every group chat needs a gryffindor jock
dontfuckwith: MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS IS A HORRIBLE EXAMPLE OF POP MUSIC AND NEEDS TO DIE
Tinydick: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY YOU LITTLE GREMLIN
Tinydick: I’LL DROP KICK YOU SO HARD YOU’LL GO FLYING INTO THE ORBIT OF FUCKING JUPITER
Tinydick: DOES EUROPA HAVE LIFE UNDER ITS SURFACE
Tinydick: WELL PIDGE IS ABOUT TO FIND OUT
Basically an au where the group meets through the wonders of mutual friends/the internet in a random group chat