strippers & strip clubs

In the grand scheme of things, finding a date for a wedding should be no problem for Louis Tomlinson. He's rich. He's handsome. He's reasonably well behaved. But when the wedding is for his lifelong best friend (and former boyfriend), and is happening in under a month, finding a date for the ceremony and accompanying festivities becomes more of an adventure than he ever could have planned for.

If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex. Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free. The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down. Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.

“I’m…what?” Asami couldn’t believe it. This doctor, Doctor Samir, must have been mistaken. Right? “Pregnant. I take it this is unexpected news?” “Well, you certainly stand out in a crowd, don’t cha?” Korra asked the omega. “I’m sorry?” The omega asked. “I said, you stand out. You’re not like everyone else here, are you?” “You’re pretty confident yourself, you know.” “I’ve been told it’s charming.” “Keep telling yourself that.” Asami told her. But it was a lie. Asami was charmed and aroused beyond anything she had ever experienced. But the fact remained that she was obviously a call girl and trying to get some business for the evening. “Your mouth can lie to me, but your pheromones can’t. Here.” She stuck her hand out. Asami took it. “Sapphire.” Asami isn't sure what's real or not with the sire of her unborn pup who she is head over heels for (and who happens to be a call girl). Korra is trying desparately to prove she's someone her pup could be proud of and someone that Asami wouldn't be embarassed to have as a mate. A story of love, sex, pregnancy, prositutes, strippers, alphas, omegas, jealousy, breaking stereotypes, and challenging prejudices.

Veritas gestures at the glasses, a smile that doesn’t reach his eyes strewn across his face. “Is it half full or half empty?” Aventurine’s laugh this time is even breathier. “It looks like wine to me.” “I see. So that’s the type of person you are.” Or, that story where Aventurine goes undercover as a stripper (amongst other things) to infiltrate Intelligentsia Corporation by befriending and bedding the young millionaire heir to the throne. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

Long ago, two races ruled over Earth: HUMAN WOMEN and BIG DICKED MONSTERS (also human men). One day, war brokeout between monsters and men over the women.After a long battle, the human men were victorious.They sealed the monsters underground with a magic spell. Many years later...MT. Ebott201X.Legends say that those who climb the mountain never return.---A teenage human girl named Frisk falls into the underground after getting wasted after graduation, only to find a world of monsters all with her favorite thing: massive, throbbing, pent up cocks. She must now slut and whore herself across the underground to make it back to the surface while also teaching monsters the power of CONSENT (instead of MERCY).