy through his webcam. It's not like he'll see something he shouldn't, right?

“Not you. Not you. I don’t want you.” came the pained whine. “You’ve got it wrong! It’s me who doesn’t want you! So keep it quiet or else!” The alpha let go of the call button remote, wrinkling his nose. There was another flood of fear and anxiety like waves, wide eyes watched fearfully at the still raised arm, Stilinski tried to scoot farther away from the alpha teen. Did he think Derek was going to hit him?Derek almost phased tasting the flood of emotion saturating the air. The omega was hurt and the alpha wanted to protect, now that was damn confusing. “Please don’t.” A hoarse plea, another whimper. “Just leave me alone.” Breathless now. Derek felt his wolf whimper and snap as if gnawing at an invisible muzzle, his paws clawing to get out just below the surface. An eerie feeling of rejection pushed at Derek and both he and his wolf didn’t like it. The human part of Derek was surprised but the wolf was angry.

Henry is a little distant afterwards still; Alex says, “Do you-” and stops speaking when he sees how fucking vulnerable Henry looks right now, sweater sleeves pulled down over his fingers and his hair in sex-rough disarray. Suddenly his throat feels tight, and when Henry hums questioningly, he can’t find it in himself to finish what he’d been about to say; can’t quite express how much he wants to stay; how much he wants Henry to ask him to stay. Alex's feelings from that party to that lacrosse game.

Derek is an alpha with unusual desires.

He won't say why but Burt Hummel really just does not like his son's new boyfriend Sebastian Smythe. After all what was so wrong with that charming Blaine Anderson anyway?

Sebastian's taken to the hospital after he passes out during lacrosse practice.

The pictures in question- the ones being used to blackmail him- were from something they had dubbed The Great Deadpool Debacle of 2012. They don’t talk about it.