alcina Dimitrescu/reader

Family is complicated. To ten year old Luz Noceda, this phrase is...an understatement.Multidimensional travel adds a whole layer of complexity to a blended family that her mami's old divorce pamphlets Did NOT warn anyone about. That being said, if she could survive high school and the gifted kids club, she can TOTALLY handle the accidental formation of a complicated found family centered around some...even more complicated misunderstandings. What in titan's name could *possibly* go wrong?

or: five times Theseus set Newt and Percival up in some strange matchmaking scheme and one time Newt actually appreciated it. Newt immediately knows the Graves at MACUSA isn't the real one, because Theseus has been setting them up for years.

A young Vulcan decides to find a mate for his guardian, Spock. After careful calculations, Cadet Kirk is obviously the superior choice. French translation by Emily Bright 中文-普通话 國語 translation by ronnie_vfs Русский translation by sKarEd Español translation by Prinkipissa_Andreaz Objective Data [Podfic] by diurnal_lee, kronos999, paraka

Alphas and Omegas depend on each other for relief from their designation. The longer that they deny their bodies' needs the worse the symptoms become. An Omega's heats will only get worse and more frequent, while an Alpha loses his control completely and is launched into a rut which affects not only his body but his mind. The Ministry launches a program to help deal with the Alpha/Omega problem in the Wizarding World. They offer the chance for relief without admitting to your designation. A matching system where an Omega can use an Alpha to see her through her heat and an Alpha can use an Omega to keep his sanity. The best part is it is completely anonymous, the matches are decided based on mutual attraction to each other's pheromones, and a potion prohibits the brain from recognising your partner. Hermione Granger has never been with an Alpha, her heats are becoming unbearable. Draco Malfoy begins to lose control of his body in his fight against his own designation. Ultimately they surrender to the program, knowing they have to face the inevitable lest they lose their own or take someone else's right to consent.

It can’t be that bad, he thinks. There’s no way he would have done that. But the doubt still lingers, turning into full-blown anxiety as he scrolls down his twitter feed, finally arriving on his latest tweet. Lan WangJi ✔ @lan_wangji Some of you have never fallen in love with a boy only for him to go missing after his parents die and pine away for three years waiting for him to come back, then continue to pine when he’s back after you realize you’re too scared to confess, and it shows. 23,043 retweets | 73,328 likes Lan Zhan’s face pales and he buries his head in his hands, letting his phone drop on the table. This is bad. This is very, very bad. - Or, Lan Wangji gets drunk and tweets a love confession, Wei Wuxian panics, and all of twitter decides to matchmake Lan Wangji and his mystery guy.

Something is seriously up with the captain of the lacrosse team. There's just no way Derek Hale is human.***“I was wondering if you're even human. You move so quickly. I mean, it's ridiculously fast. No human should be able to move that fast, y'know? It's unfair for us. I mean, it's obvious you work out, and I don't, so that could be why, but like...I was just wondering if you were human, that's all.” “Stop talking, Stilinski, or I'll—” “Put me on the bench all season?” Stiles asks knowing full well that Derek Hale can't threaten him with shit.

The Census Data has shown that Remnant is at below-replacement population levels, according to Penny's statistical analysis! Logical subroutines and deductions prescribe: Increase the population with the best of the best. A dating app, to match up the best of the genetic material with the most fertile of people. Unfortunately... logic and reason does not really factor in sexuality. The population decline must be halted, and so, Penny sets up dates with those individuals that would benefit from having a good few babies! Unfortunately, nobody really told Penny about the whole 'human sexuality' thing, and James Ironwood did not think too much about the ramifications of allowing such a thing... But at least the population will increase! This was commissioned work.

"Come on, boys," Zabini drawled. "You’re only delaying the inevitable." Trouble always had a way of finding Harry, and eighth year was obviously going to be no exception.

"You're a psychiatrist," Will says. "Between your personal and professional lives you must have met thousands of people, you must know dozens of different flavors of pathology. Do you know anyone who would take me as I am? Who would be able to love me," he gestures in a sweeping motion, from his messy hair to his stained knee, "just as I am?" "I do." Bedelia's words shock Will into stillness. “Really?” AKA an AU where Bedelia is Will’s psychiatrist instead of Hannibal, Will makes a series of increasingly questionable life choices, and no one should ever take Bedelia’s advice. Ever.

