unlikely allies must rescue jack dawkins

"Eh! 'Little brother,' what!" Wei WuXian says, mock-outraged. "I'm thirty-five!" (Sort of. He was born thirty-five years ago, anyway.) "You must be, what, twenty-five tops?" "Nooo," Xie Lian says, smiling. "I'm eight hundred years old." "You don't look a day over four hundred," Wei WuXian says. "Seriously, how old are you?" "Seriously, I'm eight hundred years old," Xie Lian tells him. -- Lan WangJi had a lot of time to pray to different gods while Wei WuXian was dead. One of them was Hua Cheng.

Izuku Midoriya has an analysis quirk. That was what everyone thinks. In reality, he is a normal, smart, quirkless boy. -Aka- A world where Midoriya fakes a quirk and does amazing things by doing that. *I Found a Beta (Not_a_name)!*

Or, In Which Stiles Falls in Love Twice...With the Same Person -0- Stiles sees the flyer on his very last day at Beacon Hills High School. It’s hanging, unassuming, in the hall near the front entrance along with bulletins and other flyers, advertisements, posters for free student concerts, but the fact that the word “sex” is written in a font two times larger than the rest of the page catches his attention. It’s an advice hotline for a whole range of things, from teenage angst to how to deal with your parents telling you you’re adopted and a whole mess in the middle. Stiles thinks it’s funny, though, that they offer advice on sexuality and sex education. It makes sense on the one hand, since high school sex ed does jack shit for actual learning, but anyone who really wants to know stuff has an infinite source of knowledge right on their phone—the internet. So it starts off as a joke.

Sirius chose to raise Harry instead of taking off after Peter. He just really, really wishes that people would stop telling him how to raise Harry.

Life after war is nothing like Draco expected. He only hopes he'll survive it. Especially when his friends are less than sympathetic.

Collection of bedsharing fics for Danganronpa characters, requests are now closed. Thank you!1 Saiouma2 Kokichi/Mukuro3 Tenmiko4 komahina5 Maki/Kaede6 Toko/Hajime7 Miu/Kokichi8 sonianami9 Nagisa/Masaru10 Kyoko/Makoto11 Nagito/Chiaki12 Chihiro/Kokichi13 Keebo/Shuichi14 fuyupeko15 Kaede/Kokichi16 maki/kaito17 Gonta/Shuichi18 oumota19 kiibouma20 Miu/Chihiro21 Tenko/trans!Kokichi22 Fuyuhiko/Kokichi23 Fuyuhiko/Kazuichi24 Mikan/Tenko25 Akane/Chihiro26 Maki/Kokichi27 Junko/Monaca28 Miu/Makoto29 Gonta/Kokichi30 Ryoma/Kirumi31 Miu/Kaito32 Miu/Nagisa33 Kazuichi/Sonia34 Chihiro/Hina35 Kaede/Shuichi36 Celeste/Chihiro37 Gonta/Chihiro38 Mukuro/Shuichi39 Rantaro/Miu40 Korekiyo&Sister/Toko&Sho41 junkomaeda42 Chiaki/Mikan43 Kaede/Miu44 Kaito/trans!kokichi45 komamiki46 oumeno47 korekiyo/kokichi48 saimota49 chimondo

Junhui has no idea why, but half the group's members are coming to him for advice on their feelings...on other members. This will probably go well.

“Word is that you’ve shacked up with Boba Fett, Mando.” That tone sent shivers unrelated to the water down Din’s spine. The urge to lash out filled his lungs, but he pushed back on it. “You two have history,” he said as evenly as he could. He turned and found the Jedi’s face completely void of emotion. His eyelashes were darker, though. Din could see them clearly even from across the river. “Do not bring him here,” the Jedi said. (Din tries to make a family. Now if only the new members didn't hate each other.)

Todoroki has just figured out he's gay. Kirishima is the only openly gay person he knows, so he goes to him for advice on what to do about his feelings. They end up bonding over their hopeless crushes on Midoriya and Bakugou, but people start to get the wrong idea.

"Touch yourself for me." In twenty eights years of her life, Penelope Featherington has never felt this hot. Her breaths grow shallow, nipples hard and core aches for something she cannot quite grasp. She is positively falling ill. Lucky for her, her dear friend Colin Bridgerton knows the exact remedy. the sexual awakening fic no one asked for C2: guided masturbationC3: fingerfuckingC4: some good old bjC5: a mirror, a chair, and a dildoC6: facesitting ft. angstC7: wink wonk

Hiccup is feeling the pressure of expectations placed on him as the future chief of Berk. Can he and Jack Frost figure out a way to have it all? They're going to need help. But first, they'll to have to survive...

Hermione goes to Severus for some advice before marrying Ron. Little does he know how his words will change his own future.

Father Brown stops by London to give Bingley some advice.

Donna tells Rachel she should take Harvey up on the offer.

In the wake of tragedy, the boy who will grow up to be Jin comes to terms with his future occupation. Precedes the anime by six years.