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After a night out in which Gwaine dared a drunk Merlin to send a dick pic to his (extremely hot) boss-Arthur Pendragon, Merlin is asked to go to Arthur's office after hours. He is so fucked. (Literally)
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“You know why I called you here,” Arthur said, his back was to Merlin, he was serving some -no doubt- expensive liquor into a pair of glasses. “Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic,” Merlin said, his voice sturdy, hiding his embarrassment. It had been a really weird night, and Gwaine had dared
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