Ron certainly knows how to recognize obsession when he sees it, thanks to feeling some of the same with Hermione. And he would rather that Harry's obsession with Draco Malfoy end sooner rather than later. Otherwise, Ron's afraid that he’s going to spend the rest of his life hearing about how ugly all of Malfoy's girlfriends are.

An ill-fated parent teacher conference reunites Jin Ling's wayward uncle with Sizhui's father. AKA: A matchmaking disaster as told by Jin Ling, Sizhui, and Jingyi. Jin Ling knows he’s in deep trouble even before reporting to Headmaster Lan’s office, but the words “your uncle will be here soon” still strike the fear of God in him. His only consolation is that Jingyi and Sizhui’s guardians are also in the office, Jingyi’s mom already lecturing her sheepish-looking son. Lan-ayi only stops when Sizhui’s father, a quiet and tall man in white, clears his throat, causing her to engage him in one-sided smalltalk. This is a disaster. Jin Ling had spent such a nice break at home for Mid-Autumn Festival, and Fairy’s presence had soothed his homesickness after returning to boarding school in Gusu. He knows pets aren’t allowed, but who is going to report Jin Ling when his father pays good money for a private suite in the dorms? Then there was the incident with Jingyi, a box of mooncakes, and a door left ajar. Long story short, he spent an hour chasing Fairy down the halls with Sizhui and Jingyi before finding his dog nosing up to a very angry Headmaster Lan.

Lan Qiren had never had a student he couldn’t improve, and Wei Wuxian would not be the exception, especially not now that his nephew was in love with the troublemaker. He would not allow history to repeat itself.

"Eyes on the prize, Widow: we're getting Captain America and Bucky laid, with each other. That's the op. Got it?"

Desperate to find an alpha to help with their upcoming heats, Kaveh and Tighnari make a spontaneous decision: hiring two one-star service alphas to help them out. Little do they know that this arrangement would give them far more than they ever expected- a mate for life.

Yoo Joonghyuk slaps him. “Joonghyuk-ah, what the fuck-” “Shut up,” Yoo Joonghyuk hisses, a scarred hand plastered over Kim Dokja’s mouth. An agonising minute passes before he pries his lips open, “Dokja-ya.” [Exclusive skill ‘Fourth Wall’ has been shaken!] “Huh,” Kim Dokja dumbly says, heat crawling up his neck. Uriel matchmakes Kim Dokja and Yoo Joonghyuk with a scenario. It works. (Clear Conditions: Completion of the list 'Expressions of Undying Camaraderie' by incarnations Kim Dokja and Yoo Joonghyuk.)

King Uther might be liberal enough to accept his son's homosexuality, but he's still too conservative to allow him to marry a commoner. A nobleman it must be, and after a series of matchmaking meetings, Arthur sets his sights on the future dragonlord. It doesn't necessarily go well.

"So you and Bokuto, huh?" Akaashi's attention snaps back to Kuroo and he gives the other boy a blank stare. "What about us?" Or, Kuroo figures out that Bokuto is interested in Akaashi long before Bokuto does himself and being the kind friend that he is, tries to help them along.

Bucky makes a friend.

The Juniors find themselves temporarily stuck in the past, and decide that now would be the perfect time to observe the epic love story of Hanguang-Jun and their Senior Wei. Things don’t quite go to plan. (Or, the Juniors deduce that a young Lan Wangji apparently hates Wei Wuxian. Clearly something is very, very wrong here).

He stares at her for a moment, the ghost of his laughter clinging to his lips. His full, rose-pink lips. And then he opens them, and out comes the sweetest honey. “May I have the next dance, Miss Sharma?” Kate’s mouth drops, and she feels a flush zip up her spine. Never mind that she really, truly does want to dance with this stranger, wants to feel those arms brush against her, his hands around her own, have him smile at her. “What makes you think I would accept the offer from a rake as such as yourself?” He tucks his chin to his chest, and the way his grin makes her heart thump is really, terribly, unfortunate. “I assure you, Miss Sharma, any liberties shared with my sister are not as cunning or as evil as you are imagining, and what with my mother out hunting her this very moment, I believe there are bigger issues to worry ourselves over for Eloise's sake.” He finishes, leaning slightly in, “wouldn’t you agree?” *** Anthony arrives to the season a little later than expected, and Kate finds herself charmed by a pleasing smile, what chance did they have? Anthony isn't looking for a wife, but may have accidentally found one, anyway.

Almost the instant Brienne was out of earshot, Bronn turned to Podrick, jerked his head towards Jaime and asked, “Has he fucked her yet?”