5. “Wait a minute. Are you jealous?”

The battle is over, the hotel is being rebuilt, and everything is coming up roses, as much as anything can grow in Hell. There's just one thing that's taking up entirely too much of Lucifer's thoughts. One thing or one person, and it's one hell of a distraction, no pun intended. Lucifer was supposed to be working on rebuilding and Alastor was supposed to be sleeping. So far, neither of them are doing what they should be, no surprise, there, was it? Neither of them have ever been very good at doing what they've been told. (spoilers for finale)

In which Derek and Stiles are made aware of their potential and have to make a choice about what their relationship will be. “Let me get this straight,” his dad says. “You’re telling me a witch told Derek and yourself that you could be destined to be together and now Derek will be going to college with you?” Stiles shrugs, resting his hands on his legs to stop himself from fidgeting. “That’s about it, yep.”

He won't say why but Burt Hummel really just does not like his son's new boyfriend Sebastian Smythe. After all what was so wrong with that charming Blaine Anderson anyway?

in which Andrew and Neil foster children.

The Eleventh Doctor is working on the TARDIS when he breaks the Transmultiplier Displacement Mechanism, causing him to switch bodies with his Tenth's Duplicate. Started out as crack!fic...but it has morphed since then.

"You sold your fucking soul for candy?!" Vox snapped. Of all the idiotic shit he'd heard during his many decades down here, that definitely topped the list. "Yeah, you want some?" You offered sweetly, shaking the container of jelly beans invitingly. He stared at you in utter bewilderment and wondered how the hell had his life gotten so out of control that he was stuck hiding from angels on extermination day in a shitty freezer with a bona fide bimbo?

Kili wakes up with a bit of a downstairs mix-up and promptly freaks out. Fili tries not to drool too openly.

When Severus Snape is attacked by a unicorn in the Forbidden Forest he is bestowed a most beautiful and unwilling of gifts.

Underneath that gruff exterior, all Derek really wants is a family. And Stiles Stilinski, of all people, smells like family.

After loosing your brother Miles in the asylum, you find your way to the groom. Eddie is delighted, you are terrified and Waylon is already halfway to Australia. Both of you develop a syndrome of your own.

Dean has been de-aged, and he refuses to do kid stuff, but he doesn't have a choice in the matter sometimes, and Bobby's there to pick up the pieces when that happens.

River gets a pretty big spoiler when she refuses to leave the TARDIS in time. Sometimes spoilers can be the best things ever.

“Why isn’t Pidge the Slayer?”“Yeah, if Pidge was the Slayer those vampires would have been slain.”“So slain.”“If Pidge was the Slayer we’d be getting lattes and binge-watching Mythbusters by now.”“Yeah. Vampires? Done. No problem.”“Why’s Lance the Slayer? It just seems really inefficient.”“Yeah, I can barely get my math homework in on time, this seems like a really poor choice on the part of Destiny.” Lance didn't ask to be a teenage vampire slayer. Keith didn't ask to be a teenage vampire-with-a-soul. Shiro did ask to be a Watcher but he's seriously regretting it now.

Margaery is on holiday and Sam and Gilly are out for date night, but their wingman skills are unmatched, even when it's only via text message. Or: When their friends have had it with all the sexual frustration and wistful stares, Jon and Sansa are about to learn the power of the written word. (title from “text me in the morning,” by neon trees)

Neal is shot during a undercover up. Peter tries to to be there for him during his revalidation.

Harry wakes up as a girl. Nick freaks out. Harry gets him through it. Orgasms all around!

Lucas has fun with Ethan while Mia joins in the fray.

Draco notices Harry drop his journal and decides to read what the goody two-shoes Savior of the Wizarding World has written, only to be shocked!

Lance who was born and raised in the city is sent to work on a farm for the summer. He thinks this will be some awful experience, but really it's much more. Especially when he finds out that Keith, the runner of the farm, and his new housemate for three months is actually the cutest person to ever live.

When Dean flips the Impala and finds himself alone and injured in the woods, he reaches out for the one person he knows will always be there.

Tommy discovers the wonder that is a shirtless Oliver on the salmon ladder. Felicity completely understands. Oliver is a smidge smug.

“Dad?” It’s kind of crazy how a singular three letter word can make you stop dead in your tracks. King of hell he might be, but the careful and frightened voice of his daughter will never fail to freeze him. Sure, it could be considered a bit of a coward move, but he can't convince himself to care. There are situations where being afraid to move your body even a fraction is justifiable. Like this one, for example. “What-“ Charlie takes a brief pause as she properly inspects the situation in front of her, “Is Alastor on top of you?”

He is the successor of his family’s business empire, and you are the female heir of yours. After the trouble his older brother had created in the past, he now must face certain requirements needed for the sake of the family's future and to save his rights of inheritance, and you become his only way out. Everything might seem so simple, just the way they are supposed to. But nothing is ever what it seems, doesn't it? [check writing playlist here: http://spoti.fi/2unTK9J]

Who needs words when all you need to know is tattooed into your flesh, on display for others to see?

It was Friday night, Taehyung got a hold of Seokjin's phone and there's the wonderful existence of Twitter.

They were like the lost boys, and of course Otabek was Peter. Yuri was fine with being Wendy if it meant he got to keep the thimble at the end of everything, when the sirens would be drowned out by the sounds of drums and the blue and red lights would flash something gorgeous against his skin. Or; After meeting his favorite rockstar in Lucky Seven, Yuri hits the road with his boyfriend and the rest of the band. While so much around them changes, Yuri stands beside Otabek and all his demons. But how long will the sex, drugs, and rock n’ roll last until the fire becomes an inferno neither of them can escape? { + Playlist }