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In the grand scheme of things, finding a date for a wedding should be no problem for Louis Tomlinson. He's rich. He's handsome. He's reasonably well behaved. But when the wedding is for his lifelong best friend (and former boyfriend), and is happening in under a month, finding a date for the ceremony and accompanying festivities becomes more of an adventure than he ever could have planned for.

Years. Broken into months into weeks into days—into hours, minutes, seconds—into moments. Simple at one end, complex at the other. In Draco’s experience, moments, even when simple, had a habit of becoming irretrievable. Moments grew, stretched, multiplied into ages and eras that defined whole stretches of measurable time. Draco regretted several moments in his life, some within his control, some without: all of them irretrievable in nature. At a certain point, wedged between ‘what-ifs’ of his own devising, he’d stopped trying to keep track of those regrettable moments: now and then, pushing and pulling, coming and going, beginning and end. Moments were only moments for just as long. After that, he had no control. [In which Draco is forced to work with Hermione, falls in love, makes many mistakes, and eventually becomes his own man. A Draco POV prequel to Wait and Hope.]

“Tell me again to release you, Granger.Tell me again that you just want to be friends.” It’s been five years since Draco last spoke to Granger. Things are different now, and though earning her trust will be a challenge, he can’t seem to keep himself away.Hermione has been busy advocating for elves around the world, but when her breakup with Ron turns her life upside-down, she knows there’s only one person who can help her. Alternating POVs between Hermione and Draco. Slow burn, eventual smut, light dom/sub. Diverges from canon after Voldemort's defeat.

"I said, what's your name?" Dazai snaps to attention to see that Chuuya is staring right at him, and suddenly his mouth feels like sandpaper. Jesus. Who has eyes like that?! “Ozai—" “Huh?” “Dazoo—" “I’m sorry, what?” “Dazai Osamu.” Sometimes--the worst introductions can last a lifetime. (High school AU, slice of life, growing up together.)

Madam Yu comes to Cloud Recesses.Lan Xichen is woken to be told worrying news.Lan WangJi does not break someone's arm. It was dislocated.

It took only a few minutes for Violet to figure out what purpose she served. No one said it out loud—not yet, but they’d get there—but they kept throwing out words like formalizing alliances and uniting two groups, and she understood. Violet was a sacrificial lamb, and Xaden Riorson was the wolf, and her slaughter would be their marriage.

Sam and Jess are getting married and Dean couldn’t be any happier for them. Honestly, they’re kind of disgustingly perfect for each other and Dean’s pretty damn excited about staying with them the week before the wedding. He’s Sam’s best man, of course, and he doesn’t even mind that Jess has her own best man to share in all the organisational duties. The more the merrier, right? Except Dean must have done something to epically piss off the universe because Jess’s best man just happens to be Castiel friggin’ Novak. He’s got even hotter since High School, but apparently no friendlier and if Cas wants to spend the week pretending like they’ve never met before? Fine. Two can play at that game.

"Marry Henry - destination wedding. Combine all of our names so paperwork is a fucking nightmare." Henry stares at him and Pez rolls the dice, and- "Congratulations to Alex and Henry Claremont-Diaz-Fox-Mountchristen," he says with a bright grin, and Alex punches the air and makes a 'whooping' noise. "Your wedding is attended by the Beckhams, the President, and several key members of congress. Henry is very gentle on your wedding night." Henry is going to fucking kill Pez. "Fucking sweet," Alex says, because Henry is apparently the only one here trying not to have a coronary about all of this. *** It had just been a party game, except now Henry is in way over his head.

Kate Bishop always wanted a balanced love life in which she had a loving life partner who also is her dominant. She has experienced trauma in the past but with her found family, she is ready to dip her toes again in the kink scene. Determined to have a better experience, she decides to have a sex room built in her penthouse. What happens when she meets the general contractor/sister of the owner of Red Room Renovations? Will sparks fly? Will she finally meet the "one" who will do it all with her?

This is just where I dump all of my secret desires to jump every single haikyuu boy there is. forgive my thirst, or feel free to join this cocktail party. there are definitely some manga spoilers though, so beware.

Let's talk about the Starks. Take a moment to be overwhelmed by the utter, inescapable perfection of this family. Catelyn and Ned Stark are madly in love. They have five beautiful and talented children. Their eldest son, Robb, is a student at one of the top universities in the world. He plans on taking over the family business and making his parents proud. Their oldest daughter, Sansa, is destined to follow in his footsteps, and is considered the most eligible bachelorettes in the UK. Their youngest daughter, Arya, is headed toward a professional dance career. Their second son, Bran, has every teacher in the district cooing over his precocious intellect and their youngest, Rickon, is already displaying profound leadership skills. And this summer, they come together for tears, laughter, and the occasional dead body. Robb is in love with his cousin and has dated half the women in England. Sansa's boyfriend has literal skeletons in his closet. Arya will do anything and anyone to get ahead. Bran is being stalked by a delusional drug addict. Rickon is a bully and a creeper. Jon, of course, has to deal with all of them.

The Mandated Pairs Law was passed over fifteen years ago, furthering the divide between the three genders. Now, alphas and omegas are forced into government-sanctioned Mandated Pairs arrangements, with only 30 days to get mated and married. But first, alphas and omegas have supervised Pair Meetings to determine if they’re a good match. Most people only have a handful of meetings before finding someone they’re compatible with based on scent, personality, and other factors. Katsuki Bakugou has had 56 unsuccessful pair meetings. Will the omega ever find an alpha who accepts his rude, nontraditional nature? And even if he does find "The One," how will he navigate a relationship that only has 30 days to flourish? --Or, omega!Katsuki and alpha!Izuku are both forced to find a mate through the Mandated Pairs Program and only 30 days to make it work.

An accident sends Hermione to a time where the war is approaching and where she has a chance to change more than one fate. The story begins at Easter, after the snatchers have caught our golden trio (Deathly Hallows CH 23: Malfoy Manor), and it is an Alternate universe from there.Some Hermione/Sirius, but Hermione/Regulus is endgame.

Jimin knew he was weak for big brown eyes, nose scrunches, and adorable smiles. He was just under the impression he only had to worry about the eyes, nose, and smiles of his five year old daughter--not her piano teacher. Now translated into "Portuguese"

Tumblr Prompt: An AU where Anthony actually goes through with marrying Edwina and Kate actually goes back to India. And Anthony and Edwina (after maybe a year or so into their marriage--which is going miserably by the way) go to visit her in India. Anthony looked at her for a long minute and then took in a deep breath. “Fine.” He whispered. “All right. No more lies. I have not lain with Edwina in the entire course of our marriage. I cannot. Because every time I close my eyes…” He actually did close his eyes and took in a breath as though he were lacking oxygen. “all I can see, all I can dream about is her. I thought it would stop. Once she left to go back to India… I thought it would go away. But it hasn’t.” Anthony opened his eyes and the pain that stared back at Daphne stole her breath. “I married the wrong sister. You were right. I was wrong.” He dropped the quill he was still holding onto the desk. “So… what remedy, Duchess?” What would have happened if Edwina had not seen the truth?

Bangtan Sonyeondan is an idol group consisting of 6 alphas. What happens when their agency makes them include Park Jimin as their pack's omega? Or,Omega Jimin getting all the love from his six protective alphas.

The war has not gone well for anyone. The Alliance has three months left before collapse. The Horde is not much better off. With neither victory or death as options, Sylvanas proposes an alternative. A treaty, to ease tensions and open borders, with a political hostage to ensure that both sides stay in line. A marriage with many political implications and Sylvanas would only accept one person. Jaina Proudmoore. And Jaina Proudmoore made for the perfect hostage. If the Alliance moves wrong, Jaina dies. The Horde attacks, and Jaina reduces Orgrimmar to a wisp of a memory in the minds of children. Of course, no one expected Sylvanas and Jaina to be anything more than uneasy partners with each other, least of all Sylvanas and Jaina...

When Rhaenyra Targaryen presents as an alpha, it sets in motion a chain of events that could change both her relationship with Alicent Hightower and the future of the Seven Kingdoms forever. (Or at least make a great deal of trouble for everyone involved)

Hunter x Hunter Reader Insert Requests Crossposted from my tumblr agent-cupcake

“First, you get the money. Then you get the power, respect - hos come last.” Wen Qing traps Wei Wuxian in the Demon Slaughtering Cave, but Wei Wuxian isn’t interested in being the beneficiary of the Wen Remnants’ noble sacrifice. His efforts to free himself accidentally send him back to the beginning of the Sunshot Campaign. Coreless but armed with demonic cultivation, knowledge of the future and his wits, Wei Wuxian takes advantage of this opportunity to come out on top of both the war and its aftermath—before either has a chance to happen—by marrying and swiftly burying the cultivation world’s worst men. Lan Wangji is confused, hurt, and uncomfortably aroused by Wei Wuxian’s improbably elaborate series of Sect-themed bridal negligees.

An ill-fated parent teacher conference reunites Jin Ling's wayward uncle with Sizhui's father. AKA: A matchmaking disaster as told by Jin Ling, Sizhui, and Jingyi. Jin Ling knows he’s in deep trouble even before reporting to Headmaster Lan’s office, but the words “your uncle will be here soon” still strike the fear of God in him. His only consolation is that Jingyi and Sizhui’s guardians are also in the office, Jingyi’s mom already lecturing her sheepish-looking son. Lan-ayi only stops when Sizhui’s father, a quiet and tall man in white, clears his throat, causing her to engage him in one-sided smalltalk. This is a disaster. Jin Ling had spent such a nice break at home for Mid-Autumn Festival, and Fairy’s presence had soothed his homesickness after returning to boarding school in Gusu. He knows pets aren’t allowed, but who is going to report Jin Ling when his father pays good money for a private suite in the dorms? Then there was the incident with Jingyi, a box of mooncakes, and a door left ajar. Long story short, he spent an hour chasing Fairy down the halls with Sizhui and Jingyi before finding his dog nosing up to a very angry Headmaster Lan.