female bad-assery in general

Jack Frost thought he knew who he was, a protector of the children and the Guardian of Fun. However, a little mishap and a chance meeting with a Dis had everything he thought he knew thrown out of perspective. Now, not only does he have to deal with finding out what has happened to him while finding a way home, but he is also having to deal with learning about who he had been; who Jackson Overland had been. On top of all that, he had to do everything while trying to go unnoticed by the Vikings and have you ever meet him? Subtlety was not a quality he possessed. Oh, and did he mention the dragons? Because there were dragons.

"We can't stay here." Hiccup shoots down a dragon, but realizes that a dragon-killing Viking is not the kind of Viking he wants to be. Staying in the human village is not an option: they must leave. Together, dragon and boy will discover the world, and Hiccup has to leave the past behind ... even if the past has the annoying habit of trying to catch up. (The story of a dragon and his boy, and a world that changes around them.)

Hogwarts AU. When Hiccup's secret of being the first to train a dragon is revealed, he struggles to handle his newfound popularity among the other students at Hogwarts. Jack feels sorry for him and decides not to bother him, even though he's also curious about the whole story. Despite his decision to stay away, an unlikely friendship between the Gryffindor and the Ravenclaw slowly blooms and in between classes, friends, laughter and denial, it turns into something more.

“Your son was said to be as beautiful as Brooklyn’s sweet apple blossoms,” Barnes said, and his lips lifted in another smile, then his eyes moved and Steve was startled by the intensity of his gaze. Barnes gave pause, long enough that Steve’s heartbeat picked up again. Then he spoke again. “But no blossom could compare,” he said. “Not even the most perfect of untouched flowers.” Steve felt his cheeks heat up; he blushed right to the roots of his hair, pulled back from his face by Wanda’s best braids. Barnes’s gaze somehow intensified even more as his gaze just shifted enough that Steve was sure he saw him blush that far. Barnes’s lip lifted at one corner by a hair. “I’ve never been gladder to have my expectations so far exceeded,” he concluded.

“Tim.” Bruce drags in a rough, choppy breath, trying and failing to get himself under control. “What have you done.” Tim tries to wiggle free, and Bruce’s grip just tightens as he presses a kiss first to one dark head, then the other. Well, at least if he’s kissing my head he’s probably not that mad at me… He bites his lip. “Um. So. I might, possibly, okay definitely, have traveled back in time, and… stolen Jason?” Tim’s voice squeaks embarrassingly and he flushes. *Collection of oneshots written for the Jaytim Week fall 2018 tumblr prompts. I don't have a tumblr but the prompts looked like fun, so… :D 1. Magic // Sugar Daddy; 2. Time Travel // Heist; 3. Viking // Bare Skin; 4. College // Vegas Wedding; 5. FREE PROMPT DAY (Accidental Baby Acquisition // Clones); 6. Mafia // Bodyswap; 7. Alpha/Beta/Omega // Nightmares & Hallucinations; 8. Urban Fantasy // Blood Oath

Little Rúna is brought to Kattegat by Helga at the request of Queen Aslaug. She is intended to be Ivar's playmate, though as the pair grow up, they also grow close to one another. Follows the timeline of Ivar the Boneless' life through a combination of depiction in the show Vikings and historical accounts. Ivar/OC, rather slow burn to begin with, but charts their relationship afterward.

Raided, captured, and brought to a foreign land, Rey finds herself being handed over as a bed maid to a Viking called Kylo Ren who prefers isolation from the village below, and apparently speaks her native tongue. However, instead of being used in the way she thinks she will, Kylo puts her to work around the house alongside him and takes it upon himself to teach her their ways. What starts as a spiteful entrapment slowly turns into a mutual friendship, and an even greater romance forbidden from happening.

Stolen from his home country of Rochelle, crown prince Charles Leclerc finds himself whisked to the new land of Lelystad ruled by fierce vikings more than willing to hand him off to their cold, isolated chief—Max Verstappen. Hair braiding, icy adventures, foreign rebellions, celebratory feasts, and shared secrets gradually lead to a slow building romance between the sheltered prince and withdrawn viking. The only thing standing in their way, however, is the question of whether or not it's meant to be and the duties of being royal.

Wooyoung meets San for the first time in the year 582 BC in the Hanging Gardens of Babylon. He meets him again three hundred years later in Rome. When they meet a third time on a Viking ship 838 AD, Wooyoung challenges the coincidence.

Icy eyes found hers as giant paws lumbered beneath a massive white wolf. A breath caught in her throat as Hermione forced down a dry swallow at the sight. The creature stood nearly as tall as the men who held her. She did not fear the wolf, for death would be more merciful than whatever torture awaited her at the hand of her captors. Knocking its head back, the wolf let out a deep howl that shuddered the forest. Its teeth were bared, a snarl etched on its otherwise beautiful features.

We’ve prepared as best we could, but as I turn the corner on the muddy path through the village hugging the walls of my father’s fortress, I know we aren’t ready. We would never be ready. The Northmen have come. Written for the March 2013 Prompts in Panem, Day 2: Masterpieces, Visual prompt: Massacre of the Innocents @http://promptsinpanem.tumblr.com NOTE: I may - MAY - take this story down in the future. So if you'd like to read it, please download a copy. (I love this AO3 feature. It rocks.)

Hiccup is feeling the pressure of expectations placed on him as the future chief of Berk. Can he and Jack Frost figure out a way to have it all? They're going to need help. But first, they'll to have to survive...

Caroline has her first period as a married woman; Klaus is injured by a stupid, magical stake

You constantly tease Ivar. He's constantly angry at you. What will break the act?

“After tonight we may be bound together body and soul but you will never have my heart, Savage” Megumi spats. Yuuji grins down at his trembling prize. Megumi makes for a stunning picture laid bare in the snow, his black hair, green eyes, and the purple bruises that line his persons make for a truly divine picture. “Oh sweet wife… There isn’t any land that I cannot conquer. Your heart may be the toughest terrain that I have ever faced cold, brutal and unyielding but it will be won all the same”____________________________ In exchange for his sisters well-being Megumi offers the only thing he has of value to a domineering Viking lord like Yuuji. Himself.

Fia offers to do her friend Greta a favour and take some supplies to Floki but she has her own reasons for wanting to go see the spindly-legged, knock-kneed boat builder.It's just a smutty one shot don't expect too much of it. It was fun to write though.

“I assure you, this is real,” Niklaus said, standing a little taller. “You aren’t the first one to come here, dressed like this and talking so oddly. They all thought we were fake, but no. We are just as real as you and every other person on the planet.” OR, Caroline goes into a wardrobe and finds herself in 10th century Mystic Falls.

Loki's mischief causes Natasha to disappear into the past. Now he must seek her through the ages in the Cavern of Time, before an old enemy reaches her first. Blackfrost.

Post-movie. Bruce wants to leave. Thor remembers his favorite gardener. An understanding is reached.

It's not every day that Runa finds a furiously swearing Helvar stuck torso-first in the roots of a tree.