undertale (video game)

Heroes lead by Bakugo.Villains lead by Midoriya.Seven days prep time.Three days for Izuku Midoriya to show why they should be glad he's not a real villain. (Updated with final edits, 5/2/19)

When a heatwave strikes, everyone's biggest concern is how to function as a proper human being alongside the extreme heat. For Bakugou, his biggest concern is to not inadvertently cause monumental explosions due to sweating nitroglycerin like a fountain.Luckily, he discovers that Todoroki serves as the perfect temperature regulator body pillow.

Ripples turn into waves and crash upon the shores of what is and what could be, and I was just someone else who got pulled under. I didn't realize that even a drowning person makes waves of their own. A SI OC story. Cross-post for formatting shenanigans and discussion. Rating based on language.

“You sound nervous, Viktor. Is something –” Then he caught sight of the small hand clutching the side of Viktor’s vest. Jayce’s words stuck in his throat as a face peeped out from behind the scientist, a young girl with startlingly blue hair looking up at him with fear. “Um – who’s this?” . . . years later . . . “Just this once,” Jinx whispered, “Can’t I prove that I can help my family instead of watching them die?" On the night Jinx loses her family, Viktor finds her and takes her in as his apprentice on the Hextech team. But when he falls ill, the lengths she’ll go to save him might just drive her mad…

A wrist was pressed against his mouth. “Drink,” Technoblade said into his ear, and any lingering hope that he might just kill him here or better yet just let him die from his injuries instead of dragging him back to their sire withered away. Tommy kept his mouth shut. “Drink, now, or you’re going to die.” Scorned fledglings either had a sympathetic adult vampire take them on as a substitute sire or died. The first was not an option for Tommy. Everyone knew the moment he managed to wiggle out of the cruel grip of his own sire that helping him was a death sentence. In fact, coming face to face with any vampire meant getting dragged back to those who'd laid claim to his blood. Few wanted to go against the Sleepy Coven; all wanted to gain favor with them. His fate was to die on the street at best. At worst... well, that's why he’d ran. Yet, he ended up blessed by circumstance (for once) with a third option curtesy of his best friend Tubbo whose hands were stained with magic and who was willing to do what was necessary to keep him alive, bloodsucker or not. (I adore all of the Dark SBI vampire fics, but I'm also a wimp, so I want it to all be a horrible misunderstanding and for them to all hug at the end.)

Nine months after being hired, Luke Skywalker is gearing up for his first ever participation in the biggest event on Death Squadron's calendar: the Gathering. A month-long maintenance stop for the whole fleet at the famous Kuat Drive Yards, marking the start of all manner of diplomacy, mass recruitment, military games, and endless activity. As the Head Engineer, his participation was a forgone conclusion, but with his new status as Darth Vader's Home things have only gotten more complicated. With more power at his fingertips than he even realizes, many eyes have turned to the young engineer with keen interest, anticipating the arrival of the mysterious new player on the galactic stage. None more so than a certain Zevulon Veers, who finally sees his chance for escape after months of waiting. But amongst the colorful cast of characters waiting to be met lurk those with darker intentions yet, and between all the diplomatic and military machinations, the shadow of Luke's bounty looms larger than ever, drawing in unwanted attention. Luke is more than he appears to be though, and standing firmly with one foot in a mysterious and fierce legacy, his enemies may find they have bitten off more than they can chew.

Deadpool does a better job understanding Spider-Man's strengths and limitations as an autistic super than pretty much anyone else does. This doesn't stop Peter from getting involved with a cult while investigting a series of suicide bombers. He's just that much of a disaster, autistic or not. I play fast and loose with canon but try to stay true to (what I perceive to be) the spirit of the characters. Note that neither Peter nor Wade are based on any movie versions. • Chapter-specific warnings will be given.• Story/chapter titles are all Eels songs.

"I gain immeasurable amounts of stress just looking at you, Dream." -SUN TZU Dream is blind but he's a bat hyrbid with good hearing. Technoblade finds out and he's concerned for his friend. He stays with him and keeps him company, he also ensures Dream doesn't go too far and hurts himself with his stupid ideas. So what if Phil adopts him along the way and Drista causes chaos with Tommy and Tubbo? Technoblade will protect his friend to the ends of the Earth, screw whoever looked at him weird if he gets all fussy. (Basically just Technoblade and Dream being best friends fluff. There's angst, I'm sorry)

In which Cloud is so not doing this again. Except then he is.

"Boss, Peter is calling again.” “No now,” Tony said. “The person in the elevator – do they seem injured?” “Karen tells me that Peter’s foot is trapped,” FRIDAY said. Tony’s heart stopped; the breath knocked out of him. “What?” he choked out. A mishap in one of the labs causes an explosion and Tony forgot that Peter would be swinging by the tower that day.

Draco is not good at Cards Against Humanity, but Harry’s not good at being human, so it all works out. Except for the explosions. And Harry’s inability to live when Draco’s not around. The one with Beirut and video games.

Post-war Hogwarts has been energized by its new teaching fellows program. Where once bitter enmity divided the wizarding community, Malfoy and Potter chummily patrol hallways together whilst Granger and Zabini seek lost parts of the castle at McGonagall’s behest and Chang supervises Quidditch when not lecturing in Charms. It’s a veritable wizarding utopia and life is predictable for the first time in years. Which is, of course, when everything blows apart as the result of a drunken dare and Malfoy’s life is ruined beyond his capacity to repair it. Ever. In a million years.

To celebrate my 100th fic here (counting both pseuds) I decided to do a whump extravaganzza, featuring my most whumped guy: Loki. Some eps will be longer, some shorter. Prompts are welcome, but no reader insert things or smut. 1. Catatonia / 2. Slit throat / 3. Bridal carry / 4. Stomach virus/ 5. Trapped / 6. Poison / 7. Unconscious / 8. Nightmares / 9. Beaten / 10. Suicide / 11. Whipped / 12. Weight loss / 13. Brainwashing / 14. Jaundice / 15. Concussion/ 16. Drown / 17. Asphyxia / 18. "Interrogated" / 19. Coma / 20. Burned /21. Drained / 22. Collapsed lung / 23. Fever / 24. Amnesia /25. Flashbacks /26. Blown up / 27. Blindness /28. Anthrax / 29. Lips sewn shut / 30. Recovery / 31. Resurrection / 32. Appendicitis / 33. Transference / 34. Asthma / 35. Bitten / 36. Overdose / 37. Flu / 38. Lab rat / 39. Punishment / 40. Deaf / 41. Broken neck / 42. Shot / 43. Childbirth /44. Heatstroke /45. Stranded in space /46. Electrocuted /47. Insomnia /48. Friendly fire /49. Haunted

The last thing Tony remembers is dying atop the Stark Industry’s building after Pepper blew up the arc reactor. The next thing he knows is, that he’s back with the Ten Rings in the cave. And – it all is suspiciously familiar.

Memos from around MI6, many of which are not actually confined to Q-Branch. Includes the minions, Eve's Shoes, Q's secret liqour stash and everyone wanting Bond and Q to just bloody shag already because the tension is making everyone tetchy.

She parked near him and got out, avoiding the puddle as she approached him. Hands on her hips, she shook her head in pity. “What on earth happened to you?” He looked up at her with a pained smile, his shoulders instantly sagging with relief at the sight of her. “I got carjacked.” ... Thanks to a lack of communication, a horrific accident leads the team to fear the worst.

"Sorry Eraserhead, gotta bounce," Izuku apologized. He gripped the edge of the windowsill as he began to lower himself out. They were at least on the tenth story- not ideal- but with enough determination, he was sure he'd be able to climb down or break into someone's place and use the stairs. "Oh absolutely not," Eraserhead huffed. A second later the capture weapon had snapped around his waist and he was being pulled right back through his escape route. "We do not climb out windows," he reprimanded. "I've seen you climb out windows," Izuku shot back, struggling against the scarf. The thing was maddeningly indestructible. "You do not climb out windows," he corrected, emphasizing the word 'you' like Izuku was some petulant five-year-old. "Especially after I find out you in some ally on the brink of unconsciousness." Annoyed, he shot the hero his best scathing look. "We've gotta move past this. It happened one time." --- Aizawa finds Izuku hurt in an ally one night and decides it's time he became a father.

What might have happened instead of Artemis Fowl book 6, if it'd happened in the Marvel Universe. Megalomaniacs ahoy!

“Put him in the trunk. We’ll deal with him later. S.Coups is on his way and this is one meeting we can’t afford to fuck up.” or Being a med student was exhausting. The torturous hours, the slurring drunks, the constant swarm of patients with foul smells and equally foul mouths, the bodily fluids being projected in every direction, and the mafia carrying out an execution on their doorstep. But even though he never pulled the trigger, Jeonghan was the one who had committed the worst sin of all. He had seen their faces. And so he must die.

Shadow has lost himself before. He knows what it's like to straddle the line between reality and false memories, but this time, it’s Sonic whose memory has vanished. A premeditated set of circumstances and an accidental injury leave Sonic with no memory of who he is, his life, or more importantly, his painful history with Shadow. It’s up to Shadow to remind the hero who he is in the midst of a global outbreak. It’s a chance for redemption. It’s a chance to right the wrongs of the past. It’s a clean slate.

“I’m not your son,” Izuku insisted. “Please, I don’t… I’m not…”“Everything will be okay,” All Smite whispered. “I know you’re scared. So was I. But I promise you, it’s for the best.”“I want to go home.”“You are home, my boy,” All Smite replied, gently kissing the top of Izuku’s head. After intervening in a hero fight, Izuku manages to catch the attention of the most powerful villain in Japan. All Smite decides to adopt him, introducing him to the lineage of villains who have possessed One for All. Meanwhile, the number one hero, All for One, will do whatever he has to get his stepson back and make things right. Pre-written, updates Wednesdays.