infantilism

Michael accidentally discovers his dick while he's trying to kill you, and then he comes back for more. Or: you awaken something animalistic and sexual in Michael Myers, and he cannot resist you in any way. You just hope you survive it.

Iwaizumi Hajime was an undercover officer with a single objective: Infiltrate the Seijoh Syndicate of the Yakuza and tear them down from the inside out. His primary target was the boss, Oikawa Tooru. The job itself was simple enough, until Iwaizumi got in too deep and absconded not only from the mission, but from the city itself. Now, two years later, he’s dragged back into Tokyo’s unsavory underworld. A grisly string of murders is plaguing the city, and the culprits are most definitely Yakuza. The problem is discovering which Syndicate is responsible, and Iwaizumi – the leading expert on Yakuza affairs – is the man most suited for the job. Despite his determination to stay away from Tokyo – and from Oikawa – Iwaizumi finds himself right back in the middle of Seijoh, and it feels a lot more like home than he’d care to admit.

Buck and Ana seem to keep clashing during Eddie's recovery after the shooting. Both turn to Reddit for assistance, and both get answers.

Nodus Tollens: the realization that the plot of your life doesn’t make sense to you anymore Q's life at the technical help department of MI6 was decently quiet and paid reasonably well - it even gave him vacation time, although he rarely used it. So when Q was finally coaxed to leave work for a bit and relax, he thought that Paris might be fun. Of course, that was before the gunfight, witnessing a shooting, and being kidnapped by a strange, blue-eyed gunman named James Bond.

There was a reason Kara left Metropolis to become a firefighter at National City, and for three years, she'd been doing pretty well. That was until her past came barging back into her life in the form of Lena Luthor. - "Good to see you again, Lena." "No, it's not, Kara." "No, no, it's not. But we will be seeing each other, like it or not." - or Kara is a firefighter and Lena is a doctor, and they never expected to be back in each other's lives until they are, so it's Complicated with a capital C.

On a cold afternoon in New York the day after the Avengers were pardoned, Steve made the mistake of showing up at the tower - and Betty took a page out Sharon's book and got between Steve and Tony with a gun.

Kinky Oneshots of all your favourite Avengers including Bucky,Tony,Clint,Thor,Loki,Steve, pietro,Wanda, natasha,nick fury and other. Sorry I'm really bad at summeries. I do take requests.

“Put him in the trunk. We’ll deal with him later. S.Coups is on his way and this is one meeting we can’t afford to fuck up.” or Being a med student was exhausting. The torturous hours, the slurring drunks, the constant swarm of patients with foul smells and equally foul mouths, the bodily fluids being projected in every direction, and the mafia carrying out an execution on their doorstep. But even though he never pulled the trigger, Jeonghan was the one who had committed the worst sin of all. He had seen their faces. And so he must die.

It’s been nearly two years since the leak of the so-called Waterloo Letters and Alex and Henry are doing their best to live their lives on their own terms. But between the pressures of American politics, their increasing frustration with the Palace along with the harassment of the British tabloids and strangers who hate them for no reason, it feels like it’s impossible for them to move forward. When someone opens fire at a political event ahead of the midterm elections, their life is once again thrown into chaos and they start to question if they’ll ever find the peace they so desperately want or if they’ll cave under the weight of it all.

Jensen is a young Harvard med student with a bright future ahead of him and Jared is the hot-headed member of the renowned biker gang 'Black Legion'. When their two worlds collide and their lives become intertwined, will they both survive with their hearts intact?

Jungkook, also known as The Joker, is a notorious mobster that ruled the city of Gotham, and when Kim Taehyung, a man as beautiful as he is crazy, joins him and remains by his side, they prove to be a devastating menace.

“Seems like a lot of work,” Peter said, eyeing the pieces. Tony glanced at Peter, a soft smile on his face. “Some things are worth the work to put them back together.” --- Or, with May gone, Peter needs someone to help him pick up the pieces. And it seems Tony Stark is willing to be that person.

When the 107th is captured, Bucky is denied his suppressants. After several days the heat he goes into is maddening. It also draws the attention of Johann Schmidt.

If Buck analyzed the worst days of his life, they would all have one thing in common – they all started out great. If he ever concentrated too much on that pattern, then every good thing that ever happened to him would probably just give him crippling anxiety as he waited for the other shoe to drop. And that afternoon would have definitely caused him intense anxiety based on how good it had already been so far. But then maybe he would have known to quit while they were ahead and go home, and they wouldn’t have gotten into such a mess. --- In which Buck and Christopher have a wonderful afternoon up until they get caught in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Series of unrelated one shots detailing different ways Rollins tells Carisi she’s pregnant. Some sweet, some scary, some funny, some where he tells her! Also included in the later half of this series are general Rollisi baby and family centric stories.

Acclaimed mystery novelist Alex Claremont-Diaz is fresh off his latest bestseller and lacking inspiration when Detective Henry Fox brings him in for questioning about a murder. Suddenly, Alex has all the inspiration he needs for a brand-new set of books and Henry has a brand-new and unlikely tagalong. (and maybe, eventually, something much more.) or, the Castle AU. COMPLETE AS OF 10/5/24

Jeon Jungkook aka The Joker has never had the need to save someone before, but with Taehyung imprisoned in Belle Reve Penitentiary, he will do whatever is necessary to get him back. The Clown Prince of Gotham has always executed the perfect plans, but this must be his most thought out, strategic plan of all time. Or With the most powerful criminals locked up, the government creates a Task Force to use their abilities and skills to their advantage when they receive a threat too high for their control.

In a world where your position of power is determined by your status, there is little hope for those who fall under the lowest status level to ever become something more. Sasuke is determined to fight the status quo of his biological determined status. To hell with his father, to hell with biology and social norms, he will become what he desires, no matter the danger to himself physically and mentally.

Barely one in every hundred Grisha are lucky enough to have their soulmate’s first words etched into their skin. Otkazat'sya never receive the indelible ink, instead left to scramble for a soulmate who rarely, if ever, appears.Jesper dreamed of receiving his ink as a young boy. The chances of him meeting his soulmate were slim to none, the chances of those words appearing even slimmer. When he wakes on his thirteenth birthday with a burning rash circling his wrist, barely legible words beneath the blisters, he’s ecstatic. When the skin heals and he finally reads them, he’s terrified. Because the words on his skin aren’t a greeting, they aren’t exciting. The words on his skin are a warning. 'He's going to kill me.'-Wylan Van Eck had been dreading his wedding. The engagement to a Mercher twelve years his senior (‘only’ his father had said, as if he should be grateful) seemed too easy an ending for him after years of torment. So, when his wedding night suddenly included hands too tight around his throat, an ungainly escape aided by a candlestick, and a midnight sprint through the city into the pits of the Barrel, well, that made much more sense. Title from 'Which witch' by Florence and the Machine

“Hey, Nora?” “Yeah?” she looked up from her phone. “Numbers on me meeting someone who shares the same birthday as me today?” “0.0027%, why?” “No reason.” Or, the chances of meeting your soulmate in a random antique shop are low but never zero

'sure, he'd been shot before. multiple times, actually.'but maybe this time was different.maybe third time's the charm. a b99 hurt-comfort fic. cross-published with wattpad